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"I can’t sleep!
Is it the neighbour keeping you up "
I wish. They haven’t turned a light on in a few hours and I know they’re in. I’m going to be really disappointed if he’s just sleeping and not doing anything scandalous |
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"I am Wonko in disguise 
I thought it was me couldn't spell  
You couldn't cast a net, let alone a spell
We should have a social I'm so so close these day's  "
Well being as I'm ahead of the game and have Covid-23, I'm sure that we can arrange something in the future x  |
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"I can’t sleep!
Is it the neighbour keeping you up
I wish. They haven’t turned a light on in a few hours and I know they’re in. I’m going to be really disappointed if he’s just sleeping and not doing anything scandalous "
Stethoscope to the door Jamie is the way forward |
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"I am Wonko in disguise
I thought it was me couldn't spell
You couldn't cast a net, let alone a spell
We should have a social I'm so so close these day's
Well being as I'm ahead of the game and have Covid-23, I'm sure that we can arrange something in the future x "
I so live in hope |
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"I might retire soon 
I think I might have an early night. I think it's going to go quiet.
What was that about quiet, Jim?!"
You can never predict how it's going to go. |
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"Hi there how are you all this late hour
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm not too bad. It's a bit cold  though. How are you?"
Cold here today but I'm good thanks |
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"Hi there how are you all this late hour
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hit. I'm not too bad. It's a bit cold though. How are you?
Cold here today but I'm good thanks"
Good news! |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees "
How do your neighbours wee  |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
How do your neighbours wee "
I’ll never know unless they open the curtains |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
How do your neighbours wee "
In the dark. |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
How do your neighbours wee
In the dark."
They need to open their curtains n buy some bulbs Jim |
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"On this day 1974 The Eurovision Song Contest was won by ABBA. They sang Waterloo in Brighton."
Were ABBA in Euro? Is this one of those things every knows about except me? It’s the Apple and platypus all over again! |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
Why not, you should try it sometimes, it's fun   "
Ace, stop encouraging the lurkers! My inbox has only just recovered from the phone sex thread. |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
How do your neighbours wee
In the dark.
They need to open their curtains n buy some bulbs Jim "
They do if Jamie is going to watch. |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
How do your neighbours wee
In the dark.
They need to open their curtains n buy some bulbs Jim
They do if Jamie is going to watch."
She needs to know Jim needs to know |
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"Helllooooooo ooo Jim and other night owls.
How are we all.
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening today, MrJ. Have you seen this one? 
Oh wow I have not, where are all these hidden emojis?? "
If you haven't seen the ones we got last Christmas, search for New Xmas emojis. They were a  from admin. |
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"On this day 1974 The Eurovision Song Contest was won by ABBA. They sang Waterloo in Brighton.
Were ABBA in Euro? Is this one of those things every knows about except me? It’s the Apple and platypus all over again! "
It's another thing everyone knew. You're doing all the learning tonight. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"On this day 1974 The Eurovision Song Contest was won by ABBA. They sang Waterloo in Brighton.
Were ABBA in Euro? Is this one of those things every knows about except me? It’s the Apple and platypus all over again!
It's another thing everyone knew. You're doing all the learning tonight."
It's how most of us discovered ABBA |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
Why not, you should try it sometimes, it's fun
Ace, stop encouraging the lurkers! My inbox has only just recovered from the phone sex thread. "
Good job that I don't do speak/text sex then innit, at the bottom of ma profile it says something like that |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
Why not, you should try it sometimes, it's fun
Ace, stop encouraging the lurkers! My inbox has only just recovered from the phone sex thread. "
I've not had a stand up wee since February 2020. |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
Why not, you should try it sometimes, it's fun
Ace, stop encouraging the lurkers! My inbox has only just recovered from the phone sex thread.
I've not had a stand up wee since February 2020."
Not even in the shower?! |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
Why not, you should try it sometimes, it's fun
Ace, stop encouraging the lurkers! My inbox has only just recovered from the phone sex thread.
I've not had a stand up wee since February 2020.
Not even in the shower?! "
Oh. I very, very rarely pee in the shower. But sometimes, it has to be done. What am I going to do, dry myself to use the toilet? That's ridiculous. You got me. |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
Why not, you should try it sometimes, it's fun
Ace, stop encouraging the lurkers! My inbox has only just recovered from the phone sex thread.
I've not had a stand up wee since February 2020.
Not even in the shower?!
Oh. I very, very rarely pee in the shower. But sometimes, it has to be done. What am I going to do, dry myself to use the toilet? That's ridiculous. You got me."
I pee in the shower all the time. Sometimes in the morning I brush my teeth in the shower and pee. Triway multitasking |
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"I wish the lurkers would stop asking me to see on them and join in the thread. Ace was only joking. I don’t do stand up wees
Why not, you should try it sometimes, it's fun
Ace, stop encouraging the lurkers! My inbox has only just recovered from the phone sex thread.
I've not had a stand up wee since February 2020.
Not even in the shower?!
Oh. I very, very rarely pee in the shower. But sometimes, it has to be done. What am I going to do, dry myself to use the toilet? That's ridiculous. You got me.
I pee in the shower all the time. Sometimes in the morning I brush my teeth in the shower and pee. Triway multitasking "
You may not know about The Joy of Sex or ABBA. But flippin' heck you can multitask. |
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"Jim knows how to facilitate the use of Google, and will soon be initiated into my *department of useless information*  "
I've been waiting many years to be initiated into the Department of Useless Information. |
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"Why's it so cold? Where's the manager? I demand a refund.
Put a jumper on.
Okay, mum.
But I'm younger than you! 
Good maths."
I'm not just a pretty face Jim. |
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"Why's it so cold? Where's the manager? I demand a refund.
Put a jumper on.
Okay, mum.
But I'm younger than you!
Good maths.
I'm not just a pretty face Jim. "
Ayyy. |
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"It's Paul Rudd's birthday today. Happy birthday, Paul!
Who's Paul Rudd?"
He's an American actor. He's best know for comedy films such as, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, This is 40. He was in Clueless. |
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"Jim knows how to facilitate the use of Google, and will soon be initiated into my *department of useless information*
I've been waiting many years to be initiated into the Department of Useless Information."
Your time will come Padawan, all you have to do is swallow a Dictionary everyday for breakfast
It does clog up the colonic system though |
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"It's Paul Rudd's birthday today. Happy birthday, Paul!
Who's Paul Rudd?
He's an American actor. He's best know for comedy films such as, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, This is 40. He was in Clueless."
OK so I'm guessing 52? |
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!"
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. |
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi."
OK 64? |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"Jim knows how to facilitate the use of Google, and will soon be initiated into my *department of useless information*
I've been waiting many years to be initiated into the Department of Useless Information.
Your time will come Padawan, all you have to do is swallow a Dictionary everyday for breakfast
It does clog up the colonic system though "
Undigestable shite mostly |
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"It's Paul Rudd's birthday today. Happy birthday, Paul!
Who's Paul Rudd?
He's an American actor. He's best know for comedy films such as, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, This is 40. He was in Clueless.
OK so I'm guessing 52?"
Spot on! |
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"It's Paul Rudd's birthday today. Happy birthday, Paul!
Who's Paul Rudd?
He's an American actor. He's best know for comedy films such as, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, This is 40. He was in Clueless.
OK so I'm guessing 52?
Spot on!"
Get in! The training is starting to pay off Jim! |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"It's Paul Rudd's birthday today. Happy birthday, Paul!
Who's Paul Rudd?
He's an American actor. He's best know for comedy films such as, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, This is 40. He was in Clueless.
OK so I'm guessing 52?
Spot on!"
Love the hotel bedroom high from this is 40  |
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
OK 64?"
Way out. Have another guess. The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980. |
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"Jim knows how to facilitate the use of Google, and will soon be initiated into my *department of useless information*
I've been waiting many years to be initiated into the Department of Useless Information.
Your time will come Padawan, all you have to do is swallow a Dictionary everyday for breakfast
It does clog up the colonic system though "
There must be Fibre in the dictionary. |
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"It's Paul Rudd's birthday today. Happy birthday, Paul!
Who's Paul Rudd?
He's an American actor. He's best know for comedy films such as, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, This is 40. He was in Clueless.
OK so I'm guessing 52?
Spot on!
Love the hotel bedroom high from this is 40 "
I'll have to give This is 40 a watch. |
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"It's Paul Rudd's birthday today. Happy birthday, Paul!
Who's Paul Rudd?
He's an American actor. He's best know for comedy films such as, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, This is 40. He was in Clueless.
OK so I'm guessing 52?
Spot on!
Love the hotel bedroom high from this is 40 "
His new netflix one is really good the fundamentals of caring.
Brilliant movie |
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
OK 64?
Way out. Have another guess. The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980."
OK 84? |
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
OK 64?
Way out. Have another guess. The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980.
OK 84?"
84, is correct. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
OK 64?
Way out. Have another guess. The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980.
OK 84?
84, is correct."
I'm becoming a master! |
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
OK 64?
Way out. Have another guess. The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980.
OK 84?
84, is correct.
I'm becoming a master! "
Use the force, Lorna. |
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
OK 64?
Way out. Have another guess. The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980.
OK 84?
84, is correct.
I'm becoming a master!
Use the force, Lorna."
I am Jim. |
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
OK 64?
Way out. Have another guess. The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980.
OK 84?
84, is correct.
I'm becoming a master!
Use the force, Lorna.
I am Jim. "
No, I'm Jim. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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"It's Paul Rudd's birthday today. Happy birthday, Paul!
Who's Paul Rudd?
He's an American actor. He's best know for comedy films such as, Anchorman, The 40 Year Old Virgin, This is 40. He was in Clueless.
OK so I'm guessing 52?
Spot on!
Love the hotel bedroom high from this is 40
His new netflix one is really good the fundamentals of caring.
Brilliant movie"
Great, thanks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
OK 64?
Way out. Have another guess. The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980.
OK 84?
84, is correct.
I'm becoming a master!
Use the force, Lorna.
I am Jim.
No, I'm Jim."
Are you sure?
How do you know I'm not Jim? |
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
OK 64?
Way out. Have another guess. The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980.
OK 84?
84, is correct.
I'm becoming a master!
Use the force, Lorna.
I am Jim.
No, I'm Jim.
Are you sure?
How do you know I'm not Jim?"
You've got me on a technicality. |
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"It's Billy Dee Williams' birthday today. Happy birthday, Bill!
These are people I don't know Jim!
After you asked about Paul Rudd I knew you wouldn't know Billy. He's best known for the Star Wars movies, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi.
OK 64?
Way out. Have another guess. The Empire Strikes Back came out in 1980.
OK 84?
84, is correct.
I'm becoming a master!
Use the force, Lorna.
I am Jim.
No, I'm Jim.
Are you sure?
How do you know I'm not Jim?
You've got me on a technicality."
Not just a pretty face remember! |
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