"To wrap an Easter egg back up after you've eaten a piece of it?  "
Is this someone else's that you've pinched some off and you don't want them to know?
If not, smash the fuck out of it, stack the bits on the foil and wrap. Easy.  |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
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"To wrap an Easter egg back up after you've eaten a piece of it?
Is this someone else's that you've pinched some off and you don't want them to know?
If not, smash the fuck out of it, stack the bits on the foil and wrap. Easy. "
This is actually a very good idea, thank you 
Also, I'm no egg stealer  |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
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"To wrap an Easter egg back up after you've eaten a piece of it?
I live in Derby OP, and nobody bought me an Easter Egg 
Bring it round here and let's smother each other in chocolate  "
Awww... I can buy you some discounted ones tomorrow.
You can do the smothering yourself though  |
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"To wrap an Easter egg back up after you've eaten a piece of it?
I live in Derby OP, and nobody bought me an Easter Egg
Bring it round here and let's smother each other in chocolate
Awww... I can buy you some discounted ones tomorrow.
You can do the smothering yourself though "
I did once eat a Creme Egg out of an ex g/f's pussy, 'twas an experience that I'll never forget |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
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"I know it’s ridiculous! It fits the whole egg, how is it when the egg is smalller because you’ve eaten some, the foil suddenly stops fitting!
One of life’s mysteries
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Hopefully one day, scientists can finally make themselves useful and figure it out  |
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By *oeBeans OP Man
over a year ago
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"To wrap an Easter egg back up after you've eaten a piece of it?
I live in Derby OP, and nobody bought me an Easter Egg
Bring it round here and let's smother each other in chocolate
Awww... I can buy you some discounted ones tomorrow.
You can do the smothering yourself though
I did once eat a Creme Egg out of an ex g/f's pussy, 'twas an experience that I'll never forget "
You've got to be yolking me!  |
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"To wrap an Easter egg back up after you've eaten a piece of it?
I live in Derby OP, and nobody bought me an Easter Egg
Bring it round here and let's smother each other in chocolate
Awww... I can buy you some discounted ones tomorrow.
You can do the smothering yourself though
I did once eat a Creme Egg out of an ex g/f's pussy, 'twas an experience that I'll never forget
You've got to be yolking me! "
You need some Pun ishment for that reply |
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"I know it’s ridiculous! It fits the whole egg, how is it when the egg is smalller because you’ve eaten some, the foil suddenly stops fitting!
One of life’s mysteries
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It's a glitch in the matrix that causes the foil to shrink to save on processor and grafix card loading |
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