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Which is more satisfying?
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over a year ago
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Sex or baked goods?
I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.
Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does 
Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away! 
Should i get help?
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Now if there is a 5 hour tantric playtime on offer or a baked new York cheesecake drizzled with honey...
I'll take the playtime
If its just sex then cheesecake all the way, a woman's gotta have priorities  |
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Sex without question, but I do reserve the right to apply interject any homemade baked goods to the mix at any point, especially some carrot cake and cream cheese icing |
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"Depends on the baked goods and sexual partner
True, I'd pick you over tea and scones but a lemon drizzle cake tips the scale back towards baked goods  "
I always wondered where I sat on the baked goods/naked goods scale. It’s good to know it’s somewhere between a scone and lemon drizzle! |
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"Depends on the baked goods and sexual partner
True, I'd pick you over tea and scones but a lemon drizzle cake tips the scale back towards baked goods
I always wondered where I sat on the baked goods/naked goods scale. It’s good to know it’s somewhere between a scone and lemon drizzle! "
Always pleased to assist a young lady with the correct calibration of her self-image  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex or baked goods?
I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.
Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does
Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away!
Should i get help?
What say you fabulous fabbers? "
Where are the baked goods and where are they from?
If they are from Greggs, I'd rather go to pound bakery next door.
If they are croissants or pain au chocolat, I'd rather they be from a local French / Belgian bakery.
Exceptions may be made for those rather scrummy 7 Day Croissants which seem to be making their way from Slovenia to the UK. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex or baked goods?
I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.
Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does
Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away!
Should i get help?
What say you fabulous fabbers? "
Doh!
I just thought of this -
Can't beat a good old.....
Cream pie.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I gave up cake, I might get laid more!
Me and you both 
I'll take a look at the baked goods though "
Or heres an idea, if I had more sex, I might not want so much cake! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex or baked goods?
I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.
Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does
Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away!
Should i get help?
What say you fabulous fabbers? "
Divide the sticky bun, place the man meat in one half, close the bun and start nibbling |
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"Sex or baked goods?
I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.
Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does
Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away!
Should i get help?
What say you fabulous fabbers? "
If I had the option of joining in with an all-girl sex party (all-girl until I joined, that is), I'd remember that I could stop off at Greg's the way back, or get some before and keep them in the fridge for my return. Luke |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex or baked goods?
I like sex, i have it with myself and other people. Whats not to like about sex. Its fun etc but sometimes i prefer i fresh soft giant tea cake with butter.
Handling a thick throbbing shaft of man meat and appreciating all that gorgeous masculinity is wonderful but a sticky bun with sprinkles just really fills a hole more than the bloke does
Boobs! The epicness of boobs and the amazingness of the female form, wow but if i had to choose between an all girls sex party and 4 Greggs veggie pasties. I would allow the pastry to entice me away!
Should i get help?
What say you fabulous fabbers?
If I had the option of joining in with an all-girl sex party (all-girl until I joined, that is), I'd remember that I could stop off at Greg's the way back, or get some before and keep them in the fridge for my return. Luke "
Greggs are bad. By serving cold food to be eaten later, they are avoiding taxation. Why do you think the sausage rolls are stored in unheated glass cabinets and served in paper bags which are wrapped over? |
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