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over a year ago
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Reasons to pick X factor!
1. X factor is descriptively shit but anal fisting is literal shit.
2. I can't smell the X factor shit but I could smell th.......
3. X factor leaves me momentarily brain dead, I sometimes need this level of involvement but I can recover. Anal fisting ( i imagine ) would wake up every fibre of my body through sheer pain n fear. My sphinctre will never fully recover and I will be feacally incontinent sooner than nature intended. Again it's the shit thing.
4. I can laugh at parts and prats on the X factor. I can't laugh at someone with a fist up my arse. I'd sort of be a bit nice to them for a while and I wouldn't DARE call them a prat.
5. If the X factor is really annoying I can change programmes. It's not so easy to push someone with a fist up your arse onto the street and drag someone else off the street for a change of act.
X factor every time...... |
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"Reasons to pick X factor!
1. X factor is descriptively shit but anal fisting is literal shit.
2. I can't smell the X factor shit but I could smell th.......
3. X factor leaves me momentarily brain dead, I sometimes need this level of involvement but I can recover. Anal fisting ( i imagine ) would wake up every fibre of my body through sheer pain n fear. My sphinctre will never fully recover and I will be feacally incontinent sooner than nature intended. Again it's the shit thing.
4. I can laugh at parts and prats on the X factor. I can't laugh at someone with a fist up my arse. I'd sort of be a bit nice to them for a while and I wouldn't DARE call them a prat.
5. If the X factor is really annoying I can change programmes. It's not so easy to push someone with a fist up your arse onto the street and drag someone else off the street for a change of act.
X factor every time...... "
Nope still not convinced, would rather have my nuts slowly fed through a mincer ..... the reulting mess frozen into the shape of a jagged ball, then have that shoved up my arse!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reasons to pick X factor!
1. X factor is descriptively shit but anal fisting is literal shit.
2. I can't smell the X factor shit but I could smell th.......
3. X factor leaves me momentarily brain dead, I sometimes need this level of involvement but I can recover. Anal fisting ( i imagine ) would wake up every fibre of my body through sheer pain n fear. My sphinctre will never fully recover and I will be feacally incontinent sooner than nature intended. Again it's the shit thing.
4. I can laugh at parts and prats on the X factor. I can't laugh at someone with a fist up my arse. I'd sort of be a bit nice to them for a while and I wouldn't DARE call them a prat.
5. If the X factor is really annoying I can change programmes. It's not so easy to push someone with a fist up your arse onto the street and drag someone else off the street for a change of act.
X factor every time......
Nope still not convinced, would rather have my nuts slowly fed through a mincer ..... the reulting mess frozen into the shape of a jagged ball, then have that shoved up my arse!! "
You win ! I've got the mincer... you bring the balls xx |
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"Reasons to pick X factor!
1. X factor is descriptively shit but anal fisting is literal shit.
2. I can't smell the X factor shit but I could smell th.......
3. X factor leaves me momentarily brain dead, I sometimes need this level of involvement but I can recover. Anal fisting ( i imagine ) would wake up every fibre of my body through sheer pain n fear. My sphinctre will never fully recover and I will be feacally incontinent sooner than nature intended. Again it's the shit thing.
4. I can laugh at parts and prats on the X factor. I can't laugh at someone with a fist up my arse. I'd sort of be a bit nice to them for a while and I wouldn't DARE call them a prat.
5. If the X factor is really annoying I can change programmes. It's not so easy to push someone with a fist up your arse onto the street and drag someone else off the street for a change of act.
X factor every time......
Nope still not convinced, would rather have my nuts slowly fed through a mincer ..... the reulting mess frozen into the shape of a jagged ball, then have that shoved up my arse!!
You win ! I've got the mincer... you bring the balls xx "
Nah, I just dont watch X-craptor.... simples!! |
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