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over a year ago
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Well for starters!
Stripy Oss would probably be a zebra!
Funky Monkey would probably be a monkey!
(Thought i'd get the obvious ones out the way first! lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be Pudsey from BGT?
No dodgy motive - i've absolutley no interest in running between her legs! 
Do you get dogs in zoo's?"
I went to the worlds worst zoo once!
It only had one animal!
It was a Schitzu!
And if that doesn't work - register me as a guide dog! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What animals would you choose for other members?
Padster for the Peacock deffo "
u checking my plumage again?
cutesassy, a mermaid: altho she'd probably find it difficult going down deep cos of her big tits(I mean into deep water)
*and mermaids are real... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What animals would you choose for other members?
For some reason I see you as being a hiena.
judging by the avatar, I'd say a two toed white tit......"
Ours or hers? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What animals would you choose for other members?
Padster for the Peacock deffo
u checking my plumage again?
cutesassy, a mermaid: altho she'd probably find it difficult going down deep cos of her big tits(I mean into deep water)
*and mermaids are real..."
You'd be at home being a peacock,, strutting around all over the place, free roam, flaunting yourself at everyone.. yeah thats you deffo! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What animals would you choose for other members?
Padster for the Peacock deffo
u checking my plumage again?
cutesassy, a mermaid: altho she'd probably find it difficult going down deep cos of her big tits(I mean into deep water)
*and mermaids are real..."
A dick dick (a species of southern african antelope......If you believe that......) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know he's not amazingly tall, but i think he looks it in his avatar due to the lack of his head.. but id say Eurotongue for the Giraffe
Its like he's too tall to fit in a photo.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A great dane..
see you more as an alpacca (sp?)
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leggy, tall, fluffy and because i watch Nuzzle & Scratch on cbeebies they always tickle me as funny animals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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diomondgirly...
a shimmering white pegasus, her grace through the air leaves all in awe, her intelligence in thwarting evil where ever it may be, she is trusty and true to her form...but often leaves big shits and doesnt clean up afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously ... How old r u guys ... U need to start a chat room called kindergarden where u lot can go chill and behave like 3 yr olds.... Jesus !!  "
care to join us? |
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over a year ago
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"Seriously ... How old r u guys ... U need to start a chat room called kindergarden where u lot can go chill and behave like 3 yr olds.... Jesus !! "
A 3 year old Jesus?!
I'd put you down as a bear.....with a sore arse! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !! "
sorry mate, lets get back to talking about shagging...........................u |
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"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !! "
Agreed. Let's stop this childish nonsense now.
Howabout we talk about how successful every other contributor on this thread is swinging wise compared to you? |
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over a year ago
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"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !! "
Dunno whats got ya Goat... Never mind... I'll cross that bridge when I get to it...
Meanwhile, back in the real world...
Cute... The Koala... |
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over a year ago
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"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !! "
All us sheep better keep our arses to the dry stone wall if you are going to hang about then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Lol ... I'm young and new to this , I posted a couple of genuine sincere threads a few days ago looking for positive constructive advice/ feedback and I was basically patronised and belittled ... I was shocked at how immature the majority of you all are ... I understand u are a close nit little crew that don't take likely to newbies .... Lol ... But u have opened a can of worms ... It's very easy to talk and treat a person like a piece of shit ... Watch and learn |
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"Lol ... I'm young and new to this , I posted a couple of genuine sincere threads a few days ago looking for positive constructive advice/ feedback and I was basically patronised and belittled ... I was shocked at how immature the majority of you all are ... I understand u are a close nit little crew that don't take likely to newbies .... Lol ... But u have opened a can of worms ... It's very easy to talk and treat a person like a piece of shit ... Watch and learn "
and all that came from a silly OP post about zoo animals? grief...have a smile and dont take things to heart so much..honestly, u can do better bud. |
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"ScottyGreen69 is the grumpy Zoo Keeper "
Fia...oooo... feisty wildcat: her poise and cunning, only equaled by her huntress prowess..and once she catches her prey,she toys with it..making them beg for mercy  |
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"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !! "
Actually it's senile. Ability will come to you in many ways glasshoppppaaaaaaaaa.
It's a Flock of sheep .... bananas come in bunches. |
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"ScottyGreen69 is the grumpy Zoo Keeper
Fia...oooo... feisty wildcat: her poise and cunning, only equaled by her huntress prowess..and once she catches her prey,she toys with it..making them beg for mercy "
meow ...oh...I mean....WROOOAAAAGHGHGHRR  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !!
Actually it's senile. Ability will come to you in many ways glasshoppppaaaaaaaaa.
It's a Flock of sheep .... bananas come in bunches."
Say the very wise owl.  |
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"Lol ... I'm young and new to this , I posted a couple of genuine sincere threads a few days ago looking for positive constructive advice/ feedback and I was basically patronised and belittled ... I was shocked at how immature the majority of you all are ... I understand u are a close nit little crew that don't take likely to newbies .... Lol ... But u have opened a can of worms ... It's very easy to talk and treat a person like a piece of shit ... Watch and learn "
This is The Lounge, we talk about all kinds of things and most don't talk about just sex.
There are the other forum rooms where you can talk about sex, meets, experiences etc.
In this one it is a free for all and all kinds of subjects are covered.
Feel free to contribute to silly threads to have a break from the sex in the forums (and real life too)
Enjoy and have fun, after all, thats is what we are doing.  |
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"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !!
Actually it's senile. Ability will come to you in many ways glasshoppppaaaaaaaaa.
It's a Flock of sheep .... bananas come in bunches.
Say the very wise owl. "
You think im an owl just cos I spun my head 360 degrees ? |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !!
Actually it's senile. Ability will come to you in many ways glasshoppppaaaaaaaaa.
It's a Flock of sheep .... bananas come in bunches.
Say the very wise owl.
You think im an owl just cos I spun my head 360 degrees ? "
That and the swiftly swooping down to deal with a pesky mouse. |
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" I understand u are a close nit little crew that don't take likely to newbies ...."
I was new on the forum 2 weeks ago and everyone has been fine with me.
You were treated like an idiot because you acted like an idiot. You can learn from it and join in, or you can up your game and act even more of an idiot. Guess which will get you respect and which won't. |
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"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !!
Actually it's senile. Ability will come to you in many ways glasshoppppaaaaaaaaa.
It's a Flock of sheep .... bananas come in bunches.
Say the very wise owl.
You think im an owl just cos I spun my head 360 degrees ? "
I'd have Granny down as a wild boar, a little gruff old thing that'll have your legs from under you if you piss her off.....or if she fancies you |
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"Maybe when I'm a Senial old fart I might just consider what animal I would be ... On second thoughts ... Probably not ... Your all a bunch of sheep !!
Agreed. Let's stop this childish nonsense now.
Howabout we talk about how successful every other contributor on this thread is swinging wise compared to you? "
And that's *why* he's like a bear with a sore arse! |
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"Seriously ... How old r u guys ... U need to start a chat room called kindergarden where u lot can go chill and behave like 3 yr olds.... Jesus !! "
You complain now, you should of been here when we had silly thread friday.
I would put you down for a camel seeings you got the hump |
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"Seriously ... How old r u guys ... U need to start a chat room called kindergarden where u lot can go chill and behave like 3 yr olds.... Jesus !!
You complain now, you should of been here when we had silly thread friday.
I would put you down for a camel seeings you got the hump"
I think he's a mole. Just keeps digging and can't see where he's going wrong even when it's right in front of his face. |
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"Lol ... I'm young and new to this , I posted a couple of genuine sincere threads a few days ago looking for positive constructive advice/ feedback and I was basically patronised and belittled ... I was shocked at how immature the majority of you all are ... I understand u are a close nit little crew that don't take likely to newbies .... Lol ... But u have opened a can of worms ... It's very easy to talk and treat a person like a piece of shit ... Watch and learn "
Got to love your irony scottie..
its ok for you to relaunch jackanory, albeit in an adult theme..
yet its not ok for other forum users to engage in banter?
mate chill out, stop talking bollocks and engage and participate..
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"Lol ... I'm young and new to this , I posted a couple of genuine sincere threads a few days ago looking for positive constructive advice/ feedback and I was basically patronised and belittled ... I was shocked at how immature the majority of you all are ... I understand u are a close nit little crew that don't take likely to newbies .... Lol ... But u have opened a can of worms ... It's very easy to talk and treat a person like a piece of shit ... Watch and learn "
see he did join in - he wants to be the worm lol  |
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"Somehow I see Bussy as a panda!
But don't tell him I said that! "
Well I am cute to look at, am furry and small and pudgy and don't move all that much and well, let's not even get on to the parallels with the sex life ....
... Obi, you know me better than I thought |
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"Somehow I see Bussy as a panda!
But don't tell him I said that!
Well I am cute to look at, am furry and small and pudgy and don't move all that much and well, let's not even get on to the parallels with the sex life ....
... Obi, you know me better than I thought "
Lol - it had nothing to do with that old saying about pandas!
Eats shoots and leaves!
Honest!! |
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"me:
goanna.
high metabolic rate and eats prey live!
And better than being guano!"
i met one of these beasts and i was very impressed by his claws and speed.
for a big fucker he ran like the wind.
very impressive creature and had me shitting myself. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"me:
goanna.
high metabolic rate and eats prey live!
And better than being guano!
i met one of these beasts and i was very impressed by his claws and speed.
for a big fucker he ran like the wind.
very impressive creature and had me shitting myself. "
So guano was involved
I've been pee'd on by a baby wombat... they are enormous! |
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"me:
goanna.
high metabolic rate and eats prey live!
And better than being guano!
i met one of these beasts and i was very impressed by his claws and speed.
for a big fucker he ran like the wind.
very impressive creature and had me shitting myself.
So guano was involved
I've been pee'd on by a baby wombat... they are enormous!"
So who nominated themselves as the baby wombat?
Did I miss that bit? |
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"me:
goanna.
high metabolic rate and eats prey live!
And better than being guano!
i met one of these beasts and i was very impressed by his claws and speed.
for a big fucker he ran like the wind.
very impressive creature and had me shitting myself.
So guano was involved
I've been pee'd on by a baby wombat... they are enormous!"
only reason the animals are larger down under is because the locals have small brains. |
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