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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Some woo with words of romance, some split your sides with laughter, while others might even seduce you via your stomach. Question is what’s the way that works on you the most? |
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Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do.
Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do.
Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. "
I can do the reversing thing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.
It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention. 
You know who that sounds just like ??  "
Thor?  |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do.
Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go.
I can do the reversing thing "
I take it this is the hand on the back of the passenger headrest, and look out of the rear window revesing trick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot!  "
Any extra points for bottle of port on top? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot!
Any extra points for bottle of port on top? "
Oh most definitely |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do.
Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go.
I can do the reversing thing
I take it this is the hand on the back of the passenger headrest, and look out of the rear window revesing trick"
Yep, sleeves rolled up, air of Nonchalance |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.
It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.
You know who that sounds just like ??
Thor?
 ppffftt "
Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just ask if I am dropping my knickers you know I am very classy that way lol  
You wear knickers? "
Emmm sort off they more like ankle warmers at this point ha ha |
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.
It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.
You know who that sounds just like ??
Thor?
ppffftt
Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys "
Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman |
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By *X2019Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do.
Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go.
I can do the reversing thing
I take it this is the hand on the back of the passenger headrest, and look out of the rear window revesing trick
Yep, sleeves rolled up, air of Nonchalance"
If you know, you know lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If he's holding a huge lump of cheese,(has to be strong, none of this mild shite), box of crackers and some chutney and I'm there like a shot! "
Are seeded crackers okay, and real butter? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.
It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.
You know who that sounds just like ??
Thor?
ppffftt
Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys
Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman "
OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this.
Are you blue eyed?"
Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this.
Are you blue eyed?
Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts."
I’m down for blue eyes. But not sure what I do is singing. Can send u a recording when I am at shower   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this.
Are you blue eyed?
Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts.
I’m down for blue eyes. But not sure what I do is singing. Can send u a recording when I am at shower "
Are you Giles??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Be Giles from Buffy in the episode where he sings Behind Blue Eyes. I cannot compromise on this.
Are you blue eyed?
Yes, not that it's relevant. It's the being Giles and singing that counts.
I’m down for blue eyes. But not sure what I do is singing. Can send u a recording when I am at shower
Are you Giles?? "
I just need to buy specs then I’m Giles |
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.
It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.
You know who that sounds just like ??
Thor?
ppffftt
Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys
Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman
OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first "
I get sloppy seconds then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.
It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.
You know who that sounds just like ??
Thor?
ppffftt
Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys
Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman
OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first
I get sloppy seconds then "
Think of it as a gift to me, to have him first |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do.
Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. "
... This made me laugh!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sincerity and humour.
Failing that, a big bar of dairy milk.
I have a big bar of dairy milk.... "
Ohhh behave you! You don't need chocolate to seduce me |
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"Cake. Will fuck for cake 
I have Easter cake with chocolate eggs on top ! Where and when .... I’m setting off
Can I watch you lick it?"
You can watch me lick something can’t promise it’s a cake that I’m gonna lick when I see you |
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"Intelligent, funny and cheeky glint in his eye doesn't go amiss.
It's always the cheeky ones who catch my attention.
You know who that sounds just like ??
Thor?
ppffftt
Oh come now. The man is hot you know you'd have him. And no, I'm not sharing, I don't share my toys
Too fuckin right I would. I would share though, I'm a gentleman
OK, sharesies it is, but I want him first
I get sloppy seconds then
Think of it as a gift to me, to have him first "
I'll wrap a bow on him for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ideally they will be tall, dark, handsome with a dreamy smile, kind eyes, broad shoulders and have a jawline that could cut glass. They will be be intelligent and hilarious with a fondness for animals. They will be an excellent driver with the ability to do that sexy reverse park thing guys do.
Failing all of that, they will have a pulse and I’m good to go. "
Well a pulse helps or its illegal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brings Wine
And cakes
Which are both now gone
Oh you beast
Yes correct
Unleash the beast yourself next time
Grrrr Roar Grunt "
Your house give me 30 mins |
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Well this may come as a surprise, but I've actually pulled in Morrison's on two occasions by running recipes past women as we looked at the same product at the same time. Now if I'm shopping, and I fancy someone, I wait for her to get to an appropriate aisle, and then strike up a conversation about the best way to cook the product. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Confidence, make me laugh, be polite, spark interesting conversation, and take control. If I also like the look of you then you'll have my clothes off in no time xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brings Wine
And cakes
Which are both now gone
Oh you beast
Yes correct
Unleash the beast yourself next time
Grrrr Roar Grunt
Your house give me 30 mins
Hell only need 5"
He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think..... |
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"Brings Wine
And cakes
Which are both now gone
Oh you beast
Yes correct
Unleash the beast yourself next time
Grrrr Roar Grunt
Your house give me 30 mins
Hell only need 5
He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think....."
Was it that long ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brings Wine
And cakes
Which are both now gone
Oh you beast
Yes correct
Unleash the beast yourself next time
Grrrr Roar Grunt
Your house give me 30 mins
Hell only need 5
He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think.....
Was it that long ?? "
I was trying to make you sound good... |
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"Brings Wine
And cakes
Which are both now gone
Oh you beast
Yes correct
Unleash the beast yourself next time
Grrrr Roar Grunt
Your house give me 30 mins
Hell only need 5
He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think.....
Was it that long ??
I was trying to make you sound good... "
Nobody saw I'm safe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Brings Wine
And cakes
Which are both now gone
Oh you beast
Yes correct
Unleash the beast yourself next time
Grrrr Roar Grunt
Your house give me 30 mins
Hell only need 5
He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think.....
Was it that long ??
I was trying to make you sound good...
Nobody saw I'm safe "
Secrets safe with me McNugget |
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"Brings Wine
And cakes
Which are both now gone
Oh you beast
Yes correct
Unleash the beast yourself next time
Grrrr Roar Grunt
Your house give me 30 mins
Hell only need 5
He was won over in 4 mins 23 seconds i think.....
Was it that long ??
I was trying to make you sound good...
Nobody saw I'm safe
Secrets safe with me McNugget "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Einstein probably couldn’t solve the puzzle for getting me into bed "
Steal your can of squirty cream and you'd have to get in the bed to get it back... |
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"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there "
Would my address help lol x |
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"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there
Would my address help lol x "
In your mankini ? you are to far away so you are exempt |
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"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there
Would my address help lol x
In your mankini ? you are to far away so you are exempt "
Would were it on our meet lol x |
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"Humour and some individuality is very much your golden ticket. I get asked all the time what’s my type, I don’t really have one but if you have them two things then you are almost there
Would my address help lol x
In your mankini ? you are to far away so you are exempt
Would were it on our meet lol x "
That definitely won’t be getting me into bed |
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