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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

doing right now...

I'm watching Dr Pimple Popper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just grabbing a quick coffee before I go back on the wards

Happy Easter x

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Sat in the garden enjoying the sun

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Watching Gold Rush and eating a Kit Kat*

*other chocolate bars are available

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Sat in bed being lazy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

drinking coffee

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By *ikesEmBigMan over a year ago

Herts

Wanking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still in bed perving as you do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just got up to have a brew. Yorkshire’s finest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tidying up before throwing in some gammon haha x

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Just grabbing a quick coffee before I go back on the wards

Happy Easter x"

Hope it's an tolerable day

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Sat in the garden enjoying the sun"

Nice

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Drinking coffee naked by the window so it feels like I’m sunbathing

No one can see in before anyone gets concerned I’m upsetting the neighbours. I’m already in their bad books because of the bin situation

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Trying to get to sleep

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Watching Gold Rush and eating a Kit Kat*

*other chocolate bars are available "

Dunking or munching

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Sat in bed being lazy"

Nice

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

"Sat in the garden enjoying the sun

Nice

Yep may get a tan....

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"drinking coffee

Px"

Any tea available P x

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Wanking

And typing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Drinking coffee naked by the window so it feels like I’m sunbathing

No one can see in before anyone gets concerned I’m upsetting the neighbours. I’m already in their bad books because of the bin situation "

I can see in, but am not complaining

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Still in bed perving as you do

Its a good pastime

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Replying to that thread. Hope it helps

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Just got up to have a brew. Yorkshire’s finest

2 sugars and milk please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Changing my nipple bars ha ha

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Tidying up before throwing in some gammon haha x"

Honey drizzled...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"drinking coffee

Any tea available P x"

Oh anything for you my love.. Chamomile,Jasmine, English Breakfast, Ginger, Earl Grey, Iced?

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Working x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman over a year ago

ashford

Eating toast going to cycle to daughters soon to sit in garden and see my lovely oldest granddaughter she is coming down! Not seen her since last summer! X

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

Just about to go for a shower

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Drinking coffee naked by the window so it feels like I’m sunbathing

No one can see in before anyone gets concerned I’m upsetting the neighbours. I’m already in their bad books because of the bin situation "

Watch those tan lines Jamie

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Trying to get to sleep"

Good luck

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By *iberty RedWoman over a year ago

Cheltenham

Waiting for my daughters to get ready so I can take them to their dads for the night...teenagers take soooo long getting ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Getting dressed to walk the dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sitting down drinking coffee and listening to the dog snoring

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Sat in the garden enjoying the sun

Nice

Yep may get a tan....

Have you lotion on...

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Replying to that thread. Hope it helps "

Massively you are so kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinking coffee cooking lamb move my ass shortly clean up

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Changing my nipple bars ha ha

Ooooh plain or fancy

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Sitting in the garden with the sun shining having a cuppa and going to mow the lawn soon

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"drinking coffee

Any tea available P x

Oh anything for you my love.. Chamomile,Jasmine, English Breakfast, Ginger, Earl Grey, Iced?

English breakfast please lovely

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

"Sat in the garden enjoying the sun

Nice

Yep may get a tan....

Have you lotion on..."

Olive oil so go a golden brown

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Sat in the garden doing Tesco shop but realised that I forgot to book a slot. Now contemplating what it’d be like not to eat until I have a slot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Drinking coffee and perving

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Working x"

Hope it goes quickly x

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Eating toast going to cycle to daughters soon to sit in garden and see my lovely oldest granddaughter she is coming down! Not seen her since last summer! X"

Thats so cute, I bet you are very excited

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Teaching my 5 year old nephew to ride his bike

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am in the bath

Her x

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Just about to go for a shower

What flavour shower gel

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

About to roll out of bed.

Then I'll have a wee, pop the kettle on and I think I'm gonna cut the grass today

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By *otmyrealname99Man over a year ago

Manchester

Walking the dog, where's the sun gone??

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Making a naked cuppa

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Waiting for my daughters to get ready so I can take them to their dads for the night...teenagers take soooo long getting ready

I don't envy you that part, but the free night sounds awesome

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Naked in bed, scrolling the forums

LvM

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Getting dressed to walk the dog

I miss that, have fun lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just getting ready to go for a walk. X

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Watching Top Gear on Netflix

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Changing my nipple bars ha ha

Ooooh plain or fancy"

Couldnt find any easter design ones so coloured bars im afraid

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

"About to roll out of bed.

Then I'll have a wee, pop the kettle on and I think I'm gonna cut the grass today "

Thought that said wee poop

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Sitting down drinking coffee and listening to the dog snoring "

Is it a plain snore or a snorty snore with legs running

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Drinking coffee cooking lamb move my ass shortly clean up

Oooh yum, what cut of lamb is it

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Sitting in the garden with the sun shining having a cuppa and going to mow the lawn soon

No mossies on attack mode today

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Sat in the garden enjoying the sun

Nice

Yep may get a tan....

Have you lotion on...

Olive oil so go a golden brown

Oh basting

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By *isAdventure69Woman over a year ago

Hampshire

I'm baking

Chouquettes , my favourites in the whole wide world

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Sat in the garden doing Tesco shop but realised that I forgot to book a slot. Now contemplating what it’d be like not to eat until I have a slot

I wish you luck in your food innovation

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Drinking coffee and perving "

A good past time

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Teaching my 5 year old nephew to ride his bike "

Oh wow I videoed mine doing it for the memory box

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"I am in the bath

Her x"

Now are those hands above the water line or below... x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"doing right now...

I'm watching Dr Pimple Popper

Oh god I watch that too . Have you seen the Tik Toc ones

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"About to roll out of bed.

Then I'll have a wee, pop the kettle on and I think I'm gonna cut the grass today "

Good luck, is it hillocks or smooth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Conjugating German verbs (not a euphemism).

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Walking the dog, where's the sun gone??"

I stole it

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Naked in bed, scrolling the forums

LvM"

Such a tease

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By *ucksguy2000Man over a year ago

aylesbury

Having a coffee, watching TV. Out on the bike later, Happy Easter to you all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just sat outside in the sunshine x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hungover and sat in the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"doing right now...

I'm watching Dr Pimple Popper

Sitting on my balcony with a strong coffee soaking up a little sun before the snow

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Just getting ready to go for a walk. X"

I can imagine you two doing that

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"About to roll out of bed.

Then I'll have a wee, pop the kettle on and I think I'm gonna cut the grass today

Good luck, is it hillocks or smooth "

Bouncy. There are a few victim holes (them buggers that look flat but you twist your bastard ankle if you put your foot in it)

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"doing right now...

I'm watching Dr Pimple Popper

I've usually got string stomach, but that's a nope from me

So to answer your question, I am sat in the sun whilst sipping a coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nursing a hangover

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sitting down drinking coffee and listening to the dog snoring

Is it a plain snore or a snorty snore with legs running

"
legs running so cute bless him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a cuppa & a quick bite to eat on my break whilst Mrs is at home alone sunning herself

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Watching Top Gear on Netflix

Thats good fun and informative, I miss the old top gear challenges

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"Just about to go for a shower

What flavour shower gel

Sweet Peony smells divine

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Changing my nipple bars ha ha

Ooooh plain or fancy

Couldnt find any easter design ones so coloured bars im afraid

Coloured is good

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By *elpful and caringMan over a year ago

Scarborough

Edging

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By *elpful and caringMan over a year ago

Scarborough

Doing the edges of the lawn. Edging.

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"I'm baking

Chouquettes , my favourites in the whole wide world

How many have you made

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By *oxic1998Woman over a year ago

Belfast

Coffee in hand watching Sunday brunch

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"doing right now...

I'm watching Dr Pimple Popper

Oh god I watch that too . Have you seen the Tik Toc ones

No I try to avoid tik toc, I spend too much time on here as it is

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Conjugating German verbs (not a euphemism)."

Your mind is awesome

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Having a coffee, watching TV. Out on the bike later, Happy Easter to you all"

Have a great time on the bike

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Just sat outside in the sunshine x"

Is your hat on

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Just had some bacon and eggs then going for a bike ride with my daughter later.

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Hungover and sat in the hot tub

Now I'm envious

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Prepping lunch

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I'm at work on my own and very bored

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"doing right now...

I'm watching Dr Pimple Popper

Sitting on my balcony with a strong coffee soaking up a little sun before the snow

Make the most of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just got out of the shower so drying hair then getting dressed.

Mrs KC

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"About to roll out of bed.

Then I'll have a wee, pop the kettle on and I think I'm gonna cut the grass today

Good luck, is it hillocks or smooth

Bouncy. There are a few victim holes (them buggers that look flat but you twist your bastard ankle if you put your foot in it) "

I can imagine your conversations with the mower

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"doing right now...

I'm watching Dr Pimple Popper

I've usually got string stomach, but that's a nope from me

So to answer your question, I am sat in the sun whilst sipping a coffee "

I love the squeeze part...

This is a popular past time today

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Nursing a hangover

Hope it's not too bad, food paracetamol and sleep can help

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"doing right now...

I'm watching Dr Pimple Popper

I've usually got string stomach, but that's a nope from me

So to answer your question, I am sat in the sun whilst sipping a coffee

I love the squeeze part...

This is a popular past time today

Who doesn't like a good squeeze

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Sitting down drinking coffee and listening to the dog snoring

Is it a plain snore or a snorty snore with legs running

legs running so cute bless him"

That is cute, imagining what they are dreaming of

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Having a cuppa & a quick bite to eat on my break whilst Mrs is at home alone sunning herself

Hope the day goes quick for you

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Just about to go for a shower

What flavour shower gel

Sweet Peony smells divine

Oh wow thats a nice one

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"About to roll out of bed.

Then I'll have a wee, pop the kettle on and I think I'm gonna cut the grass today

Good luck, is it hillocks or smooth

Bouncy. There are a few victim holes (them buggers that look flat but you twist your bastard ankle if you put your foot in it)

I can imagine your conversations with the mower

It's not pleasant. It's one with adjustable wheel height and at least 1 wheel flies off through sheer rumble bounces.

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Doing the edges of the lawn. Edging. "

Now I've pulled my mind out of the gutter, how is that going

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Coffee in hand watching Sunday brunch

Any good meals on today

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Just had some bacon and eggs then going for a bike ride with my daughter later."

How do you have your eggs

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Prepping lunch

Whats on the menu

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"I'm at work on my own and very bored

Oh no, hopefully you can occupy yourself and the day will fly by

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Just got out of the shower so drying hair then getting dressed.

Mrs KC"

How long does it take to dry your hair

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"drinking coffee

Any tea available P x"

I’ll have to check with Amana but if I am, then sure!

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"doing right now...

I'm watching Dr Pimple Popper

I've usually got string stomach, but that's a nope from me

So to answer your question, I am sat in the sun whilst sipping a coffee

I love the squeeze part...

This is a popular past time today

Who doesn't like a good squeeze

Depends if a cheesy pus cyst is going to pop out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just got out of the shower so drying hair then getting dressed.

Mrs KC

How long does it take to dry your hair"

Not long as I've fine baby soft hair unfortunately

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"About to roll out of bed.

Then I'll have a wee, pop the kettle on and I think I'm gonna cut the grass today

Good luck, is it hillocks or smooth

Bouncy. There are a few victim holes (them buggers that look flat but you twist your bastard ankle if you put your foot in it)

I can imagine your conversations with the mower

It's not pleasant. It's one with adjustable wheel height and at least 1 wheel flies off through sheer rumble bounces.

Does it stop and start and sucker punch your gut

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Pacing in the garden atm trying to sort my head out lol

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"drinking coffee

Any tea available P x

I’ll have to check with Amana but if I am, then sure! "

I see what you did there

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Just had some bacon and eggs then going for a bike ride with my daughter later.

How do you have your eggs"

Today we had them scrambled.

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Just got out of the shower so drying hair then getting dressed.

Mrs KC

How long does it take to dry your hair

Not long as I've fine baby soft hair unfortunately

Do you use products when drying it

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By *otmyrealname99Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Walking the dog, where's the sun gone??

I stole it

Thief! Give it back

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Pacing in the garden atm trying to sort my head out lol

Do you need a kick up the bum or a good shake x

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Just had some bacon and eggs then going for a bike ride with my daughter later.

How do you have your eggs

Today we had them scrambled."

Crispy bacon..

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Walking the dog, where's the sun gone??

I stole it

Thief! Give it back

Come and get it

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By *owhambamMan over a year ago

clacton

Just spoke to my eldest, coffee in one hand you in the other

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Sitting in the garden with the sun shining having a cuppa and going to mow the lawn soon

No mossies on attack mode today

Not yet today but they have been out over the last couple of days so later this evening I expect to get bitten but not the kind of bitten that I like so much

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

"About to roll out of bed.

Then I'll have a wee, pop the kettle on and I think I'm gonna cut the grass today

Good luck, is it hillocks or smooth

Bouncy. There are a few victim holes (them buggers that look flat but you twist your bastard ankle if you put your foot in it)

I can imagine your conversations with the mower

It's not pleasant. It's one with adjustable wheel height and at least 1 wheel flies off through sheer rumble bounces.

Does it stop and start and sucker punch your gut

It'll be going over next doors fence if it takes me for a muppet. I've just looked it in the eye and given it words.

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Just spoke to my eldest, coffee in one hand you in the other"

Hope you have a great day

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Sitting in the garden with the sun shining having a cuppa and going to mow the lawn soon

No mossies on attack mode today

Not yet today but they have been out over the last couple of days so later this evening I expect to get bitten but not the kind of bitten that I like so much

Its definitely a different kind of bite

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"About to roll out of bed.

Then I'll have a wee, pop the kettle on and I think I'm gonna cut the grass today

Good luck, is it hillocks or smooth

Bouncy. There are a few victim holes (them buggers that look flat but you twist your bastard ankle if you put your foot in it)

I can imagine your conversations with the mower

It's not pleasant. It's one with adjustable wheel height and at least 1 wheel flies off through sheer rumble bounces.

Does it stop and start and sucker punch your gut

It'll be going over next doors fence if it takes me for a muppet. I've just looked it in the eye and given it words."

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

May cut grass if can get out of chair as enjoying the sun to much.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a coffee and playing with my cock trying to decide what to do today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pacing in the garden atm trying to sort my head out lol

Was i that bad last night? Ha ha

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"Pacing in the garden atm trying to sort my head out lol

Was i that bad last night? Ha ha "

Is that even a question that needs a response?

Sorry, couldn’t resist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Doing bits of housework in between eating and staring at TV.

I'm slightly hungover

I have a friend coming for dinner later I need to get a grip

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"doing right now... "

I’m trying to discover a cure for COViD so we can all start meeting again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not doing anything interesting, just setting up new anti virus software.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pacing in the garden atm trying to sort my head out lol

Do you need a kick up the bum or a good shake x"

Both I think

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Pacing in the garden atm trying to sort my head out lol

Was i that bad last night? Ha ha "

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

Thinking about cutting the lawn, the actual garden grass not my pubes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m watching the Tour of Flanders, probably my favourite one day classic of the year.

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"May cut grass if can get out of chair as enjoying the sun to much....."

Thats a tricky one

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Having a coffee and playing with my cock trying to decide what to do today "

Lubed...

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By *r G888Man over a year ago

south Wales

In work doing fook all....I mean really busy in work!!

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Doing bits of housework in between eating and staring at TV.

I'm slightly hungover

I have a friend coming for dinner later I need to get a grip

I like the first part, the second not so much

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Not doing anything interesting, just setting up new anti virus software."

Good luck

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"doing right now...

I’m trying to discover a cure for COViD so we can all start meeting again

May the force be with you

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Pacing in the garden atm trying to sort my head out lol

Do you need a kick up the bum or a good shake x

Both I think

Hope you are ready

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a coffee and playing with my cock trying to decide what to do today

Lubed..."

A touch of baby oil, shaved earlier so cock and balls feel silky smooth

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Thinking about cutting the lawn, the actual garden grass not my pubes."

Will thinking evolve into actually doing...

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"I’m watching the Tour of Flanders, probably my favourite one day classic of the year."

My mind went immediately to the simpsons, but knowing you I'll save that google up for later

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"In work doing fook all....I mean really busy in work!!

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Having a coffee and playing with my cock trying to decide what to do today

Lubed...

A touch of baby oil, shaved earlier so cock and balls feel silky smooth "

The best way

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"doing right now...

I’m trying to discover a cure for COViD so we can all start meeting again

May the force be with you"

And also with you

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Been sleeping on and off all day, I feel like crap and can't seem to shake the exhaustion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eating toast +marmalade, drinking black coffee wondering what to do with myself today

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By *otmyrealname99Man over a year ago

Manchester

"Walking the dog, where's the sun gone??

I stole it

Thief! Give it back

Come and get it

I can share, I'm nice like that

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Watching the cycling and waiting for my washing to stop going round n round

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By *orthern StarsCouple over a year ago

Durham

Just sat having a coffee and eating some delicious Easter treats that I've just collected from a local tearoom.

I reckon I've earned them after doing a skip run with what feels like 10 years of rubbish I've sorted out.

Mrs

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I'm working. The client for the project I'm working on is in the middle east and their weekends are Friday and Saturday and I work to their timetable.

No bank Holidays for me.

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By *owhambamMan over a year ago

clacton

"Just spoke to my eldest, coffee in one hand you in the other

Hope you have a great day"

Thank you, Happy Easter to you too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking through threads on fab.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS over a year ago

Bedford

I`m about to do some filling on exterior wood work and patio and brick work.

Was going to do some flower planting but minus 1 tomorrow.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Im making stuff.

Not a lot, but stuff.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Watching the ducks being dicks

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

Lazy day in bed with my bf.

Windows open, sun shining, chocolate, brews and plenty of penis.

One very happy Lexi

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By *ablo minibar123Woman over a year ago

Trying to muster up enough energy to have a bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Topless sunbathing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lazy day in bed with my bf.

Windows open, sun shining, chocolate, brews and plenty of penis.

One very happy Lexi

Where is the envious emoji?

I want plenty of penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just fishing my bacon butty, about to head on a walk

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Prepping lunch

Whats on the menu "

We had Moroccan style lamb chops with grilled Moroccan style potatoes and carrots with steamed broccoli

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"Lazy day in bed with my bf.

Windows open, sun shining, chocolate, brews and plenty of penis.

One very happy Lexi

"
I'm glad Lexi is happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just got out of the shower so drying hair then getting dressed.

Mrs KC

How long does it take to dry your hair

Not long as I've fine baby soft hair unfortunately

Do you use products when drying it"

No I don't use anything as I don't like how products feel in my hair

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

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"Been sleeping on and off all day, I feel like crap and can't seem to shake the exhaustion."

I've got that, mines a cold from one the small people, tested negative for covid-19 so lots of fluid and bed rest

Hope you feel better soon Posh x

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By *hrista Bellend OP Woman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Eating toast +marmalade, drinking black coffee wondering what to do with myself today "

Hope you found something nice to do x

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