This is a very rare condition called denimism and normally caused by washing new jeans and then wearing them before going to bed. You will find that Father Abraham's little blue friends are not to blame  |
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"Smurfs funny enough die there bed clothes green at night
So when I am fully Smurfed I'll need to buy another load of bedding?
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yes deffo or sleep in a netted hammock |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"This is a very rare condition called denimism and normally caused by washing new jeans and then wearing them before going to bed. You will find that Father Abraham's little blue friends are not to blame "
I'm in full denial on deninism.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"I don't wear jeans.
A similarly overdyed fabric, then.
Or shampoo. "
My pillow cases have been unaffected. I'm not wearing anything new, I haven't really bought anything in a year. I will be buying new cotton fitted sheets when the shops open next week.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Smurfs funny enough die there bed clothes green at night
So when I am fully Smurfed I'll need to buy another load of bedding?
yes deffo or sleep in a netted hammock "
I like hammocks. Apart from getting in and out of them.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Smurfs funny enough die there bed clothes green at night
So when I am fully Smurfed I'll need to buy another load of bedding?
yes deffo or sleep in a netted hammock
I like hammocks. Apart from getting in and out of them.
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Very odd. My jeans actually made me ill. The dye got into my hands (blue) and my legs (blue) and I felt really, er, *off colour* until I worked out what it was, and binned them!
Good luck sorting it out. I guess moisturiser or fabric treatment are the only other possibilities. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"When I was a young teenager my mum bought me new blue bedsheets. I looked seriously ill for a week!   "
Your sheets turned you blue?
Actually, I could probably live with that better than my sheets turning blue. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Must be a blue blood then!Check your pedigree and see if there's any Windsors in your blood line "
I'm fairly certain I've never had any Windsor in me, although there was that chap who wore his tie in a Windsor knot.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
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"Very odd. My jeans actually made me ill. The dye got into my hands (blue) and my legs (blue) and I felt really, er, *off colour* until I worked out what it was, and binned them!
Good luck sorting it out. I guess moisturiser or fabric treatment are the only other possibilities. "
I did wonder if it might be my moisturiser but why now and not in all the years before?
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"I think I may be turning into a Smurf.
My skin is dying my sheets and other things blue. And it won't come out. 
Has anyone else experienced Smurfism?
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There is a condition that has something to do with your body oil and sweat glands that can cause your skin to dye your clothes or bedding whilst you sleep.
Can't remember what its called but I'd see the doctor if you can. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
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"I think I may be turning into a Smurf.
My skin is dying my sheets and other things blue. And it won't come out.
Has anyone else experienced Smurfism?
There is a condition that has something to do with your body oil and sweat glands that can cause your skin to dye your clothes or bedding whilst you sleep.
Can't remember what its called but I'd see the doctor if you can. "
Thanks. I'll see what I can find out. My body hasn't been behaving well for a little while.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was at a fancy dress party where there were 7 smurfettes ... I had stimulating dreams for a week
Were your dreams as blue as the Smurfettes?
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Very much so. It was quite nice |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Smurfs funny enough die there bed clothes green at night
So when I am fully Smurfed I'll need to buy another load of bedding?
yes deffo or sleep in a netted hammock
I like hammocks. Apart from getting in and out of them.
fallling face first is the right way"
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By *aver999Couple
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"I think I may be turning into a Smurf.
My skin is dying my sheets and other things blue. And it won't come out.
Has anyone else experienced Smurfism?
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Having you been eating all the blue skittles again ? |
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