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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare
Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked
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Lol the classic one that really grinds my gears ha ha sis you have probably had similar ones x |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare
Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked
Lol the classic one that really grinds my gears ha ha sis you have probably had similar ones x"
All the time like we sit waiting lol xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare
Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked
Lol the classic one that really grinds my gears ha ha sis you have probably had similar ones x
All the time like we sit waiting lol xx
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Lol yip that’s what they expect but don’t get ha ha lol |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare
Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked
Lol the classic one that really grinds my gears ha ha sis you have probably had similar ones x
All the time like we sit waiting lol xx
Lol yip that’s what they expect but don’t get ha ha lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare
Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked
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``Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare``
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Unreal the amount that send similar msgs. ``I'm passing your way in the morning...I can meet you``
Some behave like I should feel totally privileged that they want to meet me
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare
Yip like I sit around all day dolled up just waiting on a message to get fucked
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
``Are you free I am in your area with 10 minutes to spare``
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Unreal the amount that send similar msgs. ``I'm passing your way in the morning...I can meet you``
Some behave like I should feel totally privileged that they want to meet me
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Yes it really is unreal the amount off similar messages for that
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can I get you pregnant?
I've had a couple ask it too.
Only they said we instead of I.... Not sure how that would have worked 
Last time I checked this wasn't a sperm donor site.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had an odd one today. Its song lyrics. The whole song. No hello no conversation or anything. I dont recognise the song either.  "
If your going to send song lyrics at least send Hello |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something one of my partners from a different site Whatsapp's me that bugs me is How's your pussy?
How am I supposed to respond to that?"
Was probably hoping for one of the following responses.....
Empty.
Wet and in need of cock.
Need I go on? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Something one of my partners from a different site Whatsapp's me that bugs me is How's your pussy?
How am I supposed to respond to that?
Do you have a cat? "
Someone asked me if I've got a dog
Is it m/f and how big  |
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From “couples”... “male half working in your area if you’re interested?”...
From single guys after hearing we’re not interested in single guys... “aaah, but I have a sexy play partner I can bring along”... it’s traumatising enough not knowing what you’re going to get from Secret Santa, imagine the surprise finding (a possibly imaginary) Susan Boyle in your bed... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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“Hey I can see your profile says straight but if I stretch open my ass hole would you spit in it” accompanied with a photo of said ass hole stretched open and before the comedians step in no I didn’t lol  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"“Hey I can see your profile says straight but if I stretch open my ass hole would you spit in it” accompanied with a photo of said ass hole stretched open and before the comedians step in no I didn’t lol "
Did you meet him |
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"“Hey I can see your profile says straight but if I stretch open my ass hole would you spit in it” accompanied with a photo of said ass hole stretched open and before the comedians step in no I didn’t lol "
Would have been worse if the comedian would have stepped out of said arsehole |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The one says....
Sorry you can't message this user they blocked everyone of your (insert criteria here) "
Especially when you've received a wink off them |
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messages. 
But yes, small 2 word messages suck!
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