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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm interested in knowing what you have to offer that the next woman may not ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Absolutely nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At the moment ... I'm decorating if you need anything touched up?

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By *AABMan  over a year ago

Not far

Not sure this is going to end well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everything. Because I'm not next woman and she isn't me. she has everything to offer what I do not have. Not the same combination of attributes and flaws at least.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land

About to eat some lemon tart if you want a bit?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I can dribble a basketball while manuovering a wheelchair

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Haha I'll watch that with interest

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I can dribble a basketball while manuovering a wheelchair "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not sure this is going to end well"

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them

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By *oncupiscence73Woman  over a year ago

South

I don’t know what the next woman is ‘offering’ but I’m certainly not going to be a part of a competition. I don’t offer men I don’t know anything at all ....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Absolutely nothing! "

I went opposite way

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm about to bake some cupcakes.

But that is probably not unique to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Absolutely nothing! "

Say it again, why'all!

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By *oncupiscence73Woman  over a year ago

South


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them "

Who says you have to answer them? You don’t appear to like women very much.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them "

So its because you think men are asked that question by women?

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"I'm about to bake some cupcakes.

But that is probably not unique to me."

^ she can bake cakes I burn them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I Have a bag of Black Jacks

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

I’ve probably got hairier toes than most other women tbh.

Not trying to make you ladies jealous about how warm my tootsies are in winter

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm unique, so is the last woman and the next woman. Tell me about them and I'll explain how we all differ.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm about to bake some cupcakes.

But that is probably not unique to me.

^ she can bake cakes I burn them "

She is on fire^^ I run out of matches.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve probably got hairier toes than most other women tbh.

Not trying to make you ladies jealous about how warm my tootsies are in winter "

Stop making pretty hearts on your fanny and get that Woo Woo on your toes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Baha nowt.. im a cunt..

but im a cunt with a nice rack

the next cunt you meet might not have such a nice rack.. however their arse may out-arse my own.

therefore, to come full-circle..

Nothing

Px

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Umm I can offer my bath water when I'm done?

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

I can offer a hairy starfish I'm pretty sure she ^ might not

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"I’ve probably got hairier toes than most other women tbh.

Not trying to make you ladies jealous about how warm my tootsies are in winter

Stop making pretty hearts on your fanny and get that Woo Woo on your toes!"

Stop trying to change me! If I have bald toes there will be nothing unique about me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them

So its because you think men are asked that question by women? "

I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers

Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else

Some blokes might think the same way

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"At the moment ... I'm decorating if you need anything touched up? "

Sure. Got my skirting that could be done..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve probably got hairier toes than most other women tbh.

Not trying to make you ladies jealous about how warm my tootsies are in winter

Stop making pretty hearts on your fanny and get that Woo Woo on your toes!

Stop trying to change me! If I have bald toes there will be nothing unique about me! "

You're completely right. Embrace those hairy toes and make the most out of sandal season!

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire

My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing?

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"I’ve probably got hairier toes than most other women tbh.

Not trying to make you ladies jealous about how warm my tootsies are in winter

Stop making pretty hearts on your fanny and get that Woo Woo on your toes!

Stop trying to change me! If I have bald toes there will be nothing unique about me!

You're completely right. Embrace those hairy toes and make the most out of sandal season! "

I knew I could count on you for support. You’re a good egg

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"Baha nowt.. im a cunt..

but im a cunt with a nice rack

the next cunt you meet might not have such a nice rack.. however their arse may out-arse my own.

therefore, to come full-circle..

Nothing

Px"

But together we could RULE THE WORLD!!!!! *evil laugh*

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By *ljamMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them "

Who's "we"?! The UK chapter of incels utd? Hope you're not speaking on behalf of men because I want nothing to do with such shite patter

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing?"

Hmmm...clicky meniscus. Watch those high impact activities

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By *hesexpistolsCouple  over a year ago

Kent


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them

So its because you think men are asked that question by women?

I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers

Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else

Some blokes might think the same way "

Not sure I follow. If a profile fails to turn your mind on, then just move on. The point is anyone here has to have a USP - could be looks, kinks, location, wit, but it applies to everyone. We all have filters of sort, otherwise we’d be just desperate.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Fab is a buyer's market, OP. Women far outnumber men. And when the majority of messages you receive are "fuck now" "hey how u" "nice tits" I don't think you need to make much effort to stand out for the right reasons, surely?

Mrs kf

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them

So its because you think men are asked that question by women?

I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers

Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else

Some blokes might think the same way "

Wow a minute now, see us women aren't taking this seriously I can hazard a guess why. We're told constantly by the media etc that we should never age, be a certain size, how to be a perfect partner, mother the list is endless. We come onto the forum to be embraced as we are. We're not gladiators in the Colosseum trying to out do each other. We're all different and many of us embrace that.

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing?

Hmmm...clicky meniscus. Watch those high impact activities "

I've done the ligaments in that knee 3 times... those bloody school gymnastics vault horses have a lot to answer for! They started this nonsense!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them

So its because you think men are asked that question by women?

I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers

Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else

Some blokes might think the same way "

I'm sorry you feel there is no effort put into any of the answers. Maybe it wasn't taken as seriously as you hoped for?

Are you looking for more men to agree with you on this theory?

I think you can ask any question you like on here. Tolerance is high as long as questions don't imply some horrible views.

Maybe I would have put more heart into the answer as well if I was asked by someone whose interest I cared for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them

So its because you think men are asked that question by women?

I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers

Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else

Some blokes might think the same way

I'm sorry you feel there is no effort put into any of the answers. Maybe it wasn't taken as seriously as you hoped for?

Are you looking for more men to agree with you on this theory?

I think you can ask any question you like on here. Tolerance is high as long as questions don't imply some horrible views.

Maybe I would have put more heart into the answer as well if I was asked by someone whose interest I cared for?

"

Not at all, research purposes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cake, I have cake

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By *hilloutMan  over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing?

Hmmm...clicky meniscus. Watch those high impact activities

I've done the ligaments in that knee 3 times... those bloody school gymnastics vault horses have a lot to answer for! They started this nonsense!"

ACL repair?

3x would make for a strong clicky clicky

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them

So its because you think men are asked that question by women?

I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers

Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else

Some blokes might think the same way

Wow a minute now, see us women aren't taking this seriously I can hazard a guess why. We're told constantly by the media etc that we should never age, be a certain size, how to be a perfect partner, mother the list is endless. We come onto the forum to be embraced as we are. We're not gladiators in the Colosseum trying to out do each other. We're all different and many of us embrace that. "

Look... Frida... I know you're not a gladiator... but can we wrestle?

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them "

But, you just have asked this sort of question.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them But, you just have asked this sort of question. "

I know

I'm trying to break the chain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing. I'm probably only marginally better than a wank and I am hard work

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing?

Hmmm...clicky meniscus. Watch those high impact activities

I've done the ligaments in that knee 3 times... those bloody school gymnastics vault horses have a lot to answer for! They started this nonsense!

ACL repair?

3x would make for a strong clicky clicky "

Not full tears, just got to wear the robot leg brace 3 times... I was SO cool at school

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can turn my mind to most topics and will likely have a considered viewpoint. This isn't unique but it isn't necessarily common.

I'm the right kind of surprise - but I won't spoil that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can turn my mind to most topics and will likely have a considered viewpoint. This isn't unique but it isn't necessarily common.

I'm the right kind of surprise - but I won't spoil that."

Decent answer

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Wellingtons and a bad attitude

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I can turn my mind to most topics and will likely have a considered viewpoint. This isn't unique but it isn't necessarily common.

I'm the right kind of surprise - but I won't spoil that.

Decent answer "

I don't ask for what I wouldn't do myself.

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By *emorefridaCouple  over a year ago

La la land


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them

So its because you think men are asked that question by women?

I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers

Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else

Some blokes might think the same way

Wow a minute now, see us women aren't taking this seriously I can hazard a guess why. We're told constantly by the media etc that we should never age, be a certain size, how to be a perfect partner, mother the list is endless. We come onto the forum to be embraced as we are. We're not gladiators in the Colosseum trying to out do each other. We're all different and many of us embrace that.

Look... Frida... I know you're not a gladiator... but can we wrestle? "

Why not

https://youtu.be/W7jkygJ_QNo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can fall asleep on the job

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I Have a bag of Black Jacks "

Awwwwwww, I thought you said you had Jack Black. Dammit

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By *ustBoWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

I couldn't tell you as I don't know what the next woman would offer anyhow.All I know is I'm just me .

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I can fall asleep on the job "

She can use her bed lift as a sex machine as well

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them

So its because you think men are asked that question by women?

I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers

Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else

Some blokes might think the same way "

Can you dribble a basketball while manoeuvring a wheelchair? It's not easy

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Wellingtons and a bad attitude "

Wow pink wellingtons you have my middle leg drooling Minnie

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By *luebellRacerCouple  over a year ago

Shropshire


"Not sure this is going to end well

We know it likely won't because of course we must not ask these sorts of questions but we are expected to answer them

So its because you think men are asked that question by women?

I know they are, that's why us blokes are told to put effort in and so far I don't see much effort being put into these answers

Most on here insist having there minds turned on before anything else

Some blokes might think the same way

Wow a minute now, see us women aren't taking this seriously I can hazard a guess why. We're told constantly by the media etc that we should never age, be a certain size, how to be a perfect partner, mother the list is endless. We come onto the forum to be embraced as we are. We're not gladiators in the Colosseum trying to out do each other. We're all different and many of us embrace that.

Look... Frida... I know you're not a gladiator... but can we wrestle?

Why not

https://youtu.be/W7jkygJ_QNo"

Oh that's one hell of an advert

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

My time....no other woman can because its mine

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"My time....no other woman can because its mine "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pure comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pissing in the wind

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By *ruebameMan  over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Pure comedy gold "
move the r and you can have me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pure comedy gold move the r and you can have me "

Only if you bring that white tshirt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing?

Hmmm...clicky meniscus. Watch those high impact activities

I've done the ligaments in that knee 3 times... those bloody school gymnastics vault horses have a lot to answer for! They started this nonsense!"

I’ve got a “Baker’s Cyst” behind my right knee. Apparently very common in runners - I can’t remember how many decades ago I last ran anywhere so I had a real laugh when the Doctor diagnosed it.

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman  over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I can fill your tummy.... and empty your .... ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I can fill your tummy.... and empty your .... ha ha "

Fantastic answer

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By *oxy lady40Woman  over a year ago

bridgwater

Sweet nothing x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a temper, an attitude and a big arse. I can't say if another woman has or is offering that but I'm also not offering it

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By *irty PrettyWoman  over a year ago

Cardiff

Nothing at all to the vast majority of people.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

A penis and removable tits so I can slap you around the head with them at arms length unlike the lovely poster above

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

In all my years on here, I can honestly say that I have never asked anybody what "they have to offer that the next person doesn't". It's incredibly rude. If I was asked that, I would not even bother to engage. Can't stand arrogance!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"In all my years on here, I can honestly say that I have never asked anybody what "they have to offer that the next person doesn't". It's incredibly rude. If I was asked that, I would not even bother to engage. Can't stand arrogance! "

Does it come across arrogant ?

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By *imbobaMan  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Nothing. I'm probably only marginally better than a wank and I am hard work "

Well that’s you struck off my hotlist Sinders. One more strike and it’s a block.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In all my years on here, I can honestly say that I have never asked anybody what "they have to offer that the next person doesn't". It's incredibly rude. If I was asked that, I would not even bother to engage. Can't stand arrogance!

Does it come across arrogant ? "

if you answer a certain way you are likely to come across with an IAM complex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In all my years on here, I can honestly say that I have never asked anybody what "they have to offer that the next person doesn't". It's incredibly rude. If I was asked that, I would not even bother to engage. Can't stand arrogance!

Does it come across arrogant ? "

Yes, to me it does. I know men outnumber women on here but there are nicer ways to find out about somebody other than asking them to prove they are worthy of a shag.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"In all my years on here, I can honestly say that I have never asked anybody what "they have to offer that the next person doesn't". It's incredibly rude. If I was asked that, I would not even bother to engage. Can't stand arrogance! "
... You are so right...a lot of people play here as a competition or sad excuse to make themselves better than someone else.. everyone has something to offer I think

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Terrible memories

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've still an unopened Easter Egg... that is about all I've to offer..

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"In all my years on here, I can honestly say that I have never asked anybody what "they have to offer that the next person doesn't". It's incredibly rude. If I was asked that, I would not even bother to engage. Can't stand arrogance!

Does it come across arrogant ?

Yes, to me it does. I know men outnumber women on here but there are nicer ways to find out about somebody other than asking them to prove they are worthy of a shag. "

Agreed. I've never asked that question and I don't think I will. Men aren't beautiful dildos competing to be in a bedside drawer and occasionally used to fuck when you're in the mood. There's a real person attached to their penis.

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By *ickJMan  over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead


"I've still an unopened Easter Egg... that is about all I've to offer.."

Did you get loads of easter eggs, or do you just have some self-restraint? I'd eaten both of mine by lunchtime on sunday!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've still an unopened Easter Egg... that is about all I've to offer..

Did you get loads of easter eggs, or do you just have some self-restraint? I'd eaten both of mine by lunchtime on sunday!"

Its rare that I'd have one left unopened

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By *hubaysiWoman  over a year ago

Leeds


"I'm interested in knowing what you have to offer that the next woman may not ?"

I don’t compete with any other women.

What a very silly question!

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Not here to compete with anyone else.

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By *etite_delightWoman  over a year ago

BunnyLand

a lady never tells

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing, all ladies are special and I'm not here to compete with anyone!

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth


"My right knee clicks when I squat... sometimes it sounds like squishing jelly... that your kinda thing?"

I'll raise you a snapping left hip.

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"Baha nowt.. im a cunt..

but im a cunt with a nice rack

the next cunt you meet might not have such a nice rack.. however their arse may out-arse my own.

therefore, to come full-circle..

Nothing

Px"

Fuck me, you stolen my keyboard

I likes it

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By *irty PrettyWoman  over a year ago

Cardiff


"A penis and removable tits so I can slap you around the head with them at arms length unlike the lovely poster above "

Careful, I know how expensive they are, don’t damage them!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm interested in knowing what you have to offer that the next woman may not ?"

I think you might just realise now that for real women the only person we compete with is ourselves.

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

I can blow spit bubbles with my tongue... I've not met another yet that can do this

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