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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I’m not talking about a sexual trick or feat here (no one cares how fast you can make someone squirt), I’m talking about the quiet little talents and abilities that you don’t necessarily shout about.
Whatever it is, shout out your talent here. Whether it’s being able to a box split or holding the fastest time on MarioKart, let’s hear them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a great cook.
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot using just my tongue in under 30 seconds.
I can do the box splits (I'm very bendy for a fat girl).
I have no gag reflex.
And I'm hilarious 
I know....He's a lucky guy... 
Lu  |
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I'm super at taking tests and exams, even when I've only the vaguest idea about the subject they cover. Somehow I manage to cobble together a persuasive enough essay that the lack of actual content gets lost in the overall tone of competence and credibility. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm super at taking tests and exams, even when I've only the vaguest idea about the subject they cover. Somehow I manage to cobble together a persuasive enough essay that the lack of actual content gets lost in the overall tone of competence and credibility."
So you’re a certified blagger? |
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"I'm super at taking tests and exams, even when I've only the vaguest idea about the subject they cover. Somehow I manage to cobble together a persuasive enough essay that the lack of actual content gets lost in the overall tone of competence and credibility.
So you’re a certified blagger? "
I am, so full of bullshit I'm surprised my eyes aren't brown. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Mine is that I can mimic most of Frank Oz’s muppet voices and I can do a startlingly accurate Gollum voice, so accurate that it freaks people out. I also have a good ear for accents.
I think I missed my calling as a voice artist |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"I can wiggle my ears.
My womb lining falls out my fanny on a monthly basis and I don't die.
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I can do that too  well, the first part at least. Right up until people start laughing, then I laugh and it's game over. |
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"I can wiggle my ears.
My womb lining falls out my fanny on a monthly basis and I don't die.
Well that got awkward! "
It's only awkward if you're down there at the time. Fear not, I'm likely to have crushed a human head like a grape between my thighs before it got to that stage. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can fold a crisp packet into a little triangle in less than ten seconds without looking.
Apparently I’m girlfriend material until your parents ask when they’ll get to meet the new lady in your life..... then I’m not.  |
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"I can wiggle my ears.
My womb lining falls out my fanny on a monthly basis and I don't die.
I can do that too well, the first part at least. Right up until people start laughing, then I laugh and it's game over. "
Yeah, the laugh is a wiggle killer. |
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"I can produce intricate embroidery. This has got me nowhere
I'm so envious! I'm rubbish with anything like that so it always amazes me when people do it really well."
 the work I'm most proud of is the padded hanger I made for our daughter's wedding dress . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can sing, I have won a few small competitions
I can also twist my arm 360° and bend my thumb backwards from the mid knuckle, i call it my banana thumb |
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"I can produce intricate embroidery. This has got me nowhere
I'm so envious! I'm rubbish with anything like that so it always amazes me when people do it really well.
the work I'm most proud of is the padded hanger I made for our daughter's wedding dress ."
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I can sing, I have won a few small competitions
I can also twist my arm 360° and bend my thumb backwards from the mid knuckle, i call it my banana thumb "
Is it weird that I’m more impressed by the arm thing? |
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Copied and pasted from another thread:
My biggest flex is the ability to get into the friendzone unintentionally
Seriously though, my real world football manager coaching skills. Took me around the world before lockdown |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Copied and pasted from another thread:
My biggest flex is the ability to get into the friendzone unintentionally
Seriously though, my real world football manager coaching skills. Took me around the world before lockdown "
This isn’t about your biggest, it’s the smallest and most ridiculous talents. |
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"Copied and pasted from another thread:
My biggest flex is the ability to get into the friendzone unintentionally
Seriously though, my real world football manager coaching skills. Took me around the world before lockdown
This isn’t about your biggest, it’s the smallest and most ridiculous talents. "
Haha ok then I stand by the friendzone comment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a black belt in clumsy!
I recently managed to injure myself enough to warrant a trip to A&E using nothing more than a laundry basket...admit it, you're impressed  "
I once fell while carting laundry upstairs and dislocated my arm so I’m with you in the clumsy gang |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough/ Kettering |
"I've never scuffed an Alloy Wheel on any of my car's ever, I can reverse park and reverse round corners too!
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Wow!! There's some impressive talent on here but this is gold star and if I'm honest I'm struggling to believe  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never scuffed an Alloy Wheel on any of my car's ever, I can reverse park and reverse round corners too!
TALENT. the word is talent.. Not biggest fantasy. "
I've heard all about you and you won't be able to take me down sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought of another.
I can make my boobs move seperately.
Like when a guy flexes his pecks one at s time, I can do it with my boobs
We need evidence "
I can do this too, big boobs are good for party tricks ha ha |
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