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What’s your biggest flex ?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mines probably my bass guitar solos when me and the guys (pre/post covid) are having a jam and I’m taking it to the next level (level42) on Guitar Hero and we are totally just vibing on the breaks, what’s yours ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Either that or my pasta bakes.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a really short flex on my beomaster ... which is really annoying

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got a really short flex on my beomaster ... which is really annoying

That is annoying, hope it clears up soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my gag reflex.. basically non-existent

. Px

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"my gag reflex.. basically non-existent

. Px"

You’ll need that when you try my pasta bake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am number 1 in the world for a serton gameing genre

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I would say its my animal skills, herding up a group of rowdy cows for inspection can push me into the show off zone when others are not so competent

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids!

My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can sing Celine Dion while putting my watch on with one hand

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am number 1 in the world for a serton gameing genre "

Is that cause you’re the only one doing it ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would say its my animal skills, herding up a group of rowdy cows for inspection can push me into the show off zone when others are not so competent"

When I worked on a farm I’d stand on the gate and shout oi oil oi and the cows would walk over

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids!

My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic.

Well done, what was the degree ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can sing Celine Dion while putting my watch on with one hand "

Mad skillz

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am number 1 in the world for a serton gameing genre

Is that cause you’re the only one doing it ? "

Lol nope the leaderboard in 1 game is around 100k

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I am number 1 in the world for a serton gameing genre

Is that cause you’re the only one doing it ?

Lol nope the leaderboard in 1 game is around 100k "

Amazing

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Dancing with Scottish ballet, after an 8 stage audition to get in! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dancing with Scottish ballet, after an 8 stage audition to get in! Xx"

Wow, that’s some flexing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I had to ask a small person what it meant.

I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad?

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids!

My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic.

"
Congratulations LaLuna, well done

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had to ask a small person what it meant.

I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad?"

Not really, maybe you’re just modest

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids!

My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic.

Well done, what was the degree ? "

Was for work, Health & Social Care Business Management qualification.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I am number 1 in the world for a serton gameing genre

Is that cause you’re the only one doing it ?

Lol nope the leaderboard in 1 game is around 100k

Amazing "

Thanks

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Back in the day I toured as a support for a now well known rock band on their first ever uk tour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My biggest flex ( Googled it

) is that I spent 20 years travelling and being a professional beach bum - oh and now I know what flex means - I feel so down wiv da kidz now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to ask a small person what it meant.

I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad?

Not really, maybe you’re just modest "

You’ve made me think now, because surely we should all have something we’re proud of?

I know flex means to show off, but still ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had to ask a small person what it meant.

I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad?

Not really, maybe you’re just modest

You’ve made me think now, because surely we should all have something we’re proud of?

I know flex means to show off, but still ..."

Everyone’s good at something.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back in the day I toured as a support for a now well known rock band on their first ever uk tour"

Did you test the mics ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My biggest flex ( Googled it

) is that I spent 20 years travelling and being a professional beach bum - oh and now I know what flex means - I feel so down wiv da kidz now

There’s some flexing, that means you were permenantly beach body ready. Fo shizzle me nizzle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to ask a small person what it meant.

I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad?"

No small person to ask

what is it?

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Only the one I used to sing with lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids!

My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic.

Well done, what was the degree ?

Was for work, Health & Social Care Business Management qualification."

Worth while vocation

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By *isAdventure69Woman over a year ago

Hampshire

My porn star martinis are to die for if that counts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to ask a small person what it meant.

I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad?

No small person to ask

what is it? "

It’s what you show off with ...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids!

My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic.

I know better than to Google stuff I read on here!

Wtf is a flex

P.S. Congrats!

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By *ewforestguyMan over a year ago

England

My biggest what?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My porn star martinis are to die for if that counts

All flexing counts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My porn star martinis are to die for if that counts

You use screen wash instead of Wkd?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids!

My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic.

I know better than to Google stuff I read on here!

Wtf is a flex

P.S. Congrats!

Showing off in a non humble way, basically

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to ask a small person what it meant.

I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad?

No small person to ask

what is it?

It’s what you show off with ..."

Oh thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to ask a small person what it meant.

I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad?

No small person to ask

what is it?

It’s what you show off with ...

Oh thanks!

Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mines probably my bass guitar solos when me and the guys (pre/post covid) are having a jam and I’m taking it to the next level (level42) on Guitar Hero and we are totally just vibing on the breaks, what’s yours ? "

.... Ted : Dude! You were playing 40-minute bass solos. No one but you could play! (One for the geeks

)

My flex, a damn good gamer.

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

I'm not great at blowing my own trumpet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being able to do 8 hours of work in 30 mins while working from home

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to Google the meaning of this, as I’m not down with the kids!

My biggest flex, is passing my Undergraduate degree in January. I’m a little bit proud of myself for that as I’m not typically academic.

I know better than to Google stuff I read on here!

Wtf is a flex

P.S. Congrats!

Showing off in a non humble way, basically "

Aha!

I ain't got no flex.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not great at blowing my own trumpet. "

Maybe the bassoon then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

.... Ted : Dude! You were playing 40-minute bass solos. No one but you could play! (One for the geeks

)

My flex, a damn good gamer.

When I opened my eyes after one Particularly long solo, everyone had gone home.

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By *isAdventure69Woman over a year ago

Hampshire

"I'm not great at blowing my own trumpet. "

I can blow it for you

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By *acDreamyMan over a year ago

Wirral

"I'm not great at blowing my own trumpet.

I can blow it for you

That sounds like a great plan!

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By *X2019Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Probably uni so far

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

The flex on my iron isn't long enough. I have to use an extension cord. Wastes valuable seconds of ironing time.

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The flex on my iron isn't long enough. I have to use an extension cord. Wastes valuable seconds of ironing time.

Mrs kf x"

You need to up your ironing game missus!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The flex on my iron isn't long enough. I have to use an extension cord. Wastes valuable seconds of ironing time.

Mrs kf x

You need to up your ironing game missus! "

Fucking hate ironing and the flex issue just fuels my dislike

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The flex on my iron isn't long enough. I have to use an extension cord. Wastes valuable seconds of ironing time.

Mrs kf x

You need to up your ironing game missus!

Fucking hate ironing and the flex issue just fuels my dislike

Just give it a shake out of the tumble fryer, voilà

no more ironing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Probably uni so far"

Top flexing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Helping many families via community organisation I established.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helping many families via community organisation I established. "

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helping many families via community organisation I established. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Helping many families via community organisation I established.

Thank you

I didnt help You!

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By *imbobaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I probably have the biggest cock within a 20m radius of my house.

(I had to look it up too)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Helping many families via community organisation I established.

Thank you

I didnt help You!

You helped society and that’s enough for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I probably have the biggest cock within a 20m radius of my house.

(I had to look it up too)"

Fondest congrats

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I instantly thought of a few things but they’re more like actions / experiences I’m proud of, rather than what I’d flex about. I also had to read the whole thread as I didn’t know what flex meant

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back in the day I toured as a support for a now well known rock band on their first ever uk tour"

PM who the band was!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I instantly thought of a few things but they’re more like actions / experiences I’m proud of, rather than what I’d flex about. I also had to read the whole thread as I didn’t know what flex meant

Doesn’t matter, basically show off at something you’re proud of

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By *uliaChrisCouple over a year ago

westerham

Finally cracked the Rubiks Cube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Finally cracked the Rubiks Cube

Did you just take the stickers off and put them back on again ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back in the day I toured as a support for a now well known rock band on their first ever uk tour

PM who the band was!

A little-known Scottish outfit called Texas.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nothing.

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By *uliaChrisCouple over a year ago

westerham

"Finally cracked the Rubiks Cube

Did you just take the stickers off and put them back on again ? "

As a child yes, then graduated to pulling it apart, but now can actually really really do it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

.... Ted : Dude! You were playing 40-minute bass solos. No one but you could play! (One for the geeks

)

My flex, a damn good gamer.

When I opened my eyes after one Particularly long solo, everyone had gone home. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Finally cracked the Rubiks Cube

Did you just take the stickers off and put them back on again ?

As a child yes, then graduated to pulling it apart, but now can actually really really do it

I could never do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nothing."

Must be something, maybe those glasses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haven’t a clue x stick to coffee x

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By *eorge JetsonMan over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"my gag reflex.. basically non-existent

. Px"

So a non-reflex flex then??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I played my sport to a very high level for years... my biggest flex now is probably my cooking. Where did life go wrong?! Lol

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By *inky_CarpenterMan over a year ago

Portsmouth

My poached eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I played my sport to a very high level for years... my biggest flex now is probably my cooking. Where did life go wrong?! Lol"

Or where did it go right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My poached eggs"

Top poaching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could sing pretty well until I had vocal surgery..... now I can’t.

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one."

Wow

amazing.

Actually I do wonder about that sometimes. It's an important life skill too.. being able to deal with a failure at something.

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one.

Wow

amazing.

Actually I do wonder about that sometimes. It's an important life skill too.. being able to deal with a failure at something. "

I like to think I'd laugh it off, but I suspect I'd get into a massive strop and spit my dummy, demanding my paper was re-assessed!

I've failed plenty in life, just not in exams

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one.

Wow

amazing.

Actually I do wonder about that sometimes. It's an important life skill too.. being able to deal with a failure at something.

I like to think I'd laugh it off, but I suspect I'd get into a massive strop and spit my dummy, demanding my paper was re-assessed!

I've failed plenty in life, just not in exams

No I get it. Just a general musing based on your comment

It would be a sight to watch! The tantrum I mean

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

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By *ixedDevilMan over a year ago

Bootyville

Im a decent singer but i'd say my

biggest flex is probably my skill in football

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Wheelchair basketball skillz?! I dunno

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheelchair basketball skillz?! I dunno

I need to see you in action. With a supportive band under my jaw in case it drops down

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Wheelchair basketball skillz?! I dunno

I need to see you in action. With a supportive band under my jaw in case it drops down

We use bondage tape to fasten one of my teammates into his chair - you can take a bit for your jaw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wheelchair basketball skillz?! I dunno

I need to see you in action. With a supportive band under my jaw in case it drops down

We use bondage tape to fasten one of my teammates into his chair - you can take a bit for your jaw

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe unflappable in a crisis ? I can be a worrier in everyday life but when a real emergency or crisis happens I go all Zen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I could sing pretty well until I had vocal surgery..... now I can’t. "

That’s a shame

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By *uliaChrisCouple over a year ago

westerham

"Finally cracked the Rubiks Cube

Did you just take the stickers off and put them back on again ?

As a child yes, then graduated to pulling it apart, but now can actually really really do it

I could never do it "

You tube is your friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one."

You must exude confidence

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had to ask a small person what it meant.

I don’t know what my flex is. Is that bad?

Not really, maybe you’re just modest

You’ve made me think now, because surely we should all have something we’re proud of?

I know flex means to show off, but still ..."
.

Please keep showing off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Im a decent singer but i'd say my

biggest flex is probably my skill in football"

Sounds like you’re a keeper

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I ate 3 cream crackers within 1 minute.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I don’t think I have a flex

Maybe it’s the fact I don’t let the bastards grind me down that my flex

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I ate 3 cream crackers within 1 minute."

Can you whistle ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nothing.

Must be something, maybe those glasses."
No, only recently needed for close work.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing

Not anymore Grandma

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing

Not anymore Grandma

I just ain't down with the youth

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing

Not anymore Grandma

I'd put you over me knee for your cheek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I could sing pretty well until I had vocal surgery..... now I can’t.

That’s a shame "

I knew I would lose the ability when I signed up. The choices we make, eh.

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

Am I old for not knowing what this meant until I read some comments?

My biggest flex is the ability to get into the friendzone unintentionally

Seriously though, my real world football manager coaching skills. Took me around the world before lockdown

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By *imi_RougeWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

Raised a child from 0 to 18 as a single parent.

Rescued and rehomed at least 200 cats/kittens.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Raised a child from 0 to 18 as a single parent.

Rescued and rehomed at least 200 cats/kittens."

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Raised a child from 0 to 18 as a single parent.

Rescued and rehomed at least 200 cats/kittens."

Hats off to you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing

Not anymore Grandma

I'd put you over me knee for your cheek

Chance would be a fine thing!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ate 3 cream crackers within 1 minute."

Impossible!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing

Not anymore Grandma

I'd put you over me knee for your cheek

Chance would be a fine thing!

Boy would you have it coming to you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing

Not anymore Grandma

I'd put you over me knee for your cheek

"
.After you'd finished could I lick your pussy

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"Back in the day flexing meant ..how you doing

Not anymore Grandma

I'd put you over me knee for your cheek

.After you'd finished could I lick your pussy "

Best offer I've had all day

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Raised a child from 0 to 18 as a single parent.

Rescued and rehomed at least 200 cats/kittens."

Nice work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I honesty do not have one.

What is your favourite pasta bake?

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I ate 3 cream crackers within 1 minute.

Impossible!

I couldn't manage it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can pick things up with my feet and nip people with my long finger like toes

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By *ollymollWoman over a year ago

Stockport

My roast potatoes.

They really are special!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can pick things up with my feet and nip people with my long finger like toes"

I'm uncomfortable now

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I ate 3 cream crackers within 1 minute."

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I ate 3 cream crackers within 1 minute.

Impossible!

It was filmed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I ate 3 cream crackers within 1 minute.

Impossible!

It was filmed

Just jealous, two is my limit

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"I can pick things up with my feet and nip people with my long finger like toes"

I can do that! My kids call it monkey feet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Baking! I make a mean Victoria Sponge cake and chocolate cakes

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By *.R.MMan over a year ago

Norfolk

"Baking! I make a mean Victoria Sponge cake and chocolate cakes

Where’s mine then?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can pick things up with my feet and nip people with my long finger like toes

I'm uncomfortable now "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can pick things up with my feet and nip people with my long finger like toes

I can do that! My kids call it monkey feet"
i call me me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ability to write all letters of the alphabet with my tongue.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple over a year ago

SW Scotland

605lb deadlift

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"605lb deadlift"

Wow that’s impressive some flex

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one."

This for me! But it's not a flex for me really, I'm just good at some things. Things I know I won't be good at I don't do. I know one day I might fail an exam or not pass it with flying colours and I will truly be a nightmare to everyone.

I don't have a flex because I'm not cool enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was a weightlifting champion once upon a time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Female amateur 3 gun competition.

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By *uliaChrisCouple over a year ago

westerham

"Female amateur 3 gun competition.

A lot of us redcoats are gonna be utterly confused about what that is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Female amateur 3 gun competition.

A lot of us redcoats are gonna be utterly confused about what that is

You tube it's your friend

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By *razytimesinloveCouple over a year ago

SW Scotland

"605lb deadlift

Wow that’s impressive some flex

Thanks very much !

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one.

I don't have a flex because I'm not cool enough.

Surely it’s your voice ?!

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one.

I don't have a flex because I'm not cool enough.

Surely it’s your voice ?!"

Aww City you're so nice to me.

Ha! Yes. It must be. It can make a man come in less than a minute and help secure big contracts all in one day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm honestly not sure if I have one. I'm just ok at lots of things.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I can still do the splits. I’m chuffed about that

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I can still do the splits. I’m chuffed about that

You should do a video Babs, bound to get to number one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm honestly not sure if I have one. I'm just ok at lots of things."

Don’t believe that for a second!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Similar to the special talent thread: I've never in my life failed an exam - even my driving test I passed first time. At this point I don't know how I'd react to it if I failed one.

I don't have a flex because I'm not cool enough.

Surely it’s your voice ?!

Aww City you're so nice to me.

Ha! Yes. It must be. It can make a man come in less than a minute and help secure big contracts all in one day.

Good luck on them big contracts.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can go an hour doing keepy uppy with a football.

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

I wouldn't say I excel at anything particular, well maybe I do at listening

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Baking! I make a mean Victoria Sponge cake and chocolate cakes

Where’s mine then? "

I will send you a slice

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Can cook a 3 minute microwave meal in 2mins 59 seconds.

Please form an orderly queue boys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can cook a 3 minute microwave meal in 2mins 59 seconds.

Please form an orderly queue boys "

Wow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can cook a 3 minute microwave meal in 2mins 59 seconds.

Please form an orderly queue boys "

Bet you don’t even waiting for the dings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm excellent at flexing to the fridge and back to the sofa

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I don't know what you mean by flex.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ve raised 4 kids, mostly on my own, they are all awesome, unique individuals, who are completely switched on, genuinely good kids. If I achieve nothing else in my life I shall still die happy!

I also make an amazing jus to go with steak.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve raised 4 kids, mostly on my own, they are all awesome, unique individuals, who are completely switched on, genuinely good kids. If I achieve nothing else in my life I shall still die happy!

I also make an amazing jus to go with steak.

You rock

Walking breathing diplomas of life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ve raised 4 kids, mostly on my own, they are all awesome, unique individuals, who are completely switched on, genuinely good kids. If I achieve nothing else in my life I shall still die happy!

I also make an amazing jus to go with steak.

You rock

Walking breathing diplomas of life.

Aww thank you

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