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... have an animal killed and had your entire skin swapped with theirs, for the rest of your life, which animal would you choose and why?
(of course, as many whole animals will be killed as necessary to cover your body. 1 Bison, 2 Pumas, 143 Shrews etc... Of course) |
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"... have an animal killed and had your entire skin swapped with theirs, for the rest of your life, which animal would you choose and why?
(of course, as many whole animals will be killed as necessary to cover your body. 1 Bison, 2 Pumas, 143 Shrews etc... Of course) "
Chinchillas!!! Have you felt how soft they are? Come to think of it, my hairy chest is soft anyway so it would be like for like.  |
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"... have an animal killed and had your entire skin swapped with theirs, for the rest of your life, which animal would you choose and why?
(of course, as many whole animals will be killed as necessary to cover your body. 1 Bison, 2 Pumas, 143 Shrews etc... Of course)
Chinchillas!!! Have you felt how soft they are? Come to think of it, my hairy chest is soft anyway so it would be like for like. "
Can you imagine how HOT they are? Never be able to comfortably go sunbathing again. Unless it's November. |
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"... have an animal killed and had your entire skin swapped with theirs, for the rest of your life, which animal would you choose and why?
(of course, as many whole animals will be killed as necessary to cover your body. 1 Bison, 2 Pumas, 143 Shrews etc... Of course)
Chinchillas!!! Have you felt how soft they are? Come to think of it, my hairy chest is soft anyway so it would be like for like.
Can you imagine how HOT they are? Never be able to comfortably go sunbathing again. Unless it's November. "
Take it you don’t have a beauty chest haha |
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"A dolphin.. Swimming with all the bikini clad women stroking me in warm waters "
You the the reality would more be that you just had strange grey leathery skin and people would look at you in weird ways in aldi... |
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over a year ago
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"A tiger
A regular Joe Exotic huh?
That’s funny it was a year since everyone was watching him 
brand new Louis Theroux doc was on last night."
I missed it! Was it any good? |
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over a year ago
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"An imaginary Rhino please.Imaginary skin isn't very good at holding spleens and kidneys in place."
A small price to pay instead of the life of a real Rhino. |
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over a year ago
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"A younger, hotter, female human 
Jeeze woman how much hotter do you want to be ?"
My next significant birthday will be my 60th..,,, ‘if I could turn back time’. I should write a song about that |
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"A younger, hotter, female human
Jeeze woman how much hotter do you want to be ?
My next significant birthday will be my 60th..,,, ‘if I could turn back time’. I should write a song about that "
Your next significant birthday is almost a decade away lol. Maybe then you might need to go buffalo bill but not yet |
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over a year ago
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Mosquito, then it'd possibly lower malaria cases? That's a lot of mozzies gone...
But, if a mozzie gets my skin that's a big fucking bitey thing.
Tricky. |
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