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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

To show the length of your cock.

IE, beer bottles / cans, deodorants products and tape measures aswell, PMSL.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sky remotes, or bottle of lynx africa, are personal favourites of mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To show the length of your cock.

IE, beer bottles / cans, deodorants products and tape measures aswell, PMSL.

Disappointed you didn't include Sky tv remote

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

A can of flykiller or over the toilet bowl.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A can of flykiller or over the toilet bowl."

Lol.

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By *moothshaftMan over a year ago

Coventry

I own a 0-25mm micrometer.

I'll use that.

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

Well I have few options to choose from.

A one metre steel rule, yeah a bit excessive.

6 inch Vernier caliper, very accurate.

Or the ol' reliable Virgin remote

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

It’s so big I have to measure it in surfboards.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

I only work in hands

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"I only work in hands

Horses?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No one mentioned the pringles tube or and actual tape measure

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No one mentioned the pringles tube or and actual tape measure"

Tape measure was mentioned in my post, lol.

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By *rder66Man over a year ago

Tatooine

"No one mentioned the pringles tube or and actual tape measure"
Add in some bubble wrap and I think you have a bluepeter home made fleshlight.

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Let's not forget the wine bottle or inside of a pint glass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I only work in hands

Have I seen you on a certain website

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I could use a vernier caliper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pictorial evidence of cock balls deep into some random woman's vag.

Discrete measurements.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I only work in hands

Horses?"

Exactly

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"I only work in hands

Horses?

Exactly

Do you also work with asses ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Standard paperback, cookery book world atlas.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I only work in hands

Horses?

Exactly

Do you also work with asses ?"

I feels like it

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"Pictorial evidence of cock balls deep into some random woman's vag.

Discrete measurements. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A dining table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My little finger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toilet brush.. With unflushed toilet in background

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"A dining table"

But is it a table for 10 or is it one of those fold down leaf tables in your kitchen? It matters

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"I only work in hands

Have I seen you on a certain website

Lord, I hope not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chap stick tube works for me!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

"Well I have few options to choose from.

A one metre steel rule, yeah a bit excessive.

6 inch Vernier caliper, very accurate.

Or the ol' reliable Virgin remote

Is the virgin remote more accurate than the Sky one??

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By *allySlinkyWoman over a year ago

Leeds

Is the virgin remote more accurate than the Sky one??

Yes as it isn't well used

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"Well I have few options to choose from.

A one metre steel rule, yeah a bit excessive.

6 inch Vernier caliper, very accurate.

Or the ol' reliable Virgin remote

Is the virgin remote more accurate than the Sky one??

I dunno which way round it goes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A dining table

But is it a table for 10 or is it one of those fold down leaf tables in your kitchen? It matters

I was talking a Toy Barbie table

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Well I have few options to choose from.

A one metre steel rule, yeah a bit excessive.

6 inch Vernier caliper, very accurate.

Or the ol' reliable Virgin remote

Is the virgin remote more accurate than the Sky one??

So I have been told, lol.

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

"A dining table

But is it a table for 10 or is it one of those fold down leaf tables in your kitchen? It matters

I was talking a Toy Barbie table

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to use a Now TV or Roku remote, as it makes my cock look absolutely massive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've always wanted to measure one with a metre stick.

Surprisingly no one has ever let me.

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I've always wanted to measure one with a metre stick.

Surprisingly no one has ever let me.

That's because you'll want to whip them with it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've always wanted to measure one with a metre stick.

Surprisingly no one has ever let me.

Use a pool cue once you’ve mastered that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've always wanted to measure one with a metre stick.

Surprisingly no one has ever let me.

That's because you'll want to whip them with it.

OK good point. But I can promise not to.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've always wanted to measure one with a metre stick.

Surprisingly no one has ever let me.

Use a pool cue once you’ve mastered that

Are you going to help me master it?

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I've always wanted to measure one with a metre stick.

Surprisingly no one has ever let me.

That's because you'll want to whip them with it.

OK good point. But I can promise not to. "

Phew.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've always wanted to measure one with a metre stick.

Surprisingly no one has ever let me.

Use a pool cue once you’ve mastered that

Are you going to help me master it? "

Sure

You’re going to be the petite pool shark

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Would a fun size finger of fudge work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A kinder bueno

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Still have the 2 meter rule here in Wales

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By *airyfatmanMan over a year ago

by 'ere

Miniature bottle of whisky.....

Some people might mistake it for a full size bottle.....

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By *rincess peachWoman over a year ago

shits creek

Does it tip dip the toilet water on the flop?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how about a set square ?

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By *atandjayCouple over a year ago

Brighton

Mini can

Makes me look huge

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Have a bag of jelly babies somewhere? I could use one of those !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stack of dominos

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