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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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right fabsters..
i want to know: what's the most stupid thing you've done? (or at least a silly stupid thing you've done recently?) 
because im nebby, and i could really use the lols.
besides believing the 'i love yous', i think ive just surpassed myself on the stupidity front.
i just put a plastic tray, and a kn!fe in the microwave, attempting to reheat last night's leftovers, as im a tad peckish.
Ooooipsies
 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dangerous stupid: I cut into the lead for an electric kettle while slicing a load of bread in a hurry. Big bang resulted but God bless electric fuse boxes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once wanted to warm up a brownie so I put it in the microwave for a few seconds... With the foil wrapping still on it "
im wheeeeezing at this 
like im usually pretty smart and sensible.. but apparently today my braincells have left the chat.. either that or i just wanted to spend money on a new microwave  |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
Yes, I kept my daughter off school on Manday and Tuesday this week convinced it was the end of term holiday.
Got a call on Tuesday afternoon asking why she wasn't at school. Considering the job I do, which is in education, this somehow maked it worse.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"right fabsters..
i want to know: what's the most stupid thing you've done? (or at least a silly stupid thing you've done recently?)
because im nebby, and i could really use the lols.
besides believing the 'i love yous', i think ive just surpassed myself on the stupidity front.
i just put a plastic tray, and a kn!fe in the microwave, attempting to reheat last night's leftovers, as im a tad peckish.
Ooooipsies
Px"
Did it explode?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once wanted to warm up a brownie so I put it in the microwave for a few seconds... With the foil wrapping still on it
im wheeeeezing at this
like im usually pretty smart and sensible.. but apparently today my braincells have left the chat.. either that or i just wanted to spend money on a new microwave "
Yep, turns out the sparks don't add flavour |
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Tried cooing some of those tgi friday mini ribs in the oven without taking them out of the plastic packet. When we thought it was cooked it came out just a melted block of plastic around the ribs. We have never been more devastated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was very socially awkward as a teen. At 17 I worked in retail on the tills and knew I needed to start being more chatty with people. My friends from college would tell me to open up, just have conversations with people and to relax without stressing.
So one day I thought right I’m going to talk to people while I’m on the tills today. Ask them how their day is or what projects they’re doing if they’re buying paints or garden equipment etc. It was summer at the time so a lot of people were doing summery jobs.
Two ladies came to the till and they looked very friendly. One seemed to have a pain in her lower back and she was shuffling a little which made sense because she was pregnant. I thought oh this is a good way to get chatting to people.
So I’m scanning their items and I say “congratulations, when is your baby due” nodding at her baby bump and putting a smile one which took a lot of effort to muster as I was so socially anxious. She said “pardon?” looked really annoyed and said “I’M NOT PREGNANT!”
It didn’t help her mate started laughing and I just went red faced and said oh sorry. Scanned the rest and said goodbye.
That’s when I learnt to never assume a lady is pregnant and to just keep quiet about such things as I get myself in a state |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was younger I put my fingers into a light socket instead of putting a bulb in. Obviously I got a painful lectric shock. When I stood back up I reached back into the air and tried it again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One September that was a luscious indian summer, my son and I just carried on very day as we had for the last eight weeks until a phone call kindly informed me that the school had started the previous week |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First time I drove on the motorway. Was too scared to change lanes. Stayed in the middle lane from Glasgow to Blackpool
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Bet you got some right horns and glares! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I once had a room mate who got so d*unk he microwaved his post pub burger with the polystyrene box still covering the burger.
And he ate the whole thing. Only a bit of the box was left afterwards |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to the cash machine with a friend, chatting animatedly about something. I put card in, typed the pin number and selected £40, all the whole focussing on the conversation. I got my card back, put it in my purse then walked away. I realised 5 minutes later that I'd left the money and obviously it was gone by the time I returned. I'm not a multitasker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm always looking for my phone when it's in my hand 
Other than that I'm just clumsy, I trip over the floor constantly even when it's flat that's why I'm not good in heels.
Lx"
This reminds me when my friend and I were very “not-sober” we’d make videos to remind ourself of what daft stuff we got up to. Lost my phone in the car and we were searching all over for it. Got out the car, effing and jeffing, where the fuck has it gone. Turns out it was in the satnav holder recording us for about 20mins |
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"I was very socially awkward as a teen. At 17 I worked in retail on the tills and knew I needed to start being more chatty with people. My friends from college would tell me to open up, just have conversations with people and to relax without stressing.
So one day I thought right I’m going to talk to people while I’m on the tills today. Ask them how their day is or what projects they’re doing if they’re buying paints or garden equipment etc. It was summer at the time so a lot of people were doing summery jobs.
Two ladies came to the till and they looked very friendly. One seemed to have a pain in her lower back and she was shuffling a little which made sense because she was pregnant. I thought oh this is a good way to get chatting to people.
So I’m scanning their items and I say “congratulations, when is your baby due” nodding at her baby bump and putting a smile one which took a lot of effort to muster as I was so socially anxious. She said “pardon?” looked really annoyed and said “I’M NOT PREGNANT!”
It didn’t help her mate started laughing and I just went red faced and said oh sorry. Scanned the rest and said goodbye.
That’s when I learnt to never assume a lady is pregnant and to just keep quiet about such things as I get myself in a state "
been there
.. done that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Brushing both sides of a slice of bread with oil and then putting it in the toaster does not make fried bread. I need a new toaster. I went into the kitchen the other day and wondered why the hell the milk bottle was on the kitchen table. I got my coffee out of the fridge and put the milk back. |
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By *aynLexiCouple
over a year ago
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"I'm always looking for my phone when it's in my hand
Other than that I'm just clumsy, I trip over the floor constantly even when it's flat that's why I'm not good in heels.
Lx
This reminds me when my friend and I were very “not-sober” we’d make videos to remind ourself of what daft stuff we got up to. Lost my phone in the car and we were searching all over for it. Got out the car, effing and jeffing, where the fuck has it gone. Turns out it was in the satnav holder recording us for about 20mins "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I also once turned up to work one day, turned my laptop on and while it was booting up, took my coat off and put it on the back of my chair, put my phone on the desk and noticed my keys on the desk too. I thought to myself "Did I leave those here last night?"
I drove to work that morning... |
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By *otchocyMan
over a year ago
liverpool |
"right fabsters..
i want to know: what's the most stupid thing you've done? (or at least a silly stupid thing you've done recently?)
because im nebby, and i could really use the lols.
besides believing the 'i love yous', i think ive just surpassed myself on the stupidity front.
i just put a plastic tray, and a kn!fe in the microwave, attempting to reheat last night's leftovers, as im a tad peckish.
Ooooipsies
Px"
I once put my cock into the bacon slicer in Tescos..I got thrown out!!
...and she got the sack |
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By *aynLexiCouple
over a year ago
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"right fabsters..
i want to know: what's the most stupid thing you've done? (or at least a silly stupid thing you've done recently?)
because im nebby, and i could really use the lols.
besides believing the 'i love yous', i think ive just surpassed myself on the stupidity front.
i just put a plastic tray, and a kn!fe in the microwave, attempting to reheat last night's leftovers, as im a tad peckish.
Ooooipsies
Px
I once put my cock into the bacon slicer in Tescos..I got thrown out!!
...and she got the sack "
You also posted the same thing twice in a forum   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Once I tried to get a piece of toast out of the toaster with a metal knife, that hurt!
A couple of weeks ago, I glued my glasses to my nose "
I remember that thread |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm a receptionist... When I was at work I was browsing on my phone with it under the desk, someone approaching the desk looked at me and said hello and I replied "goodbye"
Utter, twat brain mode. Felt a right idiot
Tbh that's not to worst thing. I do some dumb stuff daily lol
Her x |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I'm a receptionist... When I was at work I was browsing on my phone with it under the desk, someone approaching the desk looked at me and said hello and I replied "goodbye"
Utter, twat brain mode. Felt a right idiot
Tbh that's not to worst thing. I do some dumb stuff daily lol
Her x"
that properly tickled me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a receptionist... When I was at work I was browsing on my phone with it under the desk, someone approaching the desk looked at me and said hello and I replied "goodbye"
Utter, twat brain mode. Felt a right idiot
Tbh that's not to worst thing. I do some dumb stuff daily lol
Her x
that properly tickled me "
Honestly I laughed so hard when he left... Felt a right tit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pressed the red emergency button behind the bar at a pub I use to work at. Mind went blank and had no idea what the button was for, police arrived soon after and looked like a right tit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I put a lovely hand painted glass in the dishwasher by mistake came out bare glass oops "
I have several plastic items that resemble poor attempts at hand thrown pottery after their spin through the dishwasher |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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Came out of the shop I stopped at near my daughter's flat.
Walked to her flat with the heavy shopping bags.
Stood at her kitchen window staring at my car that I had parked outside the shop and forgot about.
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"Once I tried to get a piece of toast out of the toaster with a metal knife, that hurt!
A couple of weeks ago, I glued my glasses to my nose
I remember that thread "
I remember sharing the antidote! |
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