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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Hello Jim and Kinky and all who follow!

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

Darlings

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By *edeWoman  over a year ago

the abyss

Evening Jim et all

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hola!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West

Yoooooo. Hoooooo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Not first again

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Not first again "

And all is right with the world.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hello *waves* How is everybody?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Not first again

And all is right with the world. "

Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one!

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull

Good Evening Jim.

I am trying the multiple e's in evening, but my phone's new update won't allow it!

How has your day been?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one!"

Thank you Jim and hello everyone else!

Had a decent day today, pootling in the garden and horse riding were the order of today

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello Jim and Kinky and all who follow! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Happy Easter weekend! SmileyEasterface

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Darlings "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have a to go with your underwear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim et all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeede.

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London

Good evening brother Jim.....Happy Easter to you and everyone.....

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have a to go with your underwear."

Thank you it will be orange underwear next. I will make a rainbow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening jimbooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It doesn't look like it's time to get rid of the electric blanket yet. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Jamie your new underwear pic is absolutely gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening Mrs

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"Jamie your new underwear pic is absolutely gorgeous "

thank you KC. I’m blushing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hola!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mark. It's good to see you. How are you doing?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Jim.

Evening Perverts.

Bloody great Evening thank you dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yoooooo. Hoooooo

"

Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hola!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mark. It's good to see you. How are you doing?"

I'm good thanks mate - been given my first easter egg in I reckon 8 or 9 years!

How are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Not first again "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and 42, Wonko. Happy Saturday night.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello *waves* How is everybody? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. What's your favourite smell?

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By *amissCouple  over a year ago

chelmsford


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It doesn't look like it's time to get rid of the electric blanket yet. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly. "

Good evening Jim! No the electric blanket will be installed for a while yet! Molly's purring back at ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim.

I am trying the multiple e's in evening, but my phone's new update won't allow it!

How has your day been?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.

It's been pretty much the same as the previous three hundred and something days. How was your dayyyyyyyyyyy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one!

Thank you Jim and hello everyone else!

Had a decent day today, pootling in the garden and horse riding were the order of today "

Pootling and trotting, that'll do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening brother Jim.....Happy Easter to you and everyone..... "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brother Ash. What have you got?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hello *waves* How is everybody?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. What's your favourite smell?"

Hmmmmm that would have to be elderflowers in June.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one!

Thank you Jim and hello everyone else!

Had a decent day today, pootling in the garden and horse riding were the order of today

Pootling and trotting, that'll do."

And cantering I think I've persuaded No.1 Son to get back in the saddle and we're going on a long hack on the 12th. I've booked the day off work and everything! The Small One also enjoyed riding today. It's been a good day

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Jamie your new underwear pic is absolutely gorgeous

thank you KC. I’m blushing "

I speak the truth, lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Darlings

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Have a to go with your underwear.

Thank you it will be orange underwear next. I will make a rainbow "

That's an awesome underwear photo gallery idea.

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By *ENGUYMan  over a year ago

Hull


"Good Evening Jim.

I am trying the multiple e's in evening, but my phone's new update won't allow it!

How has your day been?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.

It's been pretty much the same as the previous three hundred and something days. How was your dayyyyyyyyyyy?"

I did some shopping today but spent rest of day quietly at home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening jimbooooooo "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, J&J. How was your Easter Saturday day?

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By *reemyspiritawakenmysoulWoman  over a year ago

coventry

Watching Mr Freddie Mercury crazy thing called love

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Evening Jim, evening all

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Watching Mr Freddie Mercury crazy thing called love "

I'm saving that for tomorrow. Absolutely bloody love Queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening Mrs "

Well good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Hella. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Mrs Hella.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening everyone! Hope you all are having a lovely Easter weekend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Evening Jim.

Evening Perverts.

Bloody great Evening thank you dude "

Evening perverts

... so I guess that’s a hello from me then

Hi Jim and everyone x

- excellent day today as he’s got the weekend off after a while working away - I may not survive

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Everyone say hello to Mrs Hella."

Hello Mrs Hella *waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim.

Evening Perverts.

Bloody great Evening thank you dude "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. I didn't ask how your evening is. But I'm pleased non the less to read that's it's a bloody great evening. Smileyface

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Everyone say hello to Mrs Hella."

Hello Mrs Hella.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Watching Mr Freddie Mercury crazy thing called love "

Spooky, I've been watching the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert on YouTube for the last hour. What is the Crazy Thing Called Love?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hola!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mark. It's good to see you. How are you doing?

I'm good thanks mate - been given my first easter egg in I reckon 8 or 9 years!

How are you?"

I'm alright.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Evening, all! I've just finished setting up Easter bunny trail, now the kids are finally asleep, and having a wee sit down with a cuppa and a browse of fab.

I see you attracted some massive knobs, Jim! Congratulations

Mrs kf x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


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Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It doesn't look like it's time to get rid of the electric blanket yet. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Molly.

Good evening Jim! No the electric blanket will be installed for a while yet! Molly's purring back at ya! "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Everyone say hello to Mrs Hella."

Hello, Mrs Hella! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hello *waves* How is everybody?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. What's your favourite smell?

Hmmmmm that would have to be elderflowers in June."

Bring on the elderflowers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one!

Thank you Jim and hello everyone else!

Had a decent day today, pootling in the garden and horse riding were the order of today

Pootling and trotting, that'll do.

And cantering I think I've persuaded No.1 Son to get back in the saddle and we're going on a long hack on the 12th. I've booked the day off work and everything! The Small One also enjoyed riding today. It's been a good day "

The small ¹ rode.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Everyone say hello to Mrs Hella."

Hellloooo Mrs Hella - lovely profile pics - you’ll have your mojo back in no time

Kate xx

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By *uriouscouple83Couple  over a year ago

Worcester

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

I see we are too late to achieve the coveted accolades of ¹st face, ²nd face or even ³rd face; we must try harder.

How’s it hanging Jim? Have you ditched the blanket?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good Evening Jim.

I am trying the multiple e's in evening, but my phone's new update won't allow it!

How has your day been?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain.

It's been pretty much the same as the previous three hundred and something days. How was your dayyyyyyyyyyy?

I did some shopping today but spent rest of day quietly at home. "

What was the best thing that you bought?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Everyone say hello to Mrs Hella."

Hello Mrs Hella

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Watching Mr Freddie Mercury crazy thing called love "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sapphire. That's champion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You look very springy.

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By *ot-AshMan  over a year ago

London


"Good evening brother Jim.....Happy Easter to you and everyone.....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brother Ash. What have you got?"

I have a resees easter egg....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good evening one and all

Jim did you have a successful dick of a day?

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You look very springy."

I'm feeling full of the joys of spring this evening.

One of my favourite people in the world has had a really good evening and it's made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening everyone! Hope you all are having a lovely Easter weekend "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, K1. I hope you're having the loveliest of lovely Easter weekends. SmileyEasterface

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim.

Evening Perverts.

Bloody great Evening thank you dude

Evening perverts

... so I guess that’s a hello from me then

Hi Jim and everyone x

- excellent day today as he’s got the weekend off after a while working away - I may not survive "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kate. That news is great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening, all! I've just finished setting up Easter bunny trail, now the kids are finally asleep, and having a wee sit down with a cuppa and a browse of fab.

I see you attracted some massive knobs, Jim! Congratulations

Mrs kf x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KF. Excellent mumming. I could do with a cup of tea.

Thank you. x

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

I see we are too late to achieve the coveted accolades of ¹st face, ²nd face or even ³rd face; we must try harder.

How’s it hanging Jim? Have you ditched the blanket? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, CC. It's very nice to see you. You're just slightly too late for a ¹face.

To the traditional left. Have I fuck. How are you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled "

its crazy up here - none left in the local supermarkets! I left it til last minute today so have bad uncle points in the morning

luckily a local place is doing easter egg cheesecakes (what a time to be alive!), so getting one delivered to the niece tomorrow.. hopefully back in the good books by tea time

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening brother Jim.....Happy Easter to you and everyone.....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brother Ash. What have you got?

I have a resees easter egg....

"

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Jim did you have a successful dick of a day? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. To be honest, yesterday was a better big dick day.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

its crazy up here - none left in the local supermarkets! I left it til last minute today so have bad uncle points in the morning

luckily a local place is doing easter egg cheesecakes (what a time to be alive!), so getting one delivered to the niece tomorrow.. hopefully back in the good books by tea time "

I would t worry about it. I heard Easter is cancelled.

But I hope your niece gets a cheesecake regardless of Easter being cancelled. And I hope a bunny delivers it to her

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Evening, all! I've just finished setting up Easter bunny trail, now the kids are finally asleep, and having a wee sit down with a cuppa and a browse of fab.

I see you attracted some massive knobs, Jim! Congratulations

Mrs kf x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KF. Excellent mumming. I could do with a cup of tea.

Thank you. x"

You have a seat, I'll get it. Milk? Sugar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim, evening all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. You look very springy.

I'm feeling full of the joys of spring this evening.

One of my favourite people in the world has had a really good evening and it's made me smile.

"

One for your friend and one for you.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled "

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled "

I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights! "

I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Yoooooo. Hoooooo

Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface"

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hi jim, today i have mostly been building bbqs

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights!

I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up "

Get me the manager

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening, all! I've just finished setting up Easter bunny trail, now the kids are finally asleep, and having a wee sit down with a cuppa and a browse of fab.

I see you attracted some massive knobs, Jim! Congratulations

Mrs kf x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs KF. Excellent mumming. I could do with a cup of tea.

Thank you. x

You have a seat, I'll get it. Milk? Sugar? "

Good glug of milk, no sugar.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

Jim. Mrs KF would like to see you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yoooooo. Hoooooo

Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim. "

How was your day today?

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By *affron40Woman  over a year ago

manchester

Evening Jim and all I’ve just been putting Bob the builder stickers on cream eggs with my stepdaughter ready for her mental Easter egg hunt for her dad... I’ve proper laughed tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi jim, today i have mostly been building bbqs "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dynamic. Nice work. All we need now is BBQ weather.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Jim. Mrs KF would like to see you. "

I saw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights!

I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up

Get me the manager"

How can I help you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. You're tonight's ¹st poster. Nice one!

Thank you Jim and hello everyone else!

Had a decent day today, pootling in the garden and horse riding were the order of today

Pootling and trotting, that'll do.

And cantering I think I've persuaded No.1 Son to get back in the saddle and we're going on a long hack on the 12th. I've booked the day off work and everything! The Small One also enjoyed riding today. It's been a good day

The small ¹ rode. "

She did. Her pony was called Lollipop and she had a jolly good time. She even held her reins properly to show me how she could do it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim and all I’ve just been putting Bob the builder stickers on cream eggs with my stepdaughter ready for her mental Easter egg hunt for her dad... I’ve proper laughed tonight "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Saff. Saff, that is absolutely delightful to read.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights!

I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up

Get me the manager

How can I help you?"

Hang on a minute, making a cuppa for some guy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one."

Jamie did not provide a forwarding address

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening Jimerooski!

Evening all!

It is now only 12 days til I get my hair cut. I'm having a little advent type countdown to this most momentous , and longed for, occasion

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x"

Na night. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Jim did you have a successful dick of a day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. To be honest, yesterday was a better big dick day."

Well it was Good Friday I guess

Have you seen the swan again?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening all.

I see we are too late to achieve the coveted accolades of ¹st face, ²nd face or even ³rd face; we must try harder.

How’s it hanging Jim? Have you ditched the blanket? "

Good evening, our saucy amigos!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x

Na night. x"

OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights!

I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up

Get me the manager

How can I help you?

Hang on a minute, making a cuppa for some guy"

I'll be here when you're ready.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one.

Jamie did not provide a forwarding address "

I think that's because she cancelled Easter.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple  over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights!

I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up

Get me the manager

How can I help you?

Hang on a minute, making a cuppa for some guy

I'll be here when you're ready."

Ah shit. We're out of milk. Which cheeky fucker finished the milk and put the empty bottle back in the fridge?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jimerooski!

Evening all!

It is now only 12 days til I get my hair cut. I'm having a little advent type countdown to this most momentous , and longed for, occasion "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Good evening one and all

Jim did you have a successful dick of a day?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Hope. To be honest, yesterday was a better big dick day.

Well it was Good Friday I guess

Have you seen the swan again? "

I've not been out since swan walk.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x

Na night. x

OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing? "

There is indeed a secret list

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening Jimerooski!

Evening all!

It is now only 12 days til I get my hair cut. I'm having a little advent type countdown to this most momentous , and longed for, occasion

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. "

I'll be able to show my face in public again. X

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one.

Jamie did not provide a forwarding address

I think that's because she cancelled Easter."

Ah. I had every intention of sending an too

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x

Na night. x

OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing? "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x

Na night. x

OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?

There is indeed a secret list "

ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Not the holy chocolate holiday of delights!

I’m sorry Mrs KF! I don’t make the rules up

Get me the manager

How can I help you?

Hang on a minute, making a cuppa for some guy

I'll be here when you're ready.

Ah shit. We're out of milk. Which cheeky fucker finished the milk and put the empty bottle back in the fridge?! "

Why would someone do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jimerooski!

Evening all!

It is now only 12 days til I get my hair cut. I'm having a little advent type countdown to this most momentous , and longed for, occasion

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red.

I'll be able to show my face in public again. X"

That's always good. x

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one.

Jamie did not provide a forwarding address

I think that's because she cancelled Easter.

Ah. I had every intention of sending an too "

Cancelling is much more my style. I like the chaos.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x

Na night. x

OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?

There is indeed a secret list

ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you "

I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have no Easter eggs. Easter is cancelled

I thought Mrs KC was going to send you one.

Jamie did not provide a forwarding address

I think that's because she cancelled Easter.

Ah. I had every intention of sending an too "

*Nods*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Jamie, if you want an I'll have one couriered down

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.

Can I have an Easter Egg KC? I didn't get any

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Eggless in Wirral. ^

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Can I have an Easter Egg KC? I didn't get any "

Send an approved list and we'll have to see what's on the selling off trolley on Monday! Everything is shut tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eggless in Wirral. ^"

sounds like a budget remake of the early 90s tom hanks film

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eggless in Wirral. ^

sounds like a budget remake of the early 90s tom hanks film "

I know.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Yoooooo. Hoooooo

Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim.

How was your day today?"

Visited family.

Made chocolate cake with peanut butter icing.

Rested on laurels for remainder.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Eggless in Wirral. ^

sounds like a budget remake of the early 90s tom hanks film "

It is also a euphemism for my menopausal self

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x

Na night. x

OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?

There is indeed a secret list

ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you

I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new."

I just looked at that list ... what the actual fuuuu** though (can’t remember the crying emoji)

I’ve been using as lick like omg I would totally liiiiick lol ... but on there it says it means razz? Razz is like puke where I come from

*wonders how many people I’ve puked on then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eggless in Wirral. ^

sounds like a budget remake of the early 90s tom hanks film

It is also a euphemism for my menopausal self "

I laughed way too hard at that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yoooooo. Hoooooo

Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim.

How was your day today?

Visited family.

Made chocolate cake with peanut butter icing.

Rested on laurels for remainder. "

That cake sounds delicious.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Eggless in Wirral. ^

sounds like a budget remake of the early 90s tom hanks film

It is also a euphemism for my menopausal self

I laughed way too hard at that "

I like it so much I'm putting it as my profile update

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eggless in Wirral. ^

sounds like a budget remake of the early 90s tom hanks film

It is also a euphemism for my menopausal self "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x

Na night. x

OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?

There is indeed a secret list

ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you

I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new.

I just looked at that list ... what the actual fuuuu** though (can’t remember the crying emoji)

I’ve been using as lick like omg I would totally liiiiick lol ... but on there it says it means razz? Razz is like puke where I come from

*wonders how many people I’ve puked on then "

Crying emoji

Puke is

I don't even know what razz means. Jim uses it for mega sticky-out tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Eggless in Wirral. ^

sounds like a budget remake of the early 90s tom hanks film

It is also a euphemism for my menopausal self

I laughed way too hard at that

I like it so much I'm putting it as my profile update "

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 04/04/21 00:13:53]

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 04/04/21 00:13:53]"

Nevermind.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday."

This is ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eggless in Wirral. ^

sounds like a budget remake of the early 90s tom hanks film

It is also a euphemism for my menopausal self

I laughed way too hard at that

I like it so much I'm putting it as my profile update "

brilliant.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"[Removed by poster at 04/04/21 00:13:53]

Nevermind."

Twonk

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

This is ridiculous "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday."

I thought Jamie had cancelled it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 04/04/21 00:13:53]

Nevermind.

Twonk "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

I thought Jamie had cancelled it? "

She's cancelled her Easter.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

I thought Jamie had cancelled it? "

She did.

Sick of the vendetta Jim has against me.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday."

Jimbo, I thought we'd spoken about this *stern face*

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

This is ridiculous "

Jamie can I give Red the that I was going to send to you?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening Jim, hope you are well... Did anyone manage to stay in touch with cindi-dreams?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x

Na night. x

OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?

There is indeed a secret list

ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you

I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new.

I just looked at that list ... what the actual fuuuu** though (can’t remember the crying emoji)

I’ve been using as lick like omg I would totally liiiiick lol ... but on there it says it means razz? Razz is like puke where I come from

*wonders how many people I’ve puked on then

Crying emoji

Puke is

I don't even know what razz means. Jim uses it for mega sticky-out tongue "

Mega sticky out tongue in a good way though? lol or bad like nerrrrr ner

Thanks for the instructions xx - had to copy & paste it though coz couldn’t work out the ‘ bit lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"I've just finished stuffing tiny little chicks and lambs into plastic eggs and now I'm going to bed. Night all x

Na night. x

OK - so I don't class myself as a proper newbie anymore... but I keep seeing these different emojis appear that aren't on the list! is there a secret list somewhere that I'm missing?

There is indeed a secret list

ah just seen the thread with them on has been bumped!! thank you

I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new.

I just looked at that list ... what the actual fuuuu** though (can’t remember the crying emoji)

I’ve been using as lick like omg I would totally liiiiick lol ... but on there it says it means razz? Razz is like puke where I come from

*wonders how many people I’ve puked on then

Crying emoji

Puke is

I don't even know what razz means. Jim uses it for mega sticky-out tongue

Mega sticky out tongue in a good way though? lol or bad like nerrrrr ner

Thanks for the instructions xx - had to copy & paste it though coz couldn’t work out the ‘ bit lol "

I think Jim uses it towards me as ner ner, but in a wholesome, Shrewsbury sort of way. We can always have a to smooth things over!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Yoooooo. Hoooooo

Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim.

How was your day today?

Visited family.

Made chocolate cake with peanut butter icing.

Rested on laurels for remainder.

That cake sounds delicious."

Its a humdinger of a cake.

Courtesy of the Goddess of Cake Nigella.

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

This is ridiculous

Jamie can I give Red the that I was going to send to you?!"

You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Evening Jim, hope you are well... Did anyone manage to stay in touch with cindi-dreams? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Midnight in the midnight hour. I think some people are still in touch with Cindi.

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By *il sub princessWoman  over a year ago

West Midlands

Oi oi evening jimbo xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Yoooooo. Hoooooo

Yoo-hoo! And, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sprockett. Smileyface

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim.

How was your day today?

Visited family.

Made chocolate cake with peanut butter icing.

Rested on laurels for remainder.

That cake sounds delicious.

Its a humdinger of a cake.

Courtesy of the Goddess of Cake Nigella. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

This is ridiculous

Jamie can I give Red the that I was going to send to you?!

You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea "

I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi oi evening jimbo xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Evening Jim, hope you are well... Did anyone manage to stay in touch with cindi-dreams? "

Hi Midnight. I'll message you privately xx

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By *il sub princessWoman  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Oi oi evening jimbo xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x"

Happy Easter to you xx

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

This is ridiculous

Jamie can I give Red the that I was going to send to you?!

You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea

I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one "

I’m a lot more doughier than I would like to be. Maybe an eggless Sunday is what’s needed. I was right to cancel Easter.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

This is ridiculous

Jamie can I give Red the that I was going to send to you?!

You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea

I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one "

bonus points tonight for use of the word 'bip'

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi oi evening jimbo xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x

Happy Easter to you xx"

How are you? How's the new ? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

I think there's a more recent, comprehensive list somewhere, but it'll lack the and cos they're new new.

I just looked at that list ... what the actual fuuuu** though (can’t remember the crying emoji)

I’ve been using as lick like omg I would totally liiiiick lol ... but on there it says it means razz? Razz is like puke where I come from

*wonders how many people I’ve puked on then

Crying emoji

Puke is

I don't even know what razz means. Jim uses it for mega sticky-out tongue

Mega sticky out tongue in a good way though? lol or bad like nerrrrr ner

Thanks for the instructions xx - had to copy & paste it though coz couldn’t work out the ‘ bit lol

I think Jim uses it towards me as ner ner, but in a wholesome, Shrewsbury sort of way. We can always have a to smooth things over!"

‘s make all things better

Anyone I’ve said to I’m sorry lol - more meant lustfully than ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface"

good evening Jim and all fabsters ugly bloke lurkin

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mystique. Do you like my eggs?

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By *il sub princessWoman  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Oi oi evening jimbo xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x

Happy Easter to you xx

How are you? How's the new ? x"

I'm ok thank you, how are you?

Pooch is slightly aggressive & very attention needy but very cute xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyfacegood evening Jim and all fabsters ugly bloke lurkin "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dave. You're a beautiful Dave.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman  over a year ago

Wirral.


"Oi oi evening jimbo xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x

Happy Easter to you xx

How are you? How's the new ? x

I'm ok thank you, how are you?

Pooch is slightly aggressive & very attention needy but very cute xx"

Aw, what type of doggie? Is it a puppy? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oi oi evening jimbo xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x

Happy Easter to you xx

How are you? How's the new ? x

I'm ok thank you, how are you?

Pooch is slightly aggressive & very attention needy but very cute xx"

I'm okay too.

I'm sure pooch will feel more settled and secure in time with you. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oi oi evening jimbo xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Princess. Happy Easter. x

Happy Easter to you xx

How are you? How's the new ? x

I'm ok thank you, how are you?

Pooch is slightly aggressive & very attention needy but very cute xx"

ah what pooch do you have? mine is 1 next saturday and only just calming down a tiny bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyfacegood evening Jim and all fabsters ugly bloke lurkin

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dave. You're a beautiful Dave."

Nice cheeks too

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Hi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mystique. Do you like my eggs? "

I love your love eggs, yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Red, if you have news about Cindi, could you let me know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Hi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mystique. Do you like my eggs?

I love your love eggs, yes "

That's all I ever wanted to hear.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

This is ridiculous

Jamie can I give Red the that I was going to send to you?!

You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea

I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one

I’m a lot more doughier than I would like to be. Maybe an eggless Sunday is what’s needed. I was right to cancel Easter. "

Easter is available for our daughter, but she has two or three eggs from family (not us) and it will be rationed. I'm a very cruel mother! She went horse riding for Easter instead, much better, I think

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyfacegood evening Jim and all fabsters ugly bloke lurkin

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dave. You're a beautiful Dave."

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

This is ridiculous

Jamie can I give Red the that I was going to send to you?!

You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea

I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one

bonus points tonight for use of the word 'bip' "

Thanks, though what on earth else would you call it when you wave your card near the machine and it says "bip"?!

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"It's the midnight hour. It's Easter Sunday.

This is ridiculous

Jamie can I give Red the that I was going to send to you?!

You should have it. You should take 5 mins to have Mrs KC time and inhale an egg to yourself with a cup of tea

I actually don't have an because I'm quite fat and want to be less fat. I was going to bip my card at JM Sainsbury's shop and buy one

I’m a lot more doughier than I would like to be. Maybe an eggless Sunday is what’s needed. I was right to cancel Easter.

Easter is available for our daughter, but she has two or three eggs from family (not us) and it will be rationed. I'm a very cruel mother! She went horse riding for Easter instead, much better, I think "

Oh my fuck.

I love horse riding! Horse riding on the beach is the best feeling ever!

Lurkers, please do not make this dirty in my inbox. It is wholesome.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Evening!!

I’ve been thrown out of LornAsh’s bedroom so this is my next best stop

How are you JimBob?

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