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over a year ago
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"*Scratches bollox, does that slight nod thing that blokeys do as a sign of acknowledgement*
Alright, fancy a pint?
*sits at the back*
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Ahem .. any ID darling ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Scratches bollox, does that slight nod thing that blokeys do as a sign of acknowledgement*
Alright, fancy a pint?
*sits at the back*
Ahem .. any ID darling ? "
*coughs. Invokes Bernard Manning*
Ooh you calling darling, I'm as blokey as a bloke can be  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can serve your drinks if you like 
We like !
Topless waitress incoming.. what's everyone having? "
I'll be wild and have a mocktail plz easy with the ice dont wanna Warter down the juice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Scratches bollox, does that slight nod thing that blokeys do as a sign of acknowledgement*
Alright, fancy a pint?
*sits at the back*
Ahem .. any ID darling ?
*coughs. Invokes Bernard Manning*
Ooh you calling darling, I'm as blokey as a bloke can be "
hey Bernard .... you seem to be missing an apple ... prods throat *  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Beer is free and there is sport on the big screens.
Come and have a natter.
Just remember to kick any women you see out  "
I'll just kick them into my bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Beer is free and there is sport on the big screens.
Come and have a natter.
Just remember to kick any women you see out "
I think this might just be why you're not centre of the party at your local swingers club. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can serve your drinks if you like
We like !
Topless waitress incoming.. what's everyone having? "
A very good time, and a Moscow Mule to drink for me please |
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"Beer is free and there is sport on the big screens.
Come and have a natter.
Just remember to kick any women you see out
I think this might just be why you're not centre of the party at your local swingers club."
It's ok, he's going to climb the fence at the end of the night |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can serve your drinks if you like
We like !
Topless waitress incoming.. what's everyone having?
A very good time, and a Moscow Mule to drink for me please "
Coming right up sir |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*Scratches bollox, does that slight nod thing that blokeys do as a sign of acknowledgement*
Alright, fancy a pint?
*sits at the back*
Ahem .. any ID darling ?
*coughs. Invokes Bernard Manning*
Ooh you calling darling, I'm as blokey as a bloke can be
hey Bernard .... you seem to be missing an apple ... prods throat * "
Ouch *cries*
You owe me a pint. Off you pop |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can serve your drinks if you like
We like !
Topless waitress incoming.. what's everyone having?
I'll be wild and have a mocktail plz easy with the ice dont wanna Warter down the juice "
Crazy drink coming your way  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??
Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you "
Same....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??
Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you
Same.... "
Ok pints of Guinness and the first to run to the loo looses |
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"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??
Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you
Same....
Ok pints of Guinness and the first to run to the loo looses "
That's not fair, I've had 3 kids. Pelvic floor and all that.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??
Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you
Never my dear. Bring it on "
Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??
Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you
Same....
Ok pints of Guinness and the first to run to the loo looses
That's not fair, I've had 3 kids. Pelvic floor and all that.... "
Don't care my partyy rules |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew before reading this one would fail.
Il leave you men...and women...be 
Only because it's a me thread "
I think it’s more like “Only because it’s a MEN thread.” We’re hopelessly weak willed. |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"I knew before reading this one would fail.
Il leave you men...and women...be
Only because it's a me thread
I think it’s more like “Only because it’s a MEN thread.” We’re hopelessly weak willed. "
Speak for yourself. I’m still standing. |
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"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??
Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you
Never my dear. Bring it on
Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh"
That really is fighting talk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??
Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you
Never my dear. Bring it on
Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh
That really is fighting talk "
Less talking more drinking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew before reading this one would fail.
Il leave you men...and women...be
Only because it's a me thread
I think it’s more like “Only because it’s a MEN thread.” We’re hopelessly weak willed.
Speak for yourself. I’m still standing. "
Depends which part you’re talking about that’s still standing. Probably several of us here still are with the private dancing and drinks serving being willingly offered. |
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I don't like football soccer or having to act extra laddy,also don't like women...or men.
So I'll just walk past the door and glare inside disapprovingly probably shaking my head and tutting as I walk past, then go home and cry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't like football soccer or having to act extra laddy,also don't like women...or men.
So I'll just walk past the door and glare inside disapprovingly probably shaking my head and tutting as I walk past, then go home and cry."
What the hell is that? Please don’t tell me you think that’s funny. Should of walked on by |
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"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??
Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you
Never my dear. Bring it on
Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh
That really is fighting talk
Less talking more drinking "
Start off with Shots then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??
Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you
Never my dear. Bring it on
Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh
That really is fighting talk
Less talking more drinking
Start off with Shots then "
Lie down then.. I like my shots a la bodee |
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"I wonder how many of the ladies attending could outdrink us though ??
Challenge accepted.. Anyone got a towel, Im about to wipe the floor with you
Never my dear. Bring it on
Bring it bitchhhhhhhhh
That really is fighting talk
Less talking more drinking
Start off with Shots then
Lie down then.. I like my shots a la bodee "
Erm.. Go ahead |
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