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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"ive lost my mojo...and still looking  "
I thought I had lost mine for while. I took it in for a tune up and it started to purr again. There will be a qualified mojo tuner somewhere on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mistress, she was a cruel but rewarding addiction.
She would tempt me at all hours and I would weaken and go to her.
We shared many times together, good, bad, happy and sad.
There came a point where we had to go our seperate ways, it was a painful and emotional choice but we agreed it could be no more.
Farewell mistress, although I see you most everywhere I go I cannot feel bitter towards you and wish you well.
Farewell my beautiful alcohol.
A love now long lost.
Found, a new passion for life.....and more time for wanking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Usually when you lose something you always find it in the last place you look.
I always look there first, hence I don't lose anything.  "
altho ........... we haven't seen your dinosaur for quite a long time |
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"Usually when you lose something you always find it in the last place you look.
I always look there first, hence I don't lose anything.
altho ........... we haven't seen your dinosaur for quite a long time "
I have been on sabbatical with my dinosaur but normal service is now resumed. Dinosaur/cock pics available on request.  |
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My hearing ......
Some rather large speakers.........
My neighbours .....
A rather nice ASBO
My freedom ....
A rather sexy prison guard....
My anal virginity ....
A rather enthusiastic cell mate.....
My fists as I knew them ...
Some fetching teeth knuckle dusters.....
Oh okay only the first one is true ..... the rest are the future....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I lost my balance I found yoga.
What have you lost and have gratefully found to replace or compensate for it?"
I lost my balance once and funnily enough I found gravity at the same time!   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When i hit rock bottom i found myself doing "Tai Chi" It's great the movements are lovely and slow and easy to follow. After an hour i found that i could face the world and it's problems head on !!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I lost my balance I found yoga.
What have you lost and have gratefully found to replace or compensate for it?
I lost my balance once and funnily enough I found gravity at the same time! "
I get that feeling when i have a drink !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When i hit rock bottom i found myself doing "Tai Chi" It's great the movements are lovely and slow and easy to follow. After an hour i found that i could face the world and it's problems head on !! "
Is that the one that looks like line dancing in slow motion ? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"When I lost my balance I found yoga.
What have you lost and have gratefully found to replace or compensate for it?
I lost my balance once and funnily enough I found gravity at the same time! "
Thanks for making me laugh - it was much needed.
Gravity: So did I the first time, when the road smacked me in the face. Thankfully, I also found that the driver heading towards my prone body had good brakes. So, not such a grave situation in the end. |
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