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"lingerie Px" Me too Her x | |||
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"Wanking in other peoples shoes and Adidas trainers " I'll sell u a used pair, slightly stained n scuffed but still ideal to wank into | |||
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"Wanking in other peoples shoes and Adidas trainers I'll sell u a used pair, slightly stained n scuffed but still ideal to wank into " no, just new ones in shops. | |||
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"I go through phases - at the moment I'm obsessed with looking on Rightmove etc .. at houses and flats I will never be able to afford " it’s not an obsession but I do that too just to be nosey. There was a 4.5million one near us which was nice | |||
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"I go through phases - at the moment I'm obsessed with looking on Rightmove etc .. at houses and flats I will never be able to afford it’s not an obsession but I do that too just to be nosey. There was a 4.5million one near us which was nice " Bargain | |||
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"Wanking in other peoples shoes and Adidas trainers I'll sell u a used pair, slightly stained n scuffed but still ideal to wank into no, just new ones in shops. " I've had a brand new pair delivered today, still boxed with tags, shops arnt open.....tawk to me | |||
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"Wanking in other peoples shoes and Adidas trainers I'll sell u a used pair, slightly stained n scuffed but still ideal to wank into no, just new ones in shops. I've had a brand new pair delivered today, still boxed with tags, shops arnt open.....tawk to me " can I have the wrapping? | |||
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"I go through phases - at the moment I'm obsessed with looking on Rightmove etc .. at houses and flats I will never be able to afford " Glad I'm not the only one that does this sometimes Her x | |||
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"Wanking in other peoples shoes and Adidas trainers I'll sell u a used pair, slightly stained n scuffed but still ideal to wank into no, just new ones in shops. I've had a brand new pair delivered today, still boxed with tags, shops arnt open.....tawk to me can I have the wrapping? " Its yours, ill even spring for the postage | |||
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"lingerie Px" And very nice it is too | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have " Me Lingerie and my husband is like you op, collects Adidas Gazelles, last count was 56 pairs | |||
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"I go through phases - at the moment I'm obsessed with looking on Rightmove etc .. at houses and flats I will never be able to afford " Haha I do this | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have Me Lingerie and my husband is like you op, collects Adidas Gazelles, last count was 56 pairs" New pair of hazy gazelles today | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have " Current obsession is with van life and building campers | |||
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"I'm obsessed with kitchen gadgets and spices. I find the idea of buying a new pan to be quite stimulating. Or upgrading my wok. It's a sickness" Ooooo I totally get that ! I made a spice self for all mine few months ago i put it on facebook and sold 130 of them haha | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have Me Lingerie and my husband is like you op, collects Adidas Gazelles, last count was 56 pairs New pair of hazy gazelles today " | |||
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"Retro collectible toys. Building then up. Keep for a few years and sell on. The profits now would be insane, but holding on to them for years down the line" And me | |||
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"Trainers is mine also...currently at 240 odd pairs! Been collecting them since my teens x" Oh wow! Where do you keep them all? Her x | |||
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"House plants as well as trainers...well have lots of little obsessions " Oooh yes I love plants too. But they don't love my new flat - I'm like a serial killer | |||
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"Obsessed with wanting 2 make love 2 a beautiful women .I know x" Isn't she a lucky lady..x | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have " Yay...Adidas old school original...always for me | |||
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"House plants as well as trainers...well have lots of little obsessions Oooh yes I love plants too. But they don't love my new flat - I'm like a serial killer " Cactus is the way forward | |||
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"I go through phases - at the moment I'm obsessed with looking on Rightmove etc .. at houses and flats I will never be able to afford " Oh I do that! I actually ended up saving a couple just because I kept looking at them and awkwardly get the emails to say they've been updated....none have been updated to within my miniscule budget | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have underwear but never stays on long lol" | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have underwear but never stays on long lol" Is that so, that brews due soon | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only " Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights " That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on " There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati " Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further " Put the camouflage on boot polish on your face hide in his bushes | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further " Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol " I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know " Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie " Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this " Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon " Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win" Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang " While feeding the birds | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds" And saving the whales | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales " While reversing global warming | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming" Beat he put the ram in the rama lama da dinky donk | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming" And reintroducing the Dodo | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming And reintroducing the Dodo " And dido to eminem | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming And reintroducing the Dodo And dido to eminem " Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming And reintroducing the Dodo And dido to eminem Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen " While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming And reintroducing the Dodo And dido to eminem Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber" He was the Zig in Zig and Zing | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming And reintroducing the Dodo And dido to eminem Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber" Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming And reintroducing the Dodo And dido to eminem Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world " Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina | |||
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"Shoes too ! And clothes ! I love buying clothes ! I can't help it ! " Me too! Had to convert a room into a wardrobe! | |||
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"Shoes too ! And clothes ! I love buying clothes ! I can't help it ! Me too! Had to convert a room into a wardrobe!" Me Van Dyke is the best room conversation expert there is. Some say, he created the room just so he could convert them | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming And reintroducing the Dodo And dido to eminem Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina" He is that omnipotent he was the big bang that created all of life......he was like Craig David just didn't take Sunday off, cuz he's that hardcire, he won't cum.in fab to give all us dingke men a fair shot it woukd be the D van D show otherwise | |||
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"Shoes too ! And clothes ! I love buying clothes ! I can't help it ! Me too! Had to convert a room into a wardrobe! Me Van Dyke is the best room conversation expert there is. Some say, he created the room just so he could convert them" My wardrobe is full...no room for van dyke unless it's designer | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming And reintroducing the Dodo And dido to eminem Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina He is that omnipotent he was the big bang that created all of life......he was like Craig David just didn't take Sunday off, cuz he's that hardcire, he won't cum.in fab to give all us dingke men a fair shot it woukd be the D van D show otherwise " Too far | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming And reintroducing the Dodo And dido to eminem Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina He is that omnipotent he was the big bang that created all of life......he was like Craig David just didn't take Sunday off, cuz he's that hardcire, he won't cum.in fab to give all us dingke men a fair shot it woukd be the D van D show otherwise Too far " Mwahahaa | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming And reintroducing the Dodo And dido to eminem Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina He is that omnipotent he was the big bang that created all of life......he was like Craig David just didn't take Sunday off, cuz he's that hardcire, he won't cum.in fab to give all us dingke men a fair shot it woukd be the D van D show otherwise Too far Mwahahaa" Pffft | |||
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"I’ve become weirdly obsessed with my neighbour. He’s always got his curtains closed in the day and comes and goes all hours. I don’t want to hear he’s a shift worker/emergency response worker who sleeps in the day. I want scandalous explanations only Maybe he has one of those secret indoor gardens in his attic you know under 450 watt lights That’s what I thought. The helicopters going over never stop though. I reckon he’s got an illegal fight club going on There only one rule Jamie sssush Maybe he is a member a sleeper cell fir the illuminati Oooooooh! Now THAT would be interesting. I have binoculars. I’m going to have to investigate further Curtains are closed most of the time, but if a floor in your plan lol I’ll be hiding in his bushes. Hoping there’s a crack in the curtains. I need to know Go through his rubbish, tap his phones, intercept his mail you know black ops it Jamie Yes!! I’m going to get to the bottom of this Miss Marple has nothing on you they will be writing books about soon Pfft. Get Dick Van Dyke on it. He can dance and solve murder mysteries. Win win Arriving in chitty chitty bang bang While feeding the birds And saving the whales While reversing global warming And reintroducing the Dodo And dido to eminem Whilst recarving Michael Angelo's David into a finer specimen While making Justin Bieber successful...damn he’s good. Apparently even Ann Frank would of been a Belieber Fuck it Dick van dyke should just be president of the world Screw god, Dick Van Created the world on Monday, then on Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday he was banging Lou Begas ladies, especially had a little bit of Tina He is that omnipotent he was the big bang that created all of life......he was like Craig David just didn't take Sunday off, cuz he's that hardcire, he won't cum.in fab to give all us dingke men a fair shot it woukd be the D van D show otherwise Too far Mwahahaa Pffft" Dick is the Dong....see what I did...Dong,...The Don pffft | |||
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"Aftershave can't help myself even when I'm skint I still buy more it is a true obsession. But I do smell amazing ??" Do I smell bull shit, I don’t. It’s Old Spice and Aramis | |||
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"Aftershave can't help myself even when I'm skint I still buy more it is a true obsession. But I do smell amazing ??" My mom tells me that n all she lies | |||
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"Ha ha no but I'm definitely not a snob about it got some proper cheap ones that still smell great." I can knock u some up in the bath tub if u like I call it Fab quarenteed to get you meets | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol" My bad for that, ill give u the first batch of fab on the house lol | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol" Vibe killer | |||
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"Aftershave can't help myself even when I'm skint I still buy more it is a true obsession. But I do smell amazing ??" Love true obsession x | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer" Went down faster than the titanic | |||
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"Wanking to shoes " Or trainers | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic " That’s what dick van dyke said | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said" He raised that shit with a look | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look " He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands" He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have " satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear and lots of stockings. | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear and lots of stockings." Xx | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear and lots of stockings." Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear and lots of stockings. Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair " Your selective who you respond to | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips " Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear and lots of stockings. Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair Your selective who you respond to" So it seems | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear and lots of stockings. Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair Your selective who you respond to" Dick Van Dyke is the grammar police and says it’s You’re | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining " Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear and lots of stockings. Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair Your selective who you respond to Dick Van Dyke is the grammar police and says it’s You’re " Dick just told me I have a right to be selective | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear and lots of stockings. Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair Your selective who you respond to Dick Van Dyke is the grammar police and says it’s You’re " Bless | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous " He made Mr Blobby gender specific | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear and lots of stockings. Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair Your selective who you respond to Dick Van Dyke is the grammar police and says it’s You’re Dick just told me I have a right to be selective " He even created selection box | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific " Dick was the orginial Walter White | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have satin, lace, velvet, undies and nightwear and lots of stockings. Show me yours ill show you my trainers thats fair Your selective who you respond to Dick Van Dyke is the grammar police and says it’s You’re Dick just told me I have a right to be selective He even created selection box" He even made it varied to be selective Dicks the man, we should aspire to be Dick | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White " Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick" Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police " Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round." Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round." Dick told Adam, Eve was fit and “he would” then lied about a tree with forbidden fruit. He then created a tree and fruit as a cover up | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation " Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice " Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand " Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson" Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing " Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive" Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick" D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont " Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here" Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from " Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys" Dick invented the double ended dildo just so he could fuck those mature cougars | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys Dick invented the double ended dildo just so he could fuck those mature cougars " Dick stayed in his late teens for two decades just so he could pull all the ladies at Flares | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys Dick invented the double ended dildo just so he could fuck those mature cougars Dick stayed in his late teens for two decades just so he could pull all the ladies at Flares" Dick ran Porkies for fun n give the profits to retired playboy bunnies | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys Dick invented the double ended dildo just so he could fuck those mature cougars Dick stayed in his late teens for two decades just so he could pull all the ladies at Flares Dick ran Porkies for fun n give the profits to retired playboy bunnies " Dick created Tim Westwood just to make us laugh | |||
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"My mum would have a job doing that she has been dead since I was 17 lol Vibe killer Went down faster than the titanic That’s what dick van dyke said He raised that shit with a look He can complete the arcade dance machine with tap shoes, sex appeal and on his hands He won strictly BGT, and I'm a celebrity with just a wink at the camera n a thrust of his hips Van Dyke made Jeremy Beadles hand entertaining Dick made Jeremy Beadle famous He made Mr Blobby gender specific Dick was the orginial Walter White Dicks the only person to walk the earth to be a Dyke but yet also has a dick Dick wrote the English Language, hence why he is the chief constable of the grammar police Dick took the earth, when it was flat and made it round. Dick invented swinging when he was having party with the Hollywood A list n they put all there keys in a bowl, we all owe Dick, for sexual liberation Dick had Hugh Hefner as an apprentice Dick directed all porn since its inception, and printed every porn mag ever made by hand Dick is more amazing than Kelly Brook and Nigella Lawson Dick gave birth to Denise Van Outen with no meds in n out no messing Van Dyke knew Jimmy Saville was inappropriate with youths while Jimmy was still alive Jimmy n rolf learnt all they knew from Dick D.V.D Told Rolf do Didger Dont Then added the Y later to make it Didgery, just for this moment right here Dick got rolf to play with his diggery, saying can u guess what it us yet, thats where the song lyrics came from Rolf had three little boys with three little toys. Dick had 30,000 curvaceous mature cougars and double the quantity of massive wobbly fist dildo toys Dick invented the double ended dildo just so he could fuck those mature cougars Dick stayed in his late teens for two decades just so he could pull all the ladies at Flares Dick ran Porkies for fun n give the profits to retired playboy bunnies Dick created Tim Westwood just to make us laugh" Dick was the stingray that took out Steve irwin | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with " Dick Van Dyke probably created her, obvious reason | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with " Fire place n rug enough said | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Dick Van Dyke probably created her, obvious reason " Hahaha dick!! | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Dick Van Dyke probably created her, obvious reason " Cant appreciate the magnitude of D.V.D | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said " Twinge .... leaving you too it | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it " Flutters | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it " No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk?" He’s better than D.V.D you see | |||
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"I have a trainer obsession so in 4 years amassed 30 pairs of Adidas old skool.... What little obsessions do people have " Lingerie and heels Mrs C | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? He’s better than D.V.D you see " Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? He’s better than D.V.D you see Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy" Is that all Dick is saying | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? He’s better than D.V.D you see Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy" Lk Dick is ashamed he taught you better than that | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? He’s better than D.V.D you see Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy Is that all Dick is saying " He said let me message you as it says in outside your area, or words to that affect. It’s always important to do as dick says | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? He’s better than D.V.D you see Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy Is that all Dick is saying " Dick says alot in the right company | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? He’s better than D.V.D you see Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy Is that all Dick is saying Dick says alot in the right company " Dick says threes a crowd | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? He’s better than D.V.D you see Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy Is that all Dick is saying Dick says alot in the right company " He’s obviously not in the right company now is he? Face down..... | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? He’s better than D.V.D you see Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy Is that all Dick is saying Dick says alot in the right company Dick says threes a crowd " Dick knows Pix is greedy | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? He’s better than D.V.D you see Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy Is that all Dick is saying Dick says alot in the right company He’s obviously not in the right company now is he? Face down..... " Ouch. Heart ache hurts. Dick can’t help, he’s never dealt with such harsh rejection | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? He’s better than D.V.D you see Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy Is that all Dick is saying Dick says alot in the right company Dick says threes a crowd Dick knows Pix is greedy " Dick says more the merry, 2 is fun but thress a party | |||
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"You two should just do a dick measuring competition and get it over with Fire place n rug enough said Twinge .... leaving you too it No way? That was well smooth. Not even a smirk? He’s better than D.V.D you see Me? I am? I’m not. But I’m good at lying to myself. You’re a delight to Van Dykes and my eyes. Dick says I should flirt...he will need to teach me flirting though as your beauty has made me shy Is that all Dick is saying Dick says alot in the right company He’s obviously not in the right company now is he? Face down..... " bite that pillow arse in tha air | |||
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"Has she left? Awww " I never leave mwahhh haaa haaaaaaaa | |||
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"Hahah killed it... As you were... taking Tracy’s Dog to bed " Be taking me to bed soon xx | |||
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"Hahah killed it... As you were... taking Tracy’s Dog to bed " Not even a message to help me recover...damn | |||
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