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I'd rather have wasps than the insane amount of mosquitoes I have from living with the canal in my back garden, at least wasps barely ever sting yet every fucking little mozzie bastard wants to drink my blood!!! |
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Had my first yesterday. She was a big beautiful lady at nearly 2" and I heard her knocking on the front door trying to get out. It took a while to get her out, but a bit of gentle persuasion did the trick. Only thing is, I can't work out how she got in.  |
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over a year ago
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Yep, the bad angry stripey pennies don't go away: one tried to come through the window yesterday. Waiting for a load of them to try and make a nest in my loft! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a nest in my garden
Wasp nests are beautiful.
Yes xx that's why I don't mind
Windows closed though x"
I had one under the lean to a couple of feet from my back door. Watching it's creation was amazing, but by the time it got to football size the children were afraid for their lives. We had to get rid of it  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I have a nest in my garden
Wasp nests are beautiful.
Yes xx that's why I don't mind
Windows closed though x
I had one under the lean to a couple of feet from my back door. Watching it's creation was amazing, but by the time it got to football size the children were afraid for their lives. We had to get rid of it "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They are an amazing feet of engineering
Will sound mad but zip tie bag two coins and some water hang it by your door or if you're in the garden around by were you sit for some reason winged insects stay clear |
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"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"
Oooh, I love old Sharpey 
Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s...."
Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes  |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"
Oooh, I love old Sharpey
Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s....
Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes "
Greg Davies is sexy though - that's not weird.  |
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"The stripey twats are back! "
Came home from work the other morning to find a big buzzing bee going berserk in my kitchen. I was slightly puzzled as that night had been gale forced winds and rain. Yesterday the same thing happened. Crapping myself now in case there is a nest somewhere. |
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"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"
Oooh, I love old Sharpey
Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s....
Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes
Greg Davies is sexy though - that's not weird. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"
Oooh, I love old Sharpey
Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s....
Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes
Greg Davies is sexy though - that's not weird. "
So Sean bean isn’t now!
You’re a fickle woman _eli.
Fickle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They are an amazing feet of engineering
Will sound mad but zip tie bag two coins and some water hang it by your door or if you're in the garden around by were you sit for some reason winged insects stay clear "
Everybody will be looking for the penny bags,will this be the new pampas grass |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
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I like wasps ... in a purely “they’re great for the garden” type way. I was sad last year when I had to get a chap in to destroy a nest. It was right outside my daughters window and she didn’t see the beauty in it
V x |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"
Oooh, I love old Sharpey
Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s....
Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes
Greg Davies is sexy though - that's not weird.
So Sean bean isn’t now!
You’re a fickle woman _eli.
Fickle."
Both are sexy in different ways, needy Sammy, my quim appreciates both.  |
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I had three wasps in my bathroom earlier within the space of an hour. Despite being scared of them i warily went in and opened the window, the first two flew straight out but the last one chased me round the room for five minutes before it left. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Little fuckers are hanging around my back door!
They obviously have taste... I’d love to hang out your back door!
that’s set me all a dither "
You better open them up and let some air in. |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"
Oooh, I love old Sharpey
Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s...."
I was devastated when they killed Ned Stark so early in GOT. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The stripey twats are back!
Came home from work the other morning to find a big buzzing bee going berserk in my kitchen. I was slightly puzzled as that night had been gale forced winds and rain. Yesterday the same thing happened. Crapping myself now in case there is a nest somewhere."
Do you have a fireplace?
I had wasps coming down the chimney in the summer couple of years in a row. Freaked out thinking I had a nest but no. Got the chimney sweep out (who was camp as fuck and loving the drama but shitting himself at the same time) and no nest but they kept coming. I think it was the same couple, i'd let them out the window and they went up to the roof and came back down again. Bizzare |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I had three wasps in my bathroom earlier within the space of an hour. Despite being scared of them i warily went in and opened the window, the first two flew straight out but the last one chased me round the room for five minutes before it left. "
You sure it's not the same one coming back in? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"They are an amazing feet of
Everybody will be looking for the penny bags,will this be the new pampas grass "
Pampas grass looks like a fluffed up tampon maybe that will work |
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"I had three wasps in my bathroom earlier within the space of an hour. Despite being scared of them i warily went in and opened the window, the first two flew straight out but the last one chased me round the room for five minutes
before it left.
You sure it's not the same one coming back in?"
I did close the window straight after they flew out......just don't know how they're getting in. |
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I used to feel the same about wasps as most others on here. Until I understood their purpose.
They are ESSENTIAL. They keep blackfly, aphids, greenfly and all sorts off the crops and various vegetables.
I couldn't work out where in the food chain they were, and were just a pain in the arse!
I think differently now. |
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Our daughter came through about 6.30 this morning, absolutely petrified that someone was in her room. Turns out a queen bee had got stuck in the room and spent the night on the windowsill and was clamouring to get out! Poor kid, she calmed down when she realised it was only a bee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Woke last night with one walking up my arm it was about an inch across not sure if bee ir wasp it was massive.
Dyson mini are very good only jyst went through the nozzle
Memo need to clean the sheets |
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"Sean Bean as Richard Sharpe... "bastards!"
Oooh, I love old Sharpey
Love him, I’ve had a crush on Sean for years. Sharpey takes no crap....baaaaaaaaa*****s....
Right... question. I'm a Sean Bean lover... but are you also a Greg Davies lover? I seem to have weird crushes
Greg Davies is sexy though - that's not weird. "
Ha ha he’s not my type. I wouldn’t kick Sean Bean out of bed though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If every household in the uk bought newspapers and swatted these buggers then we would banish them to the countryside where they belong.."
Then they could get proper jobs and work the fields. |
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"If every household in the uk bought newspapers and swatted these buggers then we would banish them to the countryside where they belong..
They belong in the woods and fields...not our gardens stinging our children and pets
Then they could get proper jobs and work the fields."
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