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over a year ago
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"You know when you open up an avocado and it’s always the same toy, there’s always that tinge of disappointment."
Your responses never disappoint tho  |
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Like ordering a take away on a Friday when you're really hungry, and you wait ages but the anticipation builds, then when it finally arrives they bring you the wrong order.  |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
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Like that moment when you open your eyes and take in a deep breath thinking of having a nice lazy day, but close your eyes for another sleep before getting up, only to suddenly realise its not yet the weekend and you still have a day left of work plus, you have just made yourself late. |
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It’s like the first time popping candy hits your tongue you get that exciting tang of fruity sweetness then the wow factor or the pops and crackles in your head open your mouth to enhance the experience   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Like a box of chocolates. Some bits you'll like, others you'll think "how old are these?""
I like this one... I feel like the Africa Marmite fragrance may split opinions haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If we plan on fucking I'll seduce you all night with my left nipple accidentally slipping out of my dress and then I will make you finger me under the table in Wetherspoons and then I will whisper in your ear do you want to fuck me deep in my vagina canal like a sensual chef would finger a chicken and you will stand up and shout LORD HAVE MERCY I'M GONNA BUST! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If we plan on fucking I'll seduce you all night with my left nipple accidentally slipping out of my dress and then I will make you finger me under the table in Wetherspoons and then I will whisper in your ear do you want to fuck me deep in my vagina canal like a sensual chef would finger a chicken and you will stand up and shout LORD HAVE MERCY I'M GONNA BUST!"
Always wanted to learn more about cooking... haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep "
I’m like the toy waiting to be used quietly flashing or the batteries ran out haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep
I’m like the toy waiting to be used quietly flashing or the batteries ran out haha. "
i had to pul the charger out a less childlike toy last night as the flashing wouldnt let me sleep  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep
I’m like the toy waiting to be used quietly flashing or the batteries ran out haha.
i had to pul the charger out a less childlike toy last night as the flashing wouldnt let me sleep "
Pesky bloody toys! Should have just flattened the battery  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep
I’m like the toy waiting to be used quietly flashing or the batteries ran out haha.
i had to pul the charger out a less childlike toy last night as the flashing wouldnt let me sleep
Pesky bloody toys! Should have just flattened the battery "
i was sleepy for a change when ive barely had a wink of sleep all week, didnt want to miss the opportunity... the battery will keep for tonight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"it could go one of 2 ways .... particularly if i have a few beverages .... like someone left of those kids toys in the room that you just can’t turn off or make it shut up ... or you were just starting to enjoy playing with the toy, and its batteries ran out and it fell asleep
I’m like the toy waiting to be used quietly flashing or the batteries ran out haha.
i had to pul the charger out a less childlike toy last night as the flashing wouldnt let me sleep
Pesky bloody toys! Should have just flattened the battery
i was sleepy for a change when ive barely had a wink of sleep all week, didnt want to miss the opportunity... the battery will keep for tonight "
Such a problem solver  |
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