"What are you having?
I had 2 hot cross bus with butter - in honour of Jesus obviously!
Oh and the Easter Bunny  "
Wow. A hot cross bus. Sounds a bit chewy. I always find with them I wait ages to have one and then take three out of the packet in one go. |
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"Made a panini with red cheese spinach and tomatoes put it in the brevile x"
I really want a breville thingy but am scared I'll be obsessed with making cheesy snacks all day  |
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I am famished but am sat in hairdressers having my mop cut and coloured.
When I get home a hot cross bun will be rammed down my throat like a pro porn star
Her x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What are you having?
I had 2 hot cross bus with butter - in honour of Jesus obviously!
Oh and the Easter Bunny
Wow. A hot cross bus. Sounds a bit chewy. I always find with them I wait ages to have one and then take three out of the packet in one go. "
Oops bloody autocarrot
They're so moreish - I remember why I'm only allowed to buy them once a year now! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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When I get home a hot cross bun will be rammed down my throat like a pro porn star
Her x"
I now feel a little dirty.... because that kind of turned me on  |
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I’ve had 4 buttery crumpets, I had 4 yesterday, but they come in packs of 9, so there’s a random one I don’t know what to do with, wtf do they come in packs of 9?! |
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"I am famished but am sat in hairdressers having my mop cut and coloured.
When I get home a hot cross bun will be rammed down my throat like a pro porn star
Her x"
Your at the hairdressers!
I'm so jealous! |
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When I get home a hot cross bun will be rammed down my throat like a pro porn star
Her x
I now feel a little dirty.... because that kind of turned me on "
If I was brave and not afraid of choking then I would upload a vid
Her x |
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"I am famished but am sat in hairdressers having my mop cut and coloured.
When I get home a hot cross bun will be rammed down my throat like a pro porn star
Her x
Your at the hairdressers!
I'm so jealous!"
Oh babe it's heavenly here, the sound of dryers, clinking of straighteners and smell of products.... 
Her x |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
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When I get home a hot cross bun will be rammed down my throat like a pro porn star
Her x
I now feel a little dirty.... because that kind of turned me on
If I was brave and not afraid of choking then I would upload a vid
Her x"
Oh good lord woman..... you know penises all over fab would explode! |
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"What are you having?
I had 2 hot cross bus with butter - in honour of Jesus obviously!
Oh and the Easter Bunny
I still have a 3rd one available  "
Well it would be rude not to |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
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"I’ve had 4 buttery crumpets, I had 4 yesterday, but they come in packs of 9, so there’s a random one I don’t know what to do with, wtf do they come in packs of 9?!"
Feed it to the birds.
If you stick a disco track on whilst you do it, you can pretend you’re John Travolta in Staying Alive. |
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