Which unexpected items do you need for a shagger's day van?
I'm designing a removable, modular campervan conversion kit for my van, basically a set of wooden boxes which can be stacked, laid out as a van floor or opened up to create a bed, with a 10cm storage space underneath.
What would you put in your shagger's van?
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Tinted windows. Curtains or blackout blinds would surely be essential!
A comfortable mattress as the poster above me said.
Somewhere to keep the essentials of being a shagger easily to hand.
Condoms. Lube. Wet wipes. Tissues. Towels!
And a nice sound system & soft lighting! |
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Wall mounted dispensers is a good one. I'm wondering about vibrators or speakers mounted into the mattress pads? Of course they'll be easyclean vinyl
Oh... what about one of those cheap sex machines? Would they fit into a 10cm storage space?  |
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"Which unexpected items do you need for a shagger's day van?
I'm designing a removable, modular campervan conversion kit for my van, basically a set of wooden boxes which can be stacked, laid out as a van floor or opened up to create a bed, with a 10cm storage space underneath.
What would you put in your shagger's van?
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Don’t you mean a few pallets on the floor ?
I prefer comfort.
Nice comfy bed that’s wipe clean |
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"Wall mounted dispensers is a good one. I'm wondering about vibrators or speakers mounted into the mattress pads? Of course they'll be easyclean vinyl
Oh... what about one of those cheap sex machines? Would they fit into a 10cm storage space? "
How big is 10cm? About 3 Sky remotes long? |
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"Tinted windows. Curtains or blackout blinds would surely be essential!
A comfortable mattress as the poster above me said.
Somewhere to keep the essentials of being a shagger easily to hand.
Condoms. Lube. Wet wipes. Tissues. Towels!
And a nice sound system & soft lighting!"
All of this!! |
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Just realised, the old seatbelt mounts could be repurposed as restraints haha...
How would you girls feel? Arms and legs stretched out to all four corners on a comfy van bed for a few hours, then driven round from man to man to man while hubby watches in the rear view mirror? |
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"Just realised, the old seatbelt mounts could be repurposed as restraints haha...
How would you girls feel? Arms and legs stretched out to all four corners on a comfy van bed for a few hours, then driven round from man to man to man while hubby watches in the rear view mirror?"
 sounds amazing! |
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"Just realised, the old seatbelt mounts could be repurposed as restraints haha...
How would you girls feel? Arms and legs stretched out to all four corners on a comfy van bed for a few hours, then driven round from man to man to man while hubby watches in the rear view mirror?"
That got my crusty minge moist.  |
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"Just realised, the old seatbelt mounts could be repurposed as restraints haha...
How would you girls feel? Arms and legs stretched out to all four corners on a comfy van bed for a few hours, then driven round from man to man to man while hubby watches in the rear view mirror?
That got my crusty minge moist. "
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So far I've got-
Black vinyl mattress pads
Floor mounted sex machine (keep her amused while driving, or for single girls to DP without all the hassle)
Floor mounted subwoofers (for pelvic vibration and 'punch')
Restraints at all four corners
Bluetooth camera for hubby
Courtesy tray for lubes and condoms etc
LED strips or spotlights
Can't decide about visibility though, it has tinted windows all round but I don't really want them fully blacked, or messy curtains... |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
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"So far I've got-
Black vinyl mattress pads
Floor mounted sex machine (keep her amused while driving, or for single girls to DP without all the hassle)
Floor mounted subwoofers (for pelvic vibration and 'punch')
Restraints at all four corners
Bluetooth camera for hubby
Courtesy tray for lubes and condoms etc
LED strips or spotlights
Can't decide about visibility though, it has tinted windows all round but I don't really want them fully blacked, or messy curtains..."
You will probably need to get an engine upgrade to drag around all that extra weight and to be able to power all of the electrical "implements" |
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"Which unexpected items do you need for a shagger's day van?
I'm designing a removable, modular campervan conversion kit for my van, basically a set of wooden boxes which can be stacked, laid out as a van floor or opened up to create a bed, with a 10cm storage space underneath.
What would you put in your shagger's van?
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I would think a women is my main priority haha
I have my eye on a few that frequent the forums so fingers crossed when my love bud is complete I can visit a few forumites xx |
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"You will probably need to get an engine upgrade to drag around all that extra weight and to be able to power all of the electrical "implements" "
It's a 3.5 litre Elgrand with factory fitted 110 volt sockets |
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"Just realised, the old seatbelt mounts could be repurposed as restraints haha...
How would you girls feel? Arms and legs stretched out to all four corners on a comfy van bed for a few hours, then driven round from man to man to man while hubby watches in the rear view mirror?"
Would the lady be restrained whilst your driving around ?
Think you might have to rethink that. |
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"Would the lady be restrained whilst your driving around ?
Think you might have to rethink that. "
Yep. Strapped down with all control and safety relinquished to the men in the front hehe 
Only thing is, she'd have to have her feet at the drivers end just in case of accident, which isn't ideal for rear-view mirror viewing...
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"Would the lady be restrained whilst your driving around ?
Think you might have to rethink that.
Yep. Strapped down with all control and safety relinquished to the men in the front hehe
Only thing is, she'd have to have her feet at the drivers end just in case of accident, which isn't ideal for rear-view mirror viewing...
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Mmmmm let’s hope you don’t get stopped then.  |
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"Mmmmm let’s hope you don’t get stopped then. "
I'm wondering if they could do any more than a seat belt ticket, and even then... do rear passengers even have to wear a seatbelt nowadays? It does have proper seats and belts right at the back... |
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"Mmmmm let’s hope you don’t get stopped then.
I'm wondering if they could do any more than a seat belt ticket, and even then... do rear passengers even have to wear a seatbelt nowadays? It does have proper seats and belts right at the back..."
Rear passengers have to wear a seatbelt |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
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"Mmmmm let’s hope you don’t get stopped then.
I'm wondering if they could do any more than a seat belt ticket, and even then... do rear passengers even have to wear a seatbelt nowadays? It does have proper seats and belts right at the back..."
I don't think that the police or VOSA would class leather wrist and ankle restraints as suitable seatbelts !! |
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"Wotsits for half time snacks. Also so they're not wondering why their fingers are orange after fingering. "
Ewwww!!! Although, a cream cake dispenser would be awesome...
I should probably consider the fact that I'm slap bang in the middle of Police Interceptors territory, I've seen them drive past my own house on that show. Imagine the footage they'd get  |
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"Wotsits for half time snacks. Also so they're not wondering why their fingers are orange after fingering.
Ewwww!!! Although, a cream cake dispenser would be awesome...
I should probably consider the fact that I'm slap bang in the middle of Police Interceptors territory, I've seen them drive past my own house on that show. Imagine the footage they'd get "
They are already watching you.  |
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Good suspension, surfaces that are easy to wipe and disinfect and an air condition that works on battery if you don't want to mist up the windows. Power outlets to recharge or run electric toys. Toilet and shower cubicle. A lot of toys, lube and condoms and someone to have sex with.  |
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