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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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I was reading about the most deadly animals on the planet.. the croc has more jaw power than the Great White.. both grow to about 20 feet.. who would win a fight between the two and has it happened or been documented ? |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Aww, salties! 
We even have cutesy names for them Down Under 
Are they as fearsome as they say...
No, they're like cute kitty cats. They're often kept as pets 
They can stay in the NT  "
NT? North Tropics ? |
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"I would love to see the contest but would not want to be the skin cover filming it.. would love Richard Attenborough commentating on it
Richard Attenborough?! He's dead....
His brother then "
How do you know you want to hear the other Attenborough if you don't know who he is?!  |
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"Aww, salties!
We even have cutesy names for them Down Under
Are they as fearsome as they say...
No, they're like cute kitty cats. They're often kept as pets
They can stay in the NT
NT? North Tropics ?"
Northern Territory. Apologies. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Aww, salties!
We even have cutesy names for them Down Under
Are they as fearsome as they say...
No, they're like cute kitty cats. They're often kept as pets
They can stay in the NT
NT? North Tropics ?
Northern Territory. Apologies. "
They are the most fearsome beast in Australia.
Taipan snake scarey but would rather face that snake than a saltie |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"I would love to see the contest but would not want to be the skin cover filming it.. would love Richard Attenborough commentating on it
Richard Attenborough?! He's dead....
His brother then
How do you know you want to hear the other Attenborough if you don't know who he is?! "
The old guy who does the commentary on the jungles ..
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"I would love to see the contest but would not want to be the skin cover filming it.. would love Richard Attenborough commentating on it
Richard Attenborough?! He's dead....
His brother then
How do you know you want to hear the other Attenborough if you don't know who he is?!
The old guy who does the commentary on the jungles ..
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But you can't name him?! Super Fan No.1 obviously |
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I think it would depend on water depth.
In deep water the shark would win hands down. In shallow water I imagine the Croc would win.
The real question is if they teamed up would they manage to beat an Orca? My money would still be on the Orca |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"I would love to see the contest but would not want to be the skin cover filming it.. would love Richard Attenborough commentating on it
Richard Attenborough?! He's dead....
His brother then
How do you know you want to hear the other Attenborough if you don't know who he is?!
The old guy who does the commentary on the jungles ..
But you can't name him?! Super Fan No.1 obviously "
Not superfan at all.. be had a good voice on the nature programmes.. I am sorry he passed away...they named a boat after him. |
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over a year ago
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"I was reading about the most deadly animals on the planet.. the croc has more jaw power than the Great White.. both grow to about 20 feet.. who would win a fight between the two and has it happened or been documented ?"
Chuck norris beats both these with his tooth pick |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"I think it would depend on water depth.
In deep water the shark would win hands down. In shallow water I imagine the Croc would win.
The real question is if they teamed up would they manage to beat an Orca? My money would still be on the Orca"
I am with you.. shallow water the croc and deep water the shark.. are there any reported battles between the two.. |
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"I would love to see the contest but would not want to be the skin cover filming it.. would love Richard Attenborough commentating on it
Richard Attenborough?! He's dead....
His brother then
How do you know you want to hear the other Attenborough if you don't know who he is?!
The old guy who does the commentary on the jungles ..
But you can't name him?! Super Fan No.1 obviously
Not superfan at all.. be had a good voice on the nature programmes.. I am sorry he passed away...they named a boat after him."
*Insert Facepalm emoji* |
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"Aww, salties!
We even have cutesy names for them Down Under
Are they as fearsome as they say...
No, they're like cute kitty cats. They're often kept as pets
They can stay in the NT
NT? North Tropics ?
Northern Territory. Apologies.
They are the most fearsome beast in Australia.
Taipan snake scarey but would rather face that snake than a saltie"
I'd probably say that was Jacqui Lambie, or perhaps Abbott in budgie smugglers.
Or perhaps Howard shuffling in his trackie dacks along Burley Griffin. |
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I would love to see the contest but would not want to be the skin cover filming it.. would love Richard Attenborough commentating on it
Richard Attenborough?! He's dead....
His brother then
How do you know you want to hear the other Attenborough if you don't know who he is?!
The old guy who does the commentary on the jungles ..
But you can't name him?! Super Fan No.1 obviously
Not superfan at all.. be had a good voice on the nature programmes.. I am sorry he passed away...they named a boat after him."
David Attenborough is very much alive  |
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"I would love to see the contest but would not want to be the skin cover filming it.. would love Richard Attenborough commentating on it
Richard Attenborough?! He's dead....
His brother then
How do you know you want to hear the other Attenborough if you don't know who he is?!
The old guy who does the commentary on the jungles ..
But you can't name him?! Super Fan No.1 obviously
Not superfan at all.. be had a good voice on the nature programmes.. I am sorry he passed away...they named a boat after him.
David Attenborough is very much alive "
He is. But Richard Attenborough is not (to whom Tom referred earlier).... |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"I would love to see the contest but would not want to be the skin cover filming it.. would love Richard Attenborough commentating on it
He was slaughtered in the press today for his irresponsible reporting on the Blue Planet.. and to be fair.. they faked a few scenes
Richard Attenborough?! He's dead....
His brother then
How do you know you want to hear the other Attenborough if you don't know who he is?!
The old guy who does the commentary on the jungles ..
But you can't name him?! Super Fan No.1 obviously
Not superfan at all.. be had a good voice on the nature programmes.. I am sorry he passed away...they named a boat after him.
*Insert Facepalm emoji*"
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By *edeWoman
over a year ago
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"I would love to see the contest but would not want to be the skin cover filming it.. would love Richard Attenborough commentating on it
Richard Attenborough?! He's dead....
His brother then
How do you know you want to hear the other Attenborough if you don't know who he is?!
The old guy who does the commentary on the jungles ..
But you can't name him?! Super Fan No.1 obviously
Not superfan at all.. be had a good voice on the nature programmes.. I am sorry he passed away...they named a boat after him.
David Attenborough is very much alive
He is. But Richard Attenborough is not (to whom Tom referred earlier)...."
I know but thats obviously who he was meaning and he thought he had died also. |
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"Some bugger said he was dead..
Not funny in the slightest
No its not, I've seen it 'jokingly' put on threads on social media several times!"
I'm the world's biggest David Attenborough fan! But it wasn't David referred to and seeing as Richard was an actor, could have been the person Tom wished to see. That's all. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Some bugger said he was dead..
Not funny in the slightest
No its not, I've seen it 'jokingly' put on threads on social media several times!
I'm the world's biggest David Attenborough fan! But it wasn't David referred to and seeing as Richard was an actor, could have been the person Tom wished to see. That's all."
Were they related ? |
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"Some bugger said he was dead..
Not funny in the slightest
No its not, I've seen it 'jokingly' put on threads on social media several times!
I'm the world's biggest David Attenborough fan! But it wasn't David referred to and seeing as Richard was an actor, could have been the person Tom wished to see. That's all.
Were they related ?"
Brothers. |
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"This is like a Kong vs Godzilla question "
Godzilla wins, no question. Kong is big, strong, fierce. But Godzilla has got radioactive breath, Kong would be toast before he could get near big G.
It's like, Superman versus the Hulk? On pure strength, Hulk could probably take Supes. But Kal-El has got super vision, X-ray vision and heat vision. He could telescopically find Hulk from ten miles away, even through walls, and then fry him before Hulk could start to move... |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Some bugger said he was dead..
Not funny in the slightest
No its not, I've seen it 'jokingly' put on threads on social media several times!
I'm the world's biggest David Attenborough fan! But it wasn't David referred to and seeing as Richard was an actor, could have been the person Tom wished to see. That's all.
Were they related ?
Brothers."
Which one is dead... |
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"Some bugger said he was dead..
Not funny in the slightest
No its not, I've seen it 'jokingly' put on threads on social media several times!
I'm the world's biggest David Attenborough fan! But it wasn't David referred to and seeing as Richard was an actor, could have been the person Tom wished to see. That's all.
Were they related ?
Brothers.
Which one is dead..."
Richard. |
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"This is like a Kong vs Godzilla question
Godzilla wins, no question. Kong is big, strong, fierce. But Godzilla has got radioactive breath, Kong would be toast before he could get near big G.
It's like, Superman versus the Hulk? On pure strength, Hulk could probably take Supes. But Kal-El has got super vision, X-ray vision and heat vision. He could telescopically find Hulk from ten miles away, even through walls, and then fry him before Hulk could start to move..."
It depends on if the Hulk is vaccinated. Better consult VAERS. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Some bugger said he was dead..
Not funny in the slightest
No its not, I've seen it 'jokingly' put on threads on social media several times!
I'm the world's biggest David Attenborough fan! But it wasn't David referred to and seeing as Richard was an actor, could have been the person Tom wished to see. That's all.
Were they related ?
Yes, Richard was an actor and director. He passed away several years ago. David, the naturalist to whom you are referring, is the younger brother. He is very much alive."
That's the one I meant.. slaughtered in the press today for irresponsible reporting |
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over a year ago
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After realizing my dream and diving with Great White Sharks last March I have to vote Great Whites 
Google Deep Blue and Ocean Ramsey ro get a sense of size and the majesty of them.
But... Salty Crocs rule to.
KJ |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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After realizing my dream and diving with Great White Sharks last March I have to vote Great Whites
Google Deep Blue and Ocean Ramsey ro get a sense of size and the majesty of them.
But... Salty Crocs rule to.
KJ"
Both evil buggers.. |
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"This is like a Kong vs Godzilla question
Godzilla wins, no question. Kong is big, strong, fierce. But Godzilla has got radioactive breath, Kong would be toast before he could get near big G.
It's like, Superman versus the Hulk? On pure strength, Hulk could probably take Supes. But Kal-El has got super vision, X-ray vision and heat vision. He could telescopically find Hulk from ten miles away, even through walls, and then fry him before Hulk could start to move...
It depends on if the Hulk is vaccinated. Better consult VAERS."
Actually yes, something I hadn't thought about is that Superman is an alien so wouldn't have natural immunity against earth diseases. Unless he gets himself vaccinated, all Hulk has to do is cough on Superman a couple of times then wait for the germs to do their stuff... |
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"The Discovery Channel did make a programme about this very subject and had these two beasts in a mock battle based on their abilities and statistics.
Who won..?"
I’m afraid I don’t recall. Sorry. |
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"Some bugger said he was dead..
Not funny in the slightest
No its not, I've seen it 'jokingly' put on threads on social media several times!
I'm the world's biggest David Attenborough fan! But it wasn't David referred to and seeing as Richard was an actor, could have been the person Tom wished to see. That's all.
Were they related ?
Yes, Richard was an actor and director. He passed away several years ago. David, the naturalist to whom you are referring, is the younger brother. He is very much alive.
That's the one I meant.. slaughtered in the press today for irresponsible reporting "
Which press?! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Some bugger said he was dead..
Not funny in the slightest
No its not, I've seen it 'jokingly' put on threads on social media several times!
I'm the world's biggest David Attenborough fan! But it wasn't David referred to and seeing as Richard was an actor, could have been the person Tom wished to see. That's all.
Were they related ?
Yes, Richard was an actor and director. He passed away several years ago. David, the naturalist to whom you are referring, is the younger brother. He is very much alive.
That's the one I meant.. slaughtered in the press today for irresponsible reporting
Which press?! "
The Independent online.. he got slaughtered although it's only one journalists opinion.. |
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"Some bugger said he was dead..
Not funny in the slightest
No its not, I've seen it 'jokingly' put on threads on social media several times!
I'm the world's biggest David Attenborough fan! But it wasn't David referred to and seeing as Richard was an actor, could have been the person Tom wished to see. That's all.
Were they related ?
Yes, Richard was an actor and director. He passed away several years ago. David, the naturalist to whom you are referring, is the younger brother. He is very much alive.
That's the one I meant.. slaughtered in the press today for irresponsible reporting
Which press?!
The Independent online.. he got slaughtered although it's only one journalists opinion.. "
Nope, still can't find it... |
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"This is like a Kong vs Godzilla question
Godzilla wins, no question. Kong is big, strong, fierce. But Godzilla has got radioactive breath, Kong would be toast before he could get near big G.
It's like, Superman versus the Hulk? On pure strength, Hulk could probably take Supes. But Kal-El has got super vision, X-ray vision and heat vision. He could telescopically find Hulk from ten miles away, even through walls, and then fry him before Hulk could start to move...
It depends on if the Hulk is vaccinated. Better consult VAERS.
Actually yes, something I hadn't thought about is that Superman is an alien so wouldn't have natural immunity against earth diseases. Unless he gets himself vaccinated, all Hulk has to do is cough on Superman a couple of times then wait for the germs to do their stuff..."
Surely the Hulk can clone himself by brainwashing people into being vaccinated. VAERS said vaccines can turn you into the Incredible Hulk.
Superman, alien immunology to one side, can't stand a chance against Gates' magnificent depopul... err vaccination program. Hulk all the way. The power of vaccines! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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"Some bugger said he was dead..
Not funny in the slightest
No its not, I've seen it 'jokingly' put on threads on social media several times!
I'm the world's biggest David Attenborough fan! But it wasn't David referred to and seeing as Richard was an actor, could have been the person Tom wished to see. That's all.
Were they related ?
Yes, Richard was an actor and director. He passed away several years ago. David, the naturalist to whom you are referring, is the younger brother. He is very much alive.
That's the one I meant.. slaughtered in the press today for irresponsible reporting
Which press?!
The Independent online.. he got slaughtered although it's only one journalists opinion..
Nope, still can't find it..."
Will find.. |
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After realizing my dream and diving with Great White Sharks last March I have to vote Great Whites
Google Deep Blue and Ocean Ramsey ro get a sense of size and the majesty of them.
But... Salty Crocs rule to.
KJ
Both evil buggers.. "
Many many divers have free dived (no cage) with Deep Blue (she's the size of a mini submarine I wish we could out pictures on the forum). She has never once attacked a human. She seems to enjoy the company allowing divers to swim with her and hold on to her fin to ride along.
Sharks don't just mindlessly attack they are cautious and very measured. Most attacks are light exploration bites (they don't have hands to touch with) that's why many humans about 2/3 survive an attack.
Bees kills far more people worldwide every year than sharks do. Yet we kill millions of shark a year for shark fin soup. It takes a great white shark longer than your average human to reach sexual maturity and the only have a few young per pregnancy which takes 18 months. Its doesn't take a genius to work out if we don't change soon we will rob our children of them.
Salt Crocs are amazing but behavowise that are far more instinct driven. You enter the killzone they jaws will snap shut on you.
KJ |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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After realizing my dream and diving with Great White Sharks last March I have to vote Great Whites
Google Deep Blue and Ocean Ramsey ro get a sense of size and the majesty of them.
But... Salty Crocs rule to.
KJ
Both evil buggers..
Many many divers have free dived (no cage) with Deep Blue (she's the size of a mini submarine I wish we could out pictures on the forum). She has never once attacked a human. She seems to enjoy the company allowing divers to swim with her and hold on to her fin to ride along.
Sharks don't just mindlessly attack they are cautious and very measured. Most attacks are light exploration bites (they don't have hands to touch with) that's why many humans about 2/3 survive an attack.
Bees kills far more people worldwide every year than sharks do. Yet we kill millions of shark a year for shark fin soup. It takes a great white shark longer than your average human to reach sexual maturity and the only have a few young per pregnancy which takes 18 months. Its doesn't take a genius to work out if we don't change soon we will rob our children of them.
Salt Crocs are amazing but behavowise that are far more instinct driven. You enter the killzone they jaws will snap shut on you.
KJ"
I have seen pictures of these gentle exploratory bites..
Aka biting through a surfboard and sadly the surfers themselves |
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"The Discovery Channel did make a programme about this very subject and had these two beasts in a mock battle based on their abilities and statistics.
Who won..?
I’m afraid I don’t recall. Sorry. "
Looked up the episode. The Great White won.
The programme was called Animal Face-off. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
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So in theory the shark would win.. fair play...I will try and find that episode..
Both creatures are do blooming evil.. the devil shark and the devil croc.. show no mercy those cunning buggers.. |
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