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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm in the market for a replacement mattress. I notice that a leading furniture shop gives a 25 year guarantee on their mattresses.
Given that I'm now 55, would this be the last mattress I would ever buy?
Would that also mean I'd be now buying my death bed?
That's scary!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got a new mattress last November and it had a dramatic effect on my life.
15 years of chronic pain and stiffness gone.
On the darker turn that the post took ... you could die tomorrow. Any bed you sleep in might be your death bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends on if the future nursing home requires you to bring your own 
Just kidding, age makes no difference. We will all make a last purchase of something because our time is up, we just don't know it yet  |
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"I'm in the market for a replacement mattress. I notice that a leading furniture shop gives a 25 year guarantee on their mattresses.
Given that I'm now 55, would this be the last mattress I would ever buy?
Would that also mean I'd be now buying my death bed?
That's scary!
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Haha that's sooo dark. As my Dad used to say "it will see me out"  |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm in the market for a replacement mattress. I notice that a leading furniture shop gives a 25 year guarantee on their mattresses.
Given that I'm now 55, would this be the last mattress I would ever buy?
Would that also mean I'd be now buying my death bed?
That's scary!
Haha that's sooo dark. As my Dad used to say "it will see me out" "
My parents always say this whether its a jacket or car |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"I got a new mattress last November and it had a dramatic effect on my life.
15 years of chronic pain and stiffness gone.
On the darker turn that the post took ... you could die tomorrow. Any bed you sleep in might be your death bed"
What mattress was it?
And I agree about any bed could be a deathbed. We never know what’s around the corner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a new mattress last November and it had a dramatic effect on my life.
15 years of chronic pain and stiffness gone.
On the darker turn that the post took ... you could die tomorrow. Any bed you sleep in might be your death bed
What mattress was it?
And I agree about any bed could be a deathbed. We never know what’s around the corner."
It is an emma mattress. I'm a very large man and I was dubious that it would work but it really has.
They often have promotion where you can get up to 40% off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i’m sure you are recommended to replace a mattress every7/8 years something like that so not sure why they would even bother guaranteeing for 25
i’m due a new one too but really dont want to buy without getting into a shop to lay down on them first |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got a new mattress last November and it had a dramatic effect on my life.
15 years of chronic pain and stiffness gone.
On the darker turn that the post took ... you could die tomorrow. Any bed you sleep in might be your death bed"
So far, I've only owned my existing mattress for 10 years and I'm already getting pain from the springs showing through.
Yes, it also came with a 25 year guarantee, but that apparently doesn't include fair wear and tear such as the soft foam topping failing and allowing the springs underneath to show through. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"i’m sure you are recommended to replace a mattress every7/8 years something like that so not sure why they would even bother guaranteeing for 25
i’m due a new one too but really dont want to buy without getting into a shop to lay down on them first"
I do think it would be quite funny to walk into a bed shop and ask if I could lay down on one of their mattresses which was at least 10 years old, had been squirted on every weekend, had seen a weekly gang bang and 5 threesomes, not to mention the sleep time farts.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The 25 year guarantee is bogus. It's just to make you feel comfortable parting your money.
Do yourself a favour and get a new one.
Mine came with a 200 day no quibble return. If I want to return it for any reason I can and they will pay for it to be collected.
But I wont be returning mine. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"I got a new mattress last November and it had a dramatic effect on my life.
15 years of chronic pain and stiffness gone.
On the darker turn that the post took ... you could die tomorrow. Any bed you sleep in might be your death bed
What mattress was it?
And I agree about any bed could be a deathbed. We never know what’s around the corner.
It is an emma mattress. I'm a very large man and I was dubious that it would work but it really has.
They often have promotion where you can get up to 40% off"
Interesting - thank you!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I got a new mattress last November and it had a dramatic effect on my life.
15 years of chronic pain and stiffness gone.
On the darker turn that the post took ... you could die tomorrow. Any bed you sleep in might be your death bed
What mattress was it?
And I agree about any bed could be a deathbed. We never know what’s around the corner.
It is an emma mattress. I'm a very large man and I was dubious that it would work but it really has.
They often have promotion where you can get up to 40% off
Interesting - thank you! "
Any other questions feel free to ask. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I got a new mattress last November and it had a dramatic effect on my life.
15 years of chronic pain and stiffness gone.
On the darker turn that the post took ... you could die tomorrow. Any bed you sleep in might be your death bed
What mattress was it?
And I agree about any bed could be a deathbed. We never know what’s around the corner.
It is an emma mattress. I'm a very large man and I was dubious that it would work but it really has.
They often have promotion where you can get up to 40% off
Interesting - thank you! "
It was not an Emma mattress, it was an Ikea mattress. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aw don't think like that! You buy a mattress whenever you want and fuck the guarantee.  "
If I had a guaranteed fuck on my mattress, then I would fuck it, guaranteed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aw don't think like that! You buy a mattress whenever you want and fuck the guarantee.
If I had a guaranteed fuck on my mattress, then I would fuck it, guaranteed. "
Wellz you could always make a hole in your mattress and fill it with apple sauce and when you're horny just stick your dick in and call her Crumble while you fuck her.
It's a good excuse to buy a new mattress once she's completely solidified. |
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