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After watching straight porn films with women inserting ridiculously long dildos up there arses and having a love of toys myself I’m wondering just how deep a dildo can penetrate (given practice of course). |
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The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. |
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "
Who's going to have nightmares tonight of Raccoons exploding from their rectums like Aliens ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "
Hahaha I was about to quote the racoon thing too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "
Yes but we’re in lockdown babe all the pet shops are shut hehe |
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Bloody ‘ell... as a gay, I can officially say that it is incredibly important to keep all ass bothering to a minimum. Just because you can use it as a convenient duffle bag for sports equipment, doesn’t mean you should. It’s incredibly sensitive and delicate, and it won’t appreciate being used as a substitute bag for life.
Clean it with care, use it with care. Piles and prolapses are an affliction, not a goal.
I have spoken. ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "
Why has this fact not made it to the nocturnal thread?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments.
OMG what a vision I’m actually crying laughing ??????????
Who's going to have nightmares tonight of Raccoons exploding from their rectums like Aliens "
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
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"After watching straight porn films with women inserting ridiculously long dildos up there arses and having a love of toys myself I’m wondering just how deep a dildo can penetrate (given practice of course)."
If it tickles your tonsils, I would say to far. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "
How have I made it this far through life without knowing that?! Important lol! And quite scary at the thought! ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "
This really wasn't what I was expecting in terms of answers on this thread ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"After watching straight porn films with women inserting ridiculously long dildos up there arses and having a love of toys myself I’m wondering just how deep a dildo can penetrate (given practice of course)."
Try and let us know |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments.
This really wasn't what I was expecting in terms of answers on this thread "
Is a kitty bigger then a raccoon ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "
Well you learn something new everyday! ![](/icons/s/lol.gif)
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments.
This really wasn't what I was expecting in terms of answers on this thread
Is a kitty bigger then a raccoon ?"
I'm not planning on climbing up any arses ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody ‘ell... as a gay, I can officially say that it is incredibly important to keep all ass bothering to a minimum. Just because you can use it as a convenient duffle bag for sports equipment, doesn’t mean you should. It’s incredibly sensitive and delicate, and it won’t appreciate being used as a substitute bag for life.
So your saying I can’t stick my ice skates up there then ?
Clean it with care, use it with care. Piles and prolapses are an affliction, not a goal.
I have spoken. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments.
Hahaha I was about to quote the racoon thing too "
I’m getting confused with skunks I think |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The human rectum can stretch up to 9 inches without tearing. A raccoon can fit through holes that are 6 inches or wider. So technically a raccoon could fit up your arse.
This fact was sent to me a while ago. Now seems like a good time to share that knowledge.
Please no one try this though, raccoons are for life and not just experiments. "
Remember this people ^^^
One day we'll hear that Raccoons are in threat of extinction and not due to global warming ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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