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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

Let's be honest. Did we let ourselves go just a little over the past year?

What is the most unkempt thing that you will have to get back to shape once we start meeting again?

My bush has gone out of control! So I'll be hiring a petrol driven lawnmower to get all those pubes cleared.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My hair

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Nope. Was far going in and am fat coming out. Pretty much the same amount fat as it happens!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

All of it - I look and feel like a witch

My hair is just depressed it neeeeds a hairdresser!

I never wear make up anymore or wear anything that isn't pyjamas or looks like a bag.

And my favourite destination is the fridge.

I am a giant potato

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Where do I start.

I'm huge. My roots are grey. My skin is dry. Haven't touched my pubes and shaved my legs twice.

I'm a wreck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where do I start.

I'm huge. My roots are grey. My skin is dry. Haven't touched my pubes and shaved my legs twice.

I'm a wreck

I might bead my pubes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All of it - I look and feel like a witch

My hair is just depressed it neeeeds a hairdresser!

I never wear make up anymore or wear anything that isn't pyjamas or looks like a bag.

And my favourite destination is the fridge.

I am a giant potato

I agree with all of this

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Where do I start.

I'm huge. My roots are grey. My skin is dry. Haven't touched my pubes and shaved my legs twice.

I'm a wreck

I might bead my pubes

If I could reach mine over my fat stomach I would mine too

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"Let's be honest. Did we let ourselves go just a little over the past year?

What is the most unkempt thing that you will have to get back to shape once we start meeting again?

My bush has gone out of control! So I'll be hiring a petrol driven lawnmower to get all those pubes cleared.

Weirdly, I’ve gained 4 inches around the waist but lost 2lbs since lockdown started

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Anyone else's skin really dry?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Anyone else's skin really dry?"

I did notice in myself, but I've been using a lot more body lotion to counteract it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where do I start.

I'm huge. My roots are grey. My skin is dry. Haven't touched my pubes and shaved my legs twice.

I'm a wreck

I might bead my pubes

If I could reach mine over my fat stomach I would mine too

it's a sad state of affairs - maybe dreads are easier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else's skin really dry?"

Very dry feet/soles. Need a soak in the bath and a damn tough pummis stone. Or sandpaper

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Anyone else's skin really dry?

Very dry feet/soles. Need a soak in the bath and a damn tough pummis stone. Or sandpaper

Foot cream and socks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else's skin really dry?

Very dry feet/soles. Need a soak in the bath and a damn tough pummis stone. Or sandpaper

Foot cream and socks

So when I've finished wanking into my sock, put them back on my feet

. Oh sorry, my mind, I'm with you now.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Anyone else's skin really dry?"

Yes. But I'm sure it's because of dehydration - lockdown gets you into every cupboard for munchies but you rarely visit the tap for a drink of water.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Where do I start.

I'm huge. My roots are grey. My skin is dry. Haven't touched my pubes and shaved my legs twice.

I'm a wreck

I might bead my pubes

Ooh, that is NOT a bad idea! That might spawn a new trend.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Nope. Was far going in and am fat coming out. Pretty much the same amount fat as it happens! "

I'd say that was a result. You stayed as you were.

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Anyone else's skin really dry?

Very dry feet/soles. Need a soak in the bath and a damn tough pummis stone. Or sandpaper

That is just because we're all walking around barefoot mostly and the body's natural oils don't get a chance for retention.

So, as someone else has advised, lubrication lubrication lubrication....not to be confused with the anal advice thread....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put on too much weight.

Back at the swimming pool the minute it opens!!

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By *izzy69 OP Man over a year ago

London

"Anyone else's skin really dry?

Very dry feet/soles. Need a soak in the bath and a damn tough pummis stone. Or sandpaper

Foot cream and socks

So when I've finished wanking into my sock, put them back on my feet

. Oh sorry, my mind, I'm with you now.

No no. Go with it mate. Sounds like quite a frlugal idea.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my hair, my bush and my motivation for life

was full of grand plans of enjoying the sun today, then i napped on the couch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else's skin really dry?

Very dry feet/soles. Need a soak in the bath and a damn tough pummis stone. Or sandpaper

have a look for the baby feet thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone else's skin really dry?"

Only really on my hands, knuckles in particular. This is unsurprisingly because of all the extra handwashing. And hand sanitizer strips the skins natural oils. I am forever applying handcreams.

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