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over a year ago
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The adult version of the best department store in the world!
Plenty of clothes to admire - from the lingerie section to the occasional fur coat!
A sports dept - some pretty strange 'gym' equipment though!
A spa section full of naked bodies and people in towels.
The food hall - although I've seen a few messy eaters!
The toy department! All sorts of traditional 'non battery operated' goodies and some hi tec gizmos!
And a car park - for those that like to show off their motors - or have them washed at the topless car wash!
It's a wonderful place - kinda like willy wonkas factory - but without the little people!
Although hang on.......!  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"The adult version of the best department store in the world!
Plenty of clothes to admire - from the lingerie section to the occasional fur coat!
A sports dept - some pretty strange 'gym' equipment though!
A spa section full of naked bodies and people in towels.
The food hall - although I've seen a few messy eaters!
The toy department! All sorts of traditional 'non battery operated' goodies and some hi tec gizmos!
And a car park - for those that like to show off their motors - or have them washed at the topless car wash!
It's a wonderful place - kinda like willy wonkas factory - but without the little people!
Although hang on.......! "
Makes note.... This guys has got imagination  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"The adult version of the best department store in the world!
Plenty of clothes to admire - from the lingerie section to the occasional fur coat!
A sports dept - some pretty strange 'gym' equipment though!
A spa section full of naked bodies and people in towels.
The food hall - although I've seen a few messy eaters!
The toy department! All sorts of traditional 'non battery operated' goodies and some hi tec gizmos!
And a car park - for those that like to show off their motors - or have them washed at the topless car wash!
It's a wonderful place - kinda like willy wonkas factory - but without the little people!
Although hang on.......! "
My first mother-in-law figure used to call me an Oompah Loompah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The adult version of the best department store in the world!
Plenty of clothes to admire - from the lingerie section to the occasional fur coat!
A sports dept - some pretty strange 'gym' equipment though!
A spa section full of naked bodies and people in towels.
The food hall - although I've seen a few messy eaters!
The toy department! All sorts of traditional 'non battery operated' goodies and some hi tec gizmos!
And a car park - for those that like to show off their motors - or have them washed at the topless car wash!
It's a wonderful place - kinda like willy wonkas factory - but without the little people!
Although hang on.......!
My first mother-in-law figure used to call me an Oompah Loompah!"
My first mother in law WAS an oompah loompah!!  |
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Strangers who become friends, advisers, an encyclopedia, dictionary, grammar specialists, lovers, shaggers, confidantes, enemies, stalkers, advisers. smart arses, know it alls, all round good eggs, comedians, etc etc etc |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Strangers who become friends, advisers, an encyclopedia, dictionary, grammar specialists, lovers, shaggers, confidantes, enemies, stalkers, advisers. smart arses, know it alls, all round good eggs, comedians, etc etc etc"
A pretty good mix then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs
I love it - as I can visualise it "
i never looked at it like that , lol |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs
I love it - as I can visualise it i never looked at it like that , lol"
No but it s such fun when you do |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs
I love it - as I can visualise it i never looked at it like that , lol
No but it s such fun when you do "
I may have to after reading this xx |
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"A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs
I love it - as I can visualise it i never looked at it like that , lol
No but it s such fun when you do I may have to after reading this xx"
Some are wild and some need to be caged |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"A zoo - some big felines out hunting, but watch out for the snakes in the grass and the hippocrockafrogs
I love it - as I can visualise it i never looked at it like that , lol
No but it s such fun when you do I may have to after reading this xx
Some are wild and some need to be caged"
mmmmmm are you offering ?;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It reminds me of my train to work - full of people I'm mostly oblivious too but, occasionally, there's one person I like to stare at and fantasise about. It makes my day. |
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Like a Farmyard......
The Bulls just want to be Bulls, but haven't got the balls.
The Chickens make a lot of noise but are too chicken to actually meet people.
The Sheep, will always wait for the head Sheep to bleet and they follow like good little sheep.
The Rabbits will just Rabbit on all day with nothing much interesting to say.
The Pigs soon get found out and banned.
And us Cows will always be Cows so get used to it Farmyard.
The Farmers Wife will always keep us in check, she has a big gun.
I won't mention the Farmyard Dogs....... |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"Like a Farmyard......
The Bulls just want to be Bulls, but haven't got the balls.
The Chickens make a lot of noise but are too chicken to actually meet people.
The Sheep, will always wait for the head Sheep to bleet and they follow like good little sheep.
The Rabbits will just Rabbit on all day with nothing much interesting to say.
The Pigs soon get found out and banned.
And us Cows will always be Cows so get used to it Farmyard.
The Farmers Wife will always keep us in check, she has a big gun.
I won't mention the Farmyard Dogs......."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going to school!
The occasional playground tantrum!
Some great ball games.
Excellent biology lessons.
Plenty of people who obviously forgot their PE kit and are running about in their undies!
The occasional interesting bit of chemistry.
O levels.
A levels.
Maths! (3somes, 4somes, 69's)
The school debating society! (The forums!)
Art & Photography classes seem quite popular - although there's been a few fails on this particular subject!
And glad to say unlike my school experience - at least here I seem to learn something new every day!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Jeremy Kyle Show with less clothes and more teeth...
Yeah, but I still wouldn't fuck anyone off The Jeremy Kyle Show!!!! Yuck, yuck, yuck!!! 
Lol  "
LOl very good point..neither would I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its like a fun fair ... and the Roller coaster. You just have to hold on and let it pass the scary bits but its a trill. The Lucky dip you just never know what you may get ..The bummer cars, You do your best but still keep bumming . And them rides that spin you around so fast make you feel sick and cant stand after well .Ghost train .. It the unknown just into the dark and you have to look out as things pop out at you . And you always go back for more..  |
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"Like a Farmyard......
The Bulls just want to be Bulls, but haven't got the balls.
The Chickens make a lot of noise but are too chicken to actually meet people.
The Sheep, will always wait for the head Sheep to bleet and they follow like good little sheep.
The Rabbits will just Rabbit on all day with nothing much interesting to say.
The Pigs soon get found out and banned.
And us Cows will always be Cows so get used to it Farmyard.
The Farmers Wife will always keep us in check, she has a big gun.
I won't mention the Farmyard Dogs......."
lmao 
4 legs good 2 legs bad  |
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By *phrodite OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Its like a fun fair ... and the Roller coaster. You just have to hold on and let it pass the scary bits but its a trill. The Lucky dip you just never know what you may get ..The bummer cars, You do your best but still keep bumming . And them rides that spin you around so fast make you feel sick and cant stand after well .Ghost train .. It the unknown just into the dark and you have to look out as things pop out at you . And you always go back for more.. "
Thats the crazy part lol - sometimes I get a little frustrated and then I leave it for a few days but then I am back. Addictive or what...;-) |
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