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So, after a discussion with Lord Erect of the Nocturnal in the wee early hours, I decided it would be a rather good (silly) idea to suggest objects to best encompass the essence of my fab friends.
I'd enjoy your suggestions - either for yourself, or one of your chums (No nasty ones, please)
I'll go first
A toilet seat with a pic of Erect Jim's face on it, as he has a proclivity for a sit down wee. I think many of you would enjoy sitting on his face.
I'd also offer one with his erect penis on it for those boys & girls who'd rather sit on his large cock, than his face.
#soldout
Over to you.....x
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"Oooh good idea!! I’d make an automatic pencil sharpener in the shape of Mr Mystiques bum that squeals every time you shove a pencil in 
That made me howl 
I'm mimicking the sound as I type  "
I’d have to buy a LOT of pencils |
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"Oooh good idea!! I’d make an automatic pencil sharpener in the shape of Mr Mystiques bum that squeals every time you shove a pencil in
That made me howl
I'm mimicking the sound as I type
I’d have to buy a LOT of pencils "
I once had one in the shape of a cat's bumhole. I think I'd like this one better |
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"Clitoris door chime  "
Classic! In all seriousness, I need one of these. Maybe then the delivery guys would actually USE it instead of just showings card through my door!
Oh wait....d'ya they'd be able to find it? X |
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"Clitoris door chime
Classic! In all seriousness, I need one of these. Maybe then the delivery guys would actually USE it instead of just showings card through my door!
Oh wait....d'ya they'd be able to find it? X"
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"Clitoris door chime
Classic! In all seriousness, I need one of these. Maybe then the delivery guys would actually USE it instead of just showings card through my door!
Oh wait....d'ya they'd be able to find it? X
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it would only work some of the time...but when it does... DING-DONG !!!! |
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"Clitoris door chime
Classic! In all seriousness, I need one of these. Maybe then the delivery guys would actually USE it instead of just showings card through my door!
Oh wait....d'ya they'd be able to find it? X
it would only work some of the time...but when it does... DING-DONG !!!! "
Boom boom! |
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I apologise in advance for those who struggle to locate the ladies fun button
TwatNav
“You have arrived at your destination”
Or more likely “‘make a U turn when possible”
But whose voice should it be ?? |
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"I apologise in advance for those who struggle to locate the ladies fun button
TwatNav
“You have arrived at your destination”
Or more likely “‘make a U turn when possible”
But whose voice should it be ??"
Janette Krankie  |
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"I apologise in advance for those who struggle to locate the ladies fun button
TwatNav
“You have arrived at your destination”
Or more likely “‘make a U turn when possible”
But whose voice should it be ??
Janette Krankie "
You mean Nicola Sturgeon? |
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"I apologise in advance for those who struggle to locate the ladies fun button
TwatNav
“You have arrived at your destination”
Or more likely “‘make a U turn when possible”
But whose voice should it be ??
Janette Krankie
You mean Nicola Sturgeon? "
Same Thing |
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What about a swinger's door viewer.
When you look through it too see who's at the door it automatically filters swinger's from vanilla folk.
Vanilla appear as normal.
Swinger's are naked or is sexy outfits.
Ok it's not something that can actually work, but would certainly take the guesswork out of knowing if the carpet salesman ringing the doorbell would be up for an impromptu BJ should it be offered.
Or a track and trace style app/ see who's near style that let's you know if you have come into close contact with other swinger's maybe sounds as alarm or something much like the saucy doorbell does maybe a Kenneth Williams style " ohhhh matron"
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"What about a swinger's door viewer.
When you look through it too see who's at the door it automatically filters swinger's from vanilla folk.
Vanilla appear as normal.
Swinger's are naked or is sexy outfits.
Ok it's not something that can actually work, but would certainly take the guesswork out of knowing if the carpet salesman ringing the doorbell would be up for an impromptu BJ should it be offered.
Or a track and trace style app/ see who's near style that let's you know if you have come into close contact with other swinger's maybe sounds as alarm or something much like the saucy doorbell does maybe a Kenneth Williams style " ohhhh matron"
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Ooh cracking idea!
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"So, after a discussion with Lord Erect of the Nocturnal in the wee early hours, I decided it would be a rather good (silly) idea to suggest objects to best encompass the essence of my fab friends.
I'd enjoy your suggestions - either for yourself, or one of your chums (No nasty ones, please)
I'll go first
A toilet seat with a pic of Erect Jim's face on it, as he has a proclivity for a sit down wee. I think many of you would enjoy sitting on his face.
I'd also offer one with his erect penis on it for those boys & girls who'd rather sit on his large cock, than his face.
#soldout
Over to you.....x
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Erm my friend wants to know when these are back in stock  |
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"So, after a discussion with Lord Erect of the Nocturnal in the wee early hours, I decided it would be a rather good (silly) idea to suggest objects to best encompass the essence of my fab friends.
I'd enjoy your suggestions - either for yourself, or one of your chums (No nasty ones, please)
I'll go first
A toilet seat with a pic of Erect Jim's face on it, as he has a proclivity for a sit down wee. I think many of you would enjoy sitting on his face.
I'd also offer one with his erect penis on it for those boys & girls who'd rather sit on his large cock, than his face.
#soldout
Over to you.....x
Erm my friend wants to know when these are back in stock "
I'm sure if you ask Jim nicely he'll let you sit on his |
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"Oh for my best fab friend it'll be a bacon sandwich. Its hilarious if you know the reasoning behind it and who they are. "
I'm glad your husband thinks you're funny. |
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