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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shoes too ! And clothes ! I love buying clothes ! I can't help it !

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Wanking to shoes

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman  over a year ago

evesham

At the minute make up and mango loco monster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lingerie

Px

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Wanking in other peoples shoes and Adidas trainers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"lingerie

Px"

Me too

Her x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Radley handbags and purses. Terrible pastime

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wanking in other peoples shoes and Adidas trainers "

I'll sell u a used pair, slightly stained n scuffed but still ideal to wank into

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Wanking in other peoples shoes and Adidas trainers

I'll sell u a used pair, slightly stained n scuffed but still ideal to wank into "

no, just new ones in shops.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I go through phases - at the moment I'm obsessed with looking on Rightmove etc .. at houses and flats I will never be able to afford

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I go through phases - at the moment I'm obsessed with looking on Rightmove etc .. at houses and flats I will never be able to afford "
it’s not an obsession but I do that too just to be nosey. There was a 4.5million one near us which was nice

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go through phases - at the moment I'm obsessed with looking on Rightmove etc .. at houses and flats I will never be able to afford it’s not an obsession but I do that too just to be nosey. There was a 4.5million one near us which was nice "

Bargain

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wanking in other peoples shoes and Adidas trainers

I'll sell u a used pair, slightly stained n scuffed but still ideal to wank into no, just new ones in shops. "

I've had a brand new pair delivered today, still boxed with tags, shops arnt open.....tawk to me

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Wanking in other peoples shoes and Adidas trainers

I'll sell u a used pair, slightly stained n scuffed but still ideal to wank into no, just new ones in shops.

I've had a brand new pair delivered today, still boxed with tags, shops arnt open.....tawk to me "

can I have the wrapping?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I go through phases - at the moment I'm obsessed with looking on Rightmove etc .. at houses and flats I will never be able to afford "

Glad I'm not the only one that does this sometimes

Her x

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Flouncy dresses and matching lingerie atm

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Wanking in other peoples shoes and Adidas trainers

I'll sell u a used pair, slightly stained n scuffed but still ideal to wank into no, just new ones in shops.

I've had a brand new pair delivered today, still boxed with tags, shops arnt open.....tawk to me can I have the wrapping? "

Its yours, ill even spring for the postage

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By *issmorganWoman  over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Cats lol

Books, handbags and cheese

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"lingerie

Px"

And very nice it is too

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m a console gamer. Problem solver and don’t like to lose. So my obsession in beating every game I play, unless it sucks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have "

Me Lingerie and my husband is like you op, collects Adidas Gazelles, last count was 56 pairs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Watches, really must stop buying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Candles, pretty dresses and pyjamas. Although money is tight so I can't go as crazy as I used to. I do have five new dresses coming tomorrow though.

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Dogs, candles and comfy pants... I’m a right catch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dresses.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vintage firearms. Yes I know it's appalling to some. Damn americans

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clothes Shoes and lingerie.

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By *he rover returnedWoman  over a year ago

xxx

Diary's, candles and since lockdown gym equipment

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By *.R.MMan  over a year ago

Norfolk


"I go through phases - at the moment I'm obsessed with looking on Rightmove etc .. at houses and flats I will never be able to afford "

Haha I do this

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have Me Lingerie and my husband is like you op, collects Adidas Gazelles, last count was 56 pairs"

New pair of hazy gazelles today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have "

Current obsession is with van life and building campers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm obsessed with kitchen gadgets and spices.

I find the idea of buying a new pan to be quite stimulating.

Or upgrading my wok.

It's a sickness

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Lingerie

Shoes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm obsessed with kitchen gadgets and spices.

I find the idea of buying a new pan to be quite stimulating.

Or upgrading my wok.

It's a sickness"

Ooooo I totally get that ! I made a spice self for all mine few months ago i put it on facebook and sold 130 of them haha

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Lingerie. Shoes. Erm.... self gratification

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have Me Lingerie and my husband is like you op, collects Adidas Gazelles, last count was 56 pairs

New pair of hazy gazelles today "

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman  over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Make up n trainers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Retro collectible toys. Building then up. Keep for a few years and sell on. The profits now would be insane, but holding on to them for years down the line

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Retro collectible toys. Building then up. Keep for a few years and sell on. The profits now would be insane, but holding on to them for years down the line"

And me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m always on Amazon reading reviews for useless items

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By *ancer36Woman  over a year ago

Stirling

Trainers is mine also...currently at 240 odd pairs! Been collecting them since my teens x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Men’s

Jackets and shose

Woman’s oo god

Dresses lingerie shose make up

This double life malarkey really takes its toll on the bank books lol

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

LEGO and transformers... oh and kink toys

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Trainers is mine also...currently at 240 odd pairs! Been collecting them since my teens x"

Oh wow! Where do you keep them all?

Her x

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By *oolkoupleCouple  over a year ago

Cheshire

Lingerie and stripper heels.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Books and more books.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

House plants as well as trainers...well have lots of little obsessions

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aftershaves

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Men

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Cats, underwear and candles

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By *arker secrets 321Man  over a year ago

West Bromwich

Obsessed with wanting 2 make love 2 a beautiful women .I know x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"House plants as well as trainers...well have lots of little obsessions "

Oooh yes I love plants too.

But they don't love my new flat - I'm like a serial killer

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds


"Obsessed with wanting 2 make love 2 a beautiful women .I know x"

Isn't she a lucky lady..x

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman  over a year ago

lancashire


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have "

Yay...Adidas old school original...always for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"House plants as well as trainers...well have lots of little obsessions

Oooh yes I love plants too.

But they don't love my new flat - I'm like a serial killer "

Cactus is the way forward

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Perfume

Make up

Bras

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By *otrockWoman  over a year ago

Essex

My obsession is food, especially non perisbale food..

I have a spare room and stock pile everything in there from toiletries to tinned and packet stuff. I must spend £6/700 a month on food and I have 3 freezers full and every 3/6 months I have to go thru it all to throw out of date stuff away. I know it's such a waste of food and everytime I have a clear out I always say to myself I'm not buying any more but I can't stop it. I get all panicky if it's not all stocked up. I get my shopping delivered and the next day I'm already adding stuff to my basket..

I could open a supermarket myself..

I guess I need therapy.. Lol

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By *BootyfulDayWoman  over a year ago


"I go through phases - at the moment I'm obsessed with looking on Rightmove etc .. at houses and flats I will never be able to afford "

Oh I do that! I actually ended up saving a couple just because I kept looking at them and awkwardly get the emails to say they've been updated....none have been updated to within my miniscule budget

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By *nnCeeWoman  over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

It was crystals, but then last year, LoveHoney took over a bit. Spent about £800 since the beginning of lockdown on various things...

But just bought three new crystals from a wonderful small seller I know, so supporting small business.... win-win!?!

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman  over a year ago

coventry


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have underwear but never stays on long lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have underwear but never stays on long lol"

Is that so, that brews due soon

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Getting all the hat sets on Angry Birds 2.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only "

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights "

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on "

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

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By *isbehavingWoman  over a year ago

Huntly

For some reason, mine is hoovers. I start to get a bit uptight if I don’t have 2-3 working hoovers in the house.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati "

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further "

Put the camouflage on boot polish on your face hide in his bushes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further "

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol "

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know "

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie "

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this "

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon "

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win"

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang "

While feeding the birds

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds"

And saving the whales

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales "

While reversing global warming

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming"

Beat he put the ram in the rama lama da dinky donk

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming"

And reintroducing the Dodo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming

And reintroducing the Dodo "

And dido to eminem

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

I came here to say I used to collect shoes, but now only boring lace up shoes (flat) really work with my stupid foot so I stopped collecting shoes. I'd like to collect wheelchairs but they're too expensive.

Anyway, I won't say that, because obviously I should encourage Jamie to put a glass against her neighbour's window and listen in through the cat flap

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming

And reintroducing the Dodo

And dido to eminem "

Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming

And reintroducing the Dodo

And dido to eminem

Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen "

While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming

And reintroducing the Dodo

And dido to eminem

Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen

While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber"

He was the Zig in Zig and Zing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming

And reintroducing the Dodo

And dido to eminem

Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen

While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber"

Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming

And reintroducing the Dodo

And dido to eminem

Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen

While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber

Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world "

Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Shoes too ! And clothes ! I love buying clothes ! I can't help it ! "

Me too! Had to convert a room into a wardrobe!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Shoes too ! And clothes ! I love buying clothes ! I can't help it !

Me too! Had to convert a room into a wardrobe!"

Me Van Dyke is the best room conversation expert there is. Some say, he created the room just so he could convert them

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Plants

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming

And reintroducing the Dodo

And dido to eminem

Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen

While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber

Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world

Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina"

He is that omnipotent he was the big bang that created all of life......he was like Craig David just didn't take Sunday off, cuz he's that hardcire, he won't cum.in fab to give all us dingke men a fair shot it woukd be the D van D show otherwise

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By *adame BWoman  over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Shoes too ! And clothes ! I love buying clothes ! I can't help it !

Me too! Had to convert a room into a wardrobe!

Me Van Dyke is the best room conversation expert there is. Some say, he created the room just so he could convert them"

My wardrobe is full...no room for van dyke unless it's designer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming

And reintroducing the Dodo

And dido to eminem

Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen

While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber

Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world

Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina

He is that omnipotent he was the big bang that created all of life......he was like Craig David just didn't take Sunday off, cuz he's that hardcire, he won't cum.in fab to give all us dingke men a fair shot it woukd be the D van D show otherwise "

Too far

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming

And reintroducing the Dodo

And dido to eminem

Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen

While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber

Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world

Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina

He is that omnipotent he was the big bang that created all of life......he was like Craig David just didn't take Sunday off, cuz he's that hardcire, he won't cum.in fab to give all us dingke men a fair shot it woukd be the D van D show otherwise

Too far "

Mwahahaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming

And reintroducing the Dodo

And dido to eminem

Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen

While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber

Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world

Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina

He is that omnipotent he was the big bang that created all of life......he was like Craig David just didn't take Sunday off, cuz he's that hardcire, he won't cum.in fab to give all us dingke men a fair shot it woukd be the D van D show otherwise

Too far

Mwahahaa"

Pffft

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours.

I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only

Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights

That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though.

I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on

There only one rule Jamie sssush

Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati

Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting.

I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further

Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol

I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know

Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie

Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this

Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon

Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win

Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang

While feeding the birds

And saving the whales

While reversing global warming

And reintroducing the Dodo

And dido to eminem

Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen

While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber

Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world

Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina

He is that omnipotent he was the big bang that created all of life......he was like Craig David just didn't take Sunday off, cuz he's that hardcire, he won't cum.in fab to give all us dingke men a fair shot it woukd be the D van D show otherwise

Too far

Mwahahaa

Pffft"

Dick is the Dong....see what I did...Dong,...The Don pffft

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By *olongerlostMan  over a year ago

flintshire

Aftershave can't help myself even when I'm skint I still buy more it is a true obsession.

But I do smell amazing ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Aftershave can't help myself even when I'm skint I still buy more it is a true obsession.

But I do smell amazing ??"

Do I smell bull shit, I don’t. It’s Old Spice and Aramis

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Aftershave can't help myself even when I'm skint I still buy more it is a true obsession.

But I do smell amazing ??"

My mom tells me that n all she lies

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By *olongerlostMan  over a year ago

flintshire

Ha ha no but I'm definitely not a snob about it got some proper cheap ones that still smell great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ha ha no but I'm definitely not a snob about it got some proper cheap ones that still smell great."

I can knock u some up in the bath tub if u like I call it Fab quarenteed to get you meets

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By *olongerlostMan  over a year ago

flintshire

My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol"

My bad for that, ill give u the first batch of fab on the house lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol"

Vibe killer

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Aftershave can't help myself even when I'm skint I still buy more it is a true obsession.

But I do smell amazing ??"

Love true obsession x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer"

Went down faster than the titanic

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I collect lipsticks

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Wanking to shoes "

Or trainers

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By *olongerlostMan  over a year ago

flintshire

Haha deal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic "

That’s what dick van dyke said

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said"

He raised that shit with a look

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look "

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands"

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple  over a year ago

Pembrokeshire


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have "

satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear

and lots of stockings.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have

satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear

and lots of stockings."

Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have

satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear

and lots of stockings."

Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have

satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear

and lots of stockings.

Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair "

Your selective who you respond to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips "

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have

satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear

and lots of stockings.

Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair

Your selective who you respond to"

So it seems

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have

satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear

and lots of stockings.

Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair

Your selective who you respond to"

Dick Van Dyke is the grammar police and says it’s You’re

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining "

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have

satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear

and lots of stockings.

Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair

Your selective who you respond to

Dick Van Dyke is the grammar police and says it’s You’re "

Dick just told me I have a right to be selective

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have

satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear

and lots of stockings.

Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair

Your selective who you respond to

Dick Van Dyke is the grammar police and says it’s You’re "

Bless

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous "

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have

satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear

and lots of stockings.

Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair

Your selective who you respond to

Dick Van Dyke is the grammar police and says it’s You’re

Dick just told me I have a right to be selective "

He even created selection box

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific "

Dick was the orginial Walter White

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have

satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear

and lots of stockings.

Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair

Your selective who you respond to

Dick Van Dyke is the grammar police and says it’s You’re

Dick just told me I have a right to be selective

He even created selection box"

He even made it varied to be selective Dicks the man, we should aspire to be Dick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White "

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick"

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police "

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round."

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round."

Dick told Adam, Eve was fit and “he would” then lied about a tree with forbidden fruit. He then created a tree and fruit as a cover up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation "

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice "

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand "

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson"

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing "

Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing

Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive"

Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing

Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive

Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick"

D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing

Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive

Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick

D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont "

Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing

Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive

Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick

D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont

Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here"

Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing

Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive

Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick

D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont

Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here

Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from "

Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing

Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive

Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick

D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont

Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here

Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from

Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys"

Dick invented the double ended dildo just so he could fuck those mature cougars

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing

Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive

Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick

D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont

Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here

Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from

Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys

Dick invented the double ended dildo just so he could fuck those mature cougars "

Dick stayed in his late teens for two decades just so he could pull all the ladies at Flares

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing

Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive

Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick

D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont

Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here

Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from

Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys

Dick invented the double ended dildo just so he could fuck those mature cougars

Dick stayed in his late teens for two decades just so he could pull all the ladies at Flares"

Dick ran Porkies for fun n give the profits to retired playboy bunnies

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing

Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive

Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick

D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont

Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here

Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from

Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys

Dick invented the double ended dildo just so he could fuck those mature cougars

Dick stayed in his late teens for two decades just so he could pull all the ladies at Flares

Dick ran Porkies for fun n give the profits to retired playboy bunnies "

Dick created Tim Westwood just to make us laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol

Vibe killer

Went down faster than the titanic

That’s what dick van dyke said

He raised that shit with a look

He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands

He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips

Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining

Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous

He made Mr Blobby gender specific

Dick was the orginial Walter White

Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick

Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police

Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round.

Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation

Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice

Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand

Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson

Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing

Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive

Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick

D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont

Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here

Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from

Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys

Dick invented the double ended dildo just so he could fuck those mature cougars

Dick stayed in his late teens for two decades just so he could pull all the ladies at Flares

Dick ran Porkies for fun n give the profits to retired playboy bunnies

Dick created Tim Westwood just to make us laugh"

Dick was the stingray that took out Steve irwin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with "

Dick Van Dyke probably created her, obvious reason

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with "

Fire place n rug enough said

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Dick Van Dyke probably created her, obvious reason "

Hahaha dick!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Dick Van Dyke probably created her, obvious reason "

Cant appreciate the magnitude of D.V.D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said "

Twinge .... leaving you too it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it "

Flutters

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it "

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?"

He’s better than D.V.D you see

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By *arte_Blanche_NECouple  over a year ago

Northern


"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool....

What little obsessions do people have "

Lingerie and heels

Mrs C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

He’s better than D.V.D you see "

Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

He’s better than D.V.D you see

Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy"

Is that all Dick is saying

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

He’s better than D.V.D you see

Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy"

Lk Dick is ashamed he taught you better than that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

He’s better than D.V.D you see

Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy

Is that all Dick is saying "

He said let me message you as it says in outside your area, or words to that affect. It’s always important to do as dick says

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

He’s better than D.V.D you see

Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy

Is that all Dick is saying "

Dick says alot in the right company

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

He’s better than D.V.D you see

Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy

Is that all Dick is saying

Dick says alot in the right company "

Dick says threes a crowd

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

He’s better than D.V.D you see

Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy

Is that all Dick is saying

Dick says alot in the right company "

He’s obviously not in the right company now is he?

Face down.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

He’s better than D.V.D you see

Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy

Is that all Dick is saying

Dick says alot in the right company

Dick says threes a crowd "

Dick knows Pix is greedy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

He’s better than D.V.D you see

Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy

Is that all Dick is saying

Dick says alot in the right company

He’s obviously not in the right company now is he?

Face down..... "

Ouch. Heart ache hurts. Dick can’t help, he’s never dealt with such harsh rejection

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

He’s better than D.V.D you see

Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy

Is that all Dick is saying

Dick says alot in the right company

Dick says threes a crowd

Dick knows Pix is greedy "

Dick says more the merry, 2 is fun but thress a party

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with

Fire place n rug enough said

Twinge .... leaving you too it

No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?

He’s better than D.V.D you see

Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy

Is that all Dick is saying

Dick says alot in the right company

He’s obviously not in the right company now is he?

Face down..... "

bite that pillow arse in tha air

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Has she left? Awww

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hahah killed it...

As you were... taking Tracy’s Dog to bed

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Has she left? Awww "

I never leave mwahhh haaa haaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hahah killed it...

As you were... taking Tracy’s Dog to bed "

Be taking me to bed soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hahah killed it...

As you were... taking Tracy’s Dog to bed "

Not even a message to help me recover...damn

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