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Fab quotes that famous people might say

By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Morning everyone and happy easter,

Done this thread a few weeks ago which produced a lot of laughs so thought we could run it back. Pick a common Fab quote/message and assign it to a famous person. All just a bit of fun, for example...

"Looking for a discreet meet" - Judas Iscariot

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

You’ll get a few spins on that - Geoffrey Boycott

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"...tongue punch your fart box"

Nicola Sturgeon

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By *odgerMan over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

That was fab-U-lous

That guy off Strictly

Bit obvious...sorry

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By *odgerMan over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

Don't forget your snorkle

Chris Evans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'I can f*ck you in ways, you've never been f*cked before.'

- Boris Johnson

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By *odgerMan over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

Then she wanted Round Two

Harry Carpenter

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Dom looking for a sub" - Priti Patel

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

Fuck me that was delicious - Gordon Ramsey after a bit of oral delight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t bite, unless you ask me to

. Luis Suarez.

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By *a LunaWoman over a year ago

South Wales

I’m good with my hands - Tony Hart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"can i just ask you a question?" - Trevor McDonald.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PS.. patiently waiting for Peach to arrive because she bosses these threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My boss you’re on furlough lol

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"PS.. patiently waiting for Peach to arrive because she bosses these threads

Yeah she won the first thread with no close second lol

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By *ausageNmashCouple over a year ago

Andover

All pics are genuine

.. Henry the 8th

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have magic fingers.....Paul Daniels

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I give great head" Henry the V111

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All pics are genuine

.. Henry the 8th"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PS.. patiently waiting for Peach to arrive because she bosses these threads

Yeah she won the first thread with no close second lol"

Aye didn't she just

Thanks for starting another one babe.. I need the lols!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want to blow your mind - John Wilkes Booth

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

You’re only supposed to take her bloody drawers off! - Michael Caine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cannot accommodate, can travel - Ted Bundy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wanna come to mine and Chill?

Richard Kuklinski

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here for a good time, not a long time - Steven Gerrard in his last game against Man United

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cannot accommodate, can travel - Ted Bundy"

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

420 friendly - Bob Marley

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"PS.. patiently waiting for Peach to arrive because she bosses these threads

Yeah she won the first thread with no close second lol

Aye didn't she just

Thanks for starting another one babe.. I need the lols!

Hardest thing is working out where to draw the line with some of these lol. Got one in mind but feel bad

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By *odgerMan over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

Attach a face pic

The Queen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh shit, we can only have up to six in our garden" Fred and Rose West

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PS.. patiently waiting for Peach to arrive because she bosses these threads

Yeah she won the first thread with no close second lol

Aye didn't she just

Thanks for starting another one babe.. I need the lols!

Hardest thing is working out where to draw the line with some of these lol. Got one in mind but feel bad

Do it, do it, do it, do it...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Really into watersports - R Kelly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PS.. patiently waiting for Peach to arrive because she bosses these threads

Yeah she won the first thread with no close second lol

Aye didn't she just

Thanks for starting another one babe.. I need the lols!

Hardest thing is working out where to draw the line with some of these lol. Got one in mind but feel bad

Do it, do it, do it, do it...

dooooo itttt.. do it nowwwww

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Must be clean - Mrs Hinch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Say hello to my little friend

- Tony Montana

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy to pay if required.

- Harvey Weinstein

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"well educated... Well spoken... Very discrete"

Prince Andrew

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By *odgerMan over a year ago

Coventry(ish)London

BBC only

John Humphreys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Happy to meet socially for a drink first - Bill Cosby

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"PS.. patiently waiting for Peach to arrive because she bosses these threads

Yeah she won the first thread with no close second lol

Aye didn't she just

Thanks for starting another one babe.. I need the lols!

Hardest thing is working out where to draw the line with some of these lol. Got one in mind but feel bad

Do it, do it, do it, do it...

dooooo itttt.. do it nowwwww

"Child free evening tonight" - Kate McCann

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

Painter seeking bbw or two... Rubens

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

Anyone interested in car park meetings? - Hugh Grant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PS.. patiently waiting for Peach to arrive because she bosses these threads

Yeah she won the first thread with no close second lol

Aye didn't she just

Thanks for starting another one babe.. I need the lols!

Hardest thing is working out where to draw the line with some of these lol. Got one in mind but feel bad

Do it, do it, do it, do it...

dooooo itttt.. do it nowwwww

"Child free evening tonight" - Kate McCann"

I AM ROARING

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"PS.. patiently waiting for Peach to arrive because she bosses these threads

Yeah she won the first thread with no close second lol

Aye didn't she just

Thanks for starting another one babe.. I need the lols!

Hardest thing is working out where to draw the line with some of these lol. Got one in mind but feel bad

Do it, do it, do it, do it...

dooooo itttt.. do it nowwwww

"Child free evening tonight" - Kate McCann

I AM ROARING

Too far?

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By *uvhandle20Man over a year ago

SE London

I like to play with a nice pussy- Jerry Mouse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"PS.. patiently waiting for Peach to arrive because she bosses these threads

Yeah she won the first thread with no close second lol

Aye didn't she just

Thanks for starting another one babe.. I need the lols!

Hardest thing is working out where to draw the line with some of these lol. Got one in mind but feel bad

Do it, do it, do it, do it...

dooooo itttt.. do it nowwwww

"Child free evening tonight" - Kate McCann

I AM ROARING

Too far?"

naaaah mate just the right distance.

Fucking loooool. My best friend and I are creased at this

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By *ackformore100Man over a year ago

Tin town

One part of a married couple...meghan markle

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Rimming fetish" - Guy who wrote the human centipede

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

In all the excitement, I cant remember if I unloaded 5 times or six, do you feel lucky dirty harry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can make you wet.

- Edward Smith

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By *ed VoluptaWoman over a year ago

Wirral.

All you young single guys: pyjama party at mine! Michael Jackson

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By *uke OzadeMan over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Not here to fuck the whole site - Katie Price

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Rimming fetish" - Guy who wrote the human centipede"

CRYING

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Michael Caine in a public convenience ‘Don’t point that bloody cock at me’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Looking for extra pair of hands - Jeremy Beadle

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By *X2019 OP Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"You'll have never felt a grip on your neck like this before" and "Don't call me daddy"- Darth Vader

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