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Come on, I’m not beating about the bush here and trying to be subtle to hide some weakness, lack of confidence or neediness… like saying ‘oh if I was an animal at the zoo I’d be the one with mange that no one wanted to touch” and then refreshing the page every 30 seconds to see if someone has told me I’m being silly as I am lovely really or any of that other sly attention seeking bollox.
Compliment me!
Tell me what you like about me… because I know you do like me even if you don’t want to… to deny it only looks like “I think he/she does protest too much”.
So come on, here’s your chance. I don’t do the one above shit threads, so miss this chance and it may be gone forever.
Compliment me!
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Come on, I’m not beating about the bush here and trying to be subtle to hide some weakness, lack of confidence or neediness… like saying ‘oh if I was an animal at the zoo I’d be the one with mange that no one wanted to touch” and then refreshing the page every 30 seconds to see if someone has told me I’m being silly as I am lovely really or any of that other sly attention seeking bollox.
Compliment me!
Tell me what you like about me… because I know you do like me even if you don’t want to… to deny it only looks like “I think he/she does protest too much”.
So come on, here’s your chance. I don’t do the one above shit threads, so miss this chance and it may be gone forever.
Compliment me!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I thought u were banned from the forums as u hadnt been online for a couple of weeks.I asked a friend, but then I seen u were online.Ur missed sometimes in ur posts and responses.U have a sharp wit,funny dark humour.Might give a good BJ.Well done u. xxxx |
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them toes and that dress eeewwwwww.
a pit of rattlesnakes is more inviting than you.
lets be honest,youve got a few more handles these days and your not a spring chicken anymore.
all i can suggest is a cattle prod and that your defeathered asap and put out of your misery.
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"them toes and that dress eeewwwwww.
a pit of rattlesnakes is more inviting than you.
lets be honest,youve got a few more handles these days and your not a spring chicken anymore.
all i can suggest is a cattle prod and that your defeathered asap and put out of your misery.
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You are meant to be complimenting me, not talking about your mother....  |
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"Come on, I’m not beating about the bush here and trying to be subtle to hide some weakness, lack of confidence or neediness… like saying ‘oh if I was an animal at the zoo I’d be the one with mange that no one wanted to touch” and then refreshing the page every 30 seconds to see if someone has told me I’m being silly as I am lovely really or any of that other sly attention seeking bollox.
Compliment me!
Tell me what you like about me… because I know you do like me even if you don’t want to… to deny it only looks like “I think he/she does protest too much”.
So come on, here’s your chance. I don’t do the one above shit threads, so miss this chance and it may be gone forever.
Compliment me!
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With a mind like yours you must have worked out how to suck cock like a fookin expert, so I'll say you are probably the best cocksucker I've never had my cocked sucked by.  |
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Most of you wouldn't look twice at the women on this site if you passed them on the street. However given a vague chance of a shag the suddenly get turned into goddesses.
Harsh but true. |
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"Most of you wouldn't look twice at the women on this site if you passed them on the street. However given a vague chance of a shag the suddenly get turned into goddesses.
Harsh but true."
I think you posted in the wrong thread dear. |
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"Most of you wouldn't look twice at the women on this site if you passed them on the street. However given a vague chance of a shag the suddenly get turned into goddesses.
Harsh but true.
I think you posted in the wrong thread dear."
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"Most of you wouldn't look twice at the women on this site if you passed them on the street. However given a vague chance of a shag the suddenly get turned into goddesses.
Harsh but true."
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"Most of you wouldn't look twice at the women on this site if you passed them on the street. However given a vague chance of a shag the suddenly get turned into goddesses.
Harsh but true."
haha this made me giggle, too true  |
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over a year ago
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"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments
Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in."
but I don't see any compliments .........!!!! |
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"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments
Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in.
but I don't see any compliments .........!!!! "
At your age dear I am not surprised. |
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over a year ago
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"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)
Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'"
was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa? |
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"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments
Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in.
but I don't see any compliments .........!!!!
At your age dear I am not surprised."
compliments here, I don't need to attention seek creating threads lol |
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"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments
Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in.
but I don't see any compliments .........!!!!
At your age dear I am not surprised."
and why have you got a problem with my age when I don't? |
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"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)
Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'
was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?"
It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa? |
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"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments
Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in.
but I don't see any compliments .........!!!!
At your age dear I am not surprised.
compliments here, I don't need to attention seek creating threads lol "
Good for you.... now move along, this isn't a bus stop. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"lol isn't it just the insecure that seek compliments
Nahhhh, the insecure just don't like to see other people getting them, and need to but in.
but I don't see any compliments .........!!!!
At your age dear I am not surprised.
compliments here, I don't need to attention seek creating threads lol
Good for you.... now move along, this isn't a bus stop."
Bugger i was waiting for the number 666  |
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"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)
Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'
was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?
It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?"
i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x |
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"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)
Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'
was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?
It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?
i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x"
I recon a cuppa for a coppa with a choppa is a fair deal. |
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"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)
Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'
was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?
It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?
i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x
I recon a cuppa for a coppa with a choppa is a fair deal."
biscuit? |
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"Erm... ...hang on...I'm trying to think of something...erm ...your fingers don't look bad 'spose...you've got some fancy pants and some Polo's in some funny places...erm ... and erm... ...yep! That'll do for now "
I have a tear in my eye... that's the nicest thing you have ever said... ever.
In fact in terms of your usual comments it sounds good enough to be our wedding vows. |
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"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)
Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'
was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?
It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?
i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x
I recon a cuppa for a coppa with a choppa is a fair deal.
biscuit?"
You're pushing it now.... but I could see if the corner shop has any sort dated ones marked down. |
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"Erm... ...hang on...I'm trying to think of something...erm ...your fingers don't look bad 'spose...you've got some fancy pants and some Polo's in some funny places...erm ... and erm... ...yep! That'll do for now
I have a tear in my eye... that's the nicest thing you have ever said... ever.
In fact in terms of your usual comments it sounds good enough to be our wedding vows."
Can I hang out the back of ya first just to see if you're any good before we get wed? |
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"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)
Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'
was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?
It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?
i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x
I recon a cuppa for a coppa with a choppa is a fair deal.
biscuit?
You're pushing it now.... but I could see if the corner shop has any sort dated ones marked down."
if you cpould spare just a few crumbs?  |
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"nice shoes? (isn't that what all women want to hear?)
Does the question mark mean you are asking me if I want some? Like when ya' nan asks 'nice cup of tea?'
was asking if that counts as a compliment. was that an offer of a cuppa?
It might have been... was that the offer of a coppa?
i see what you did there, very clever (another compliment). well if you offer a cuppa i'll have one so you get a coppa and everyone is happy x
I recon a cuppa for a coppa with a choppa is a fair deal.
biscuit?
You're pushing it now.... but I could see if the corner shop has any sort dated ones marked down.
if you cpould spare just a few crumbs? "
Crumbs, bums, cums, chums.... I'll share them all.... just don't touch my crunchie! |
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Neville Cardus the doyen of Cricket writers wrote, with delightful understatement, that C B Fry the Edwardian sporting polymath, was 'a man not overburdened by modesty'
Bless you Polo for your total contempt of the modern trend for the self effacing, and humble. Do you ever hear the term 'superiority complex' any more?
You are the C B Fry of fabs forum, long may you continue to pen those self opinionated, myopic, jewels of self belief, it's so refreshing!!
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"Neville Cardus the doyen of Cricket writers wrote, with delightful understatement, that C B Fry the Edwardian sporting polymath, was 'a man not overburdened by modesty'
Bless you Polo for your total contempt of the modern trend for the self effacing, and humble. Do you ever hear the term 'superiority complex' any more?
You are the C B Fry of fabs forum, long may you continue to pen those self opinionated, myopic, jewels of self belief, it's so refreshing!!
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Sometimes the reality of being an awesome genius and a living legend can be a burden, but you’ll need to take my word for that. If I have somehow made you feel inadequate when expressing my thoughts on this forum, there is just one thing I would like to say………… I’m sorry, I almost gave a fuck! |
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"Sometimes the reality of being an awesome genius and a living legend can be a burden, but you’ll need to take my word for that. If I have somehow made you feel inadequate when expressing my thoughts on this forum, there is just one thing I would like to say………… I’m sorry, I almost gave a fuck!"
If forumitis was an Olympic sport you'd win Gold in every event... but you'd have to have your semen tested afterwards y'know. |
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If forumitis was an Olympic sport you'd win Gold in every event... but you'd have to have your semen tested afterwards y'know. "
Let me guess... you know where I can get some dope free jizz.... but you don't have any plastic cups so I need to use my mouth. |
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If forumitis was an Olympic sport you'd win Gold in every event... but you'd have to have your semen tested afterwards y'know.
Let me guess... you know where I can get some dope free jizz.... but you don't have any plastic cups so I need to use my mouth."
Plastic has known issues on the quality of semen samples. If you want to retain your crown and avoid disqualification you must provide semen samples in the normal way. Now pop ya togs on the stool and bend over ya dirty little mix. (that's a compliment btw) |
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"GRRRR... edit... Minx! 
Can't you just pull the togs to the side and flick them back again when you're done?"
No, you have extra long piss flaps and they'll get all tangled up in ya nylons and suffocate my gonads causing them to shrink, turn black and eventually fall off. Just take ya feckin kecks off ya lazy cow. |
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"Come on, I’m not beating about the bush here and trying to be subtle to hide some weakness, lack of confidence or neediness… like saying ‘oh if I was an animal at the zoo I’d be the one with mange that no one wanted to touch” and then refreshing the page every 30 seconds to see if someone has told me I’m being silly as I am lovely really or any of that other sly attention seeking bollox.
Compliment me!
Tell me what you like about me… because I know you do like me even if you don’t want to… to deny it only looks like “I think he/she does protest too much”.
So come on, here’s your chance. I don’t do the one above shit threads, so miss this chance and it may be gone forever.
Compliment me!
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After looking at your pictures you have a little hole! Sorry best I can do not good at the complement stuff |
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" After looking at your pictures you have a little hole! Sorry best I can do not good at the complement stuff "
But it gets bigger if ya keep lickin it... |
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"Come on, I’m not beating about the bush here and trying to be subtle to hide some weakness, lack of confidence or neediness… like saying ‘oh if I was an animal at the zoo I’d be the one with mange that no one wanted to touch” and then refreshing the page every 30 seconds to see if someone has told me I’m being silly as I am lovely really or any of that other sly attention seeking bollox.
Compliment me!
Tell me what you like about me… because I know you do like me even if you don’t want to… to deny it only looks like “I think he/she does protest too much”.
So come on, here’s your chance. I don’t do the one above shit threads, so miss this chance and it may be gone forever.
Compliment me!
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Your still child like I can see you've still got chubby hands arhhhhhh |
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"Neville Cardus the doyen of Cricket writers wrote, with delightful understatement, that C B Fry the Edwardian sporting polymath, was 'a man not overburdened by modesty'
Bless you Polo for your total contempt of the modern trend for the self effacing, and humble. Do you ever hear the term 'superiority complex' any more?
You are the C B Fry of fabs forum, long may you continue to pen those self opinionated, myopic, jewels of self belief, it's so refreshing!!
Sometimes the reality of being an awesome genius and a living legend can be a burden, but you’ll need to take my word for that. If I have somehow made you feel inadequate when expressing my thoughts on this forum, there is just one thing I would like to say………… I’m sorry, I almost gave a fuck!"
Au contraire ..inadequate corpulently certainly..but hardly the response my glowing compliment deserved. Will try harder next time..promise xx |
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Your still child like I can see you've still got chubby hands arhhhhhh
All the better for punching the stupid out of people."
Do you do naked grappling too? Often wondered what it would be like to be pinned down and forced to have my cock sucked. |
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Your still child like I can see you've still got chubby hands arhhhhhh
All the better for punching the stupid out of people.
Do you do naked grappling too? Often wondered what it would be like to be pinned down and forced to have my cock sucked. "
You clearly haven' been to prison then Wishy?.... |
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Your still child like I can see you've still got chubby hands arhhhhhh
All the better for punching the stupid out of people.
Do you do naked grappling too? Often wondered what it would be like to be pinned down and forced to have my cock sucked.
You clearly haven' been to prison then Wishy?.... "
No, but it's on my bucket list. |
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"great arse, nice bussoms and great long nails that i' love to have digging into my back lol x"
Oh ho ho! Brave man! She'll have you skinned and gutted and hanging from a hook in the cellar for Xmas consumption! |
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"great arse, nice bussoms and great long nails that i' love to have digging into my back lol x
Oh ho ho! Brave man! She'll have you skinned and gutted and hanging from a hook in the cellar for Xmas consumption! "
The cellar is full  |
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