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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just walked out of BnQ and this bloke walked up to me and said you in the army ? I said no. He then said ex army ? , again I said no and walked away , had it a few times in my life , once was having a piss in the toilet of a weatherspoons in Lincoln and a bloke asked me what regiment I was in , anybody else had strange things said to them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just walked out of BnQ and this bloke walked up to me and said you in the army ? I said no. He then said ex army ? , again I said no and walked away , had it a few times in my life , once was having a piss in the toilet of a weatherspoons in Lincoln and a bloke asked me what regiment I was in , anybody else had strange things said to them "
You are still in the Sky Blues by the looks it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Its not that strange but once working a split shift i was having a coffee on a bench.
A couple come and sit next to me and asked why i wasn't in school. I was about 26 at the time ffs  |
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God knows how many years ago I walked passed a man in MFI car park (not one for the teenagers). Laying down. Red hot day. Partly on the tarmac partly on the grass verge. I though it a bit of an odd place to sunbathe but walked passed into the shop to order my Hygena kitchen.
When I came out the ambulance was there. Turns out he wasn’t sunbathing after all but had collapsed. True! |
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I was in the local department store and three of the sales staff surrounded me and told me i was of the television. They where insistant all of them. In the end they googled this woman and i looked nothing like her yet all three where saying the same |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
I was doing a play in Germany many years ago, I needed to go to the shop and on the way back a german man stopped me to ask for a light, he talked to me for around 30 minutes, in german.
I have not idea what the converstaion was about as I just stood and smile and I actualy don'e speak german so, he could have asked me anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I was younger living in the US a stranger said to me...
"You Irish.. You're just young, dumb and full of cum!"... 
So how the fuck would he know any of those things?"
.... Being Irish is was as easy to get a US visa as it was to buy a pint of milk. NY/Boston Philly full of Irish so guess he saw us all as a plague of horny locusts!! |
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"When I was younger living in the US a stranger said to me...
"You Irish.. You're just young, dumb and full of cum!"...
So how the fuck would he know any of those things?.... Being Irish is was as easy to get a US visa as it was to buy a pint of milk. NY/Boston Philly full of Irish so guess he saw us all as a plague of horny locusts!!"
I hope you said
"Pogue ma hole!" |
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I'm probably the odd stranger saying stuff to folk....its impulsive, as is interrupting, talking over folk and changing subjects quickly. I don't mean it, I can't help it, it's part of my ADHD
has made for some interesting conversations with random people though. |
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On holiday once (Yorkshire way) a bloke asked what the chef's special is tonight, I said I don't. He responded so by saying are you not working today, explained I'm from Manchester and was on holiday. He was shocked I'd left whatever pub it was and didn't realise I had and wished me all the best. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On holiday once (Yorkshire way) a bloke asked what the chef's special is tonight, I said I don't. He responded so by saying are you not working today, explained I'm from Manchester and was on holiday. He was shocked I'd left whatever pub it was and didn't realise I had and wished me all the best."
I don't understand this at all. It's a bit cryptic? |
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"On holiday once (Yorkshire way) a bloke asked what the chef's special is tonight, I said I don't. He responded so by saying are you not working today, explained I'm from Manchester and was on holiday. He was shocked I'd left whatever pub it was and didn't realise I had and wished me all the best.
I don't understand this at all. It's a bit cryptic?"
He thought I worked at a pub and was asking what the chef's special was, presume I looked like a waiter/bar staff at said pub |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
When I was on holiday in New York with my mum and some friends in my early 20’s we had gone to visit the Statue of Liberty. The others had gone inside the Statue of Liberty to walk up to the top, me and my mum were sat on a wall and a group of Asian male tourists came over and excitedly asked if they could have their photo taken with me.
Bemused I said yes, so they took it in turns to sit next to me to have their pic taken. I assume it was cos they thought I was some tall female freak or something.  |
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Not so much as what some one said, but we were in phuket and a coach full of Indian tourists pulled up they'd never seen a ginger (red head) before and were utterly amazed so I spent about 30 mins taking photos of them with P they had no interest In me what so ever haha....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A guy stopping me in the streets while minding my own business.. asking me what I was up to and if I wanted to go see his place...  WEIRD"
He probably just wanted to show you his POP Funko collection |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was sat in my car when another car pulled up beside me and rolled his window down. “Do you drink tea?” he asked. I replied with a British classic “WOT?” He looked at me and said “do you drink tea?” So I said “I don’t know what you’re on about”. He then drove off.
I assume tea was code for a drug or the phrase “do you drink tea” was a code phrase for something drug related. |
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"I was sat in my car when another car pulled up beside me and rolled his window down. “Do you drink tea?” he asked. I replied with a British classic “WOT?” He looked at me and said “do you drink tea?” So I said “I don’t know what you’re on about”. He then drove off.
I assume tea was code for a drug or the phrase “do you drink tea” was a code phrase for something drug related. "
Perhaps he wanted to tea bag you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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On my first lads holiday at 18. I got asked by a couple if I was a holiday rep and if I could help them on a question. I wasn't but played along. Got asked if they could take a sword onto the flight back home. I said they could having no idea if they could or couldn't. Still wonder today what happened there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"On my first lads holiday at 18. I got asked by a couple if I was a holiday rep and if I could help them on a question. I wasn't but played along. Got asked if they could take a sword onto the flight back home. I said they could having no idea if they could or couldn't. Still wonder today what happened there "
They are still in prison |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Loving all the weird things people are saying that are basically subtle ways to flatter themselves 
I once had a bad foot when I was walking and a guy stopped me and asking if he could pray for my foot haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was once waiting for a train at Preston station minding my own bussiness when a guy comes up to me, points right at me and says with a thick Glaswegian accent "Don't come to East Glasgee - Ye'll get starbed" and still to this day I have no idea why... |
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"On my first lads holiday at 18. I got asked by a couple if I was a holiday rep and if I could help them on a question. I wasn't but played along. Got asked if they could take a sword onto the flight back home. I said they could having no idea if they could or couldn't. Still wonder today what happened there
They are still in prison "
no they wouldn't be, but would be seized by customs unless they could prove some sort of martial arts which allows weaponry.
you are allowed swords as display items however they cannot be edged...soon as you do that they class it as a weapon and then should be in a locked case. |
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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago
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I have been asked if I am a teacher a few times to which I usually reply no talking. 
Also I was asked was I free later as I was leaving the maternity after having my first child!!!
It's been over 18 years I suppose I could ring him now |
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By *axtenMan
over a year ago
Darlington |
Michael Sheen might recount the strange conversation he once had with a Yorkshireman in The World's End pub in Camden if he's on here! I'd just bought a pint of the black stuff and in he walks, up next to me at the bar ..Ayyyyup mate, says I, what are yooou doin here? ..watched me get em in before you walked in you tight owd bugger? Orders him one, then digs myself deeper ..So is she with you then, the daft owd bat?! ..could have died when he said, Sorry mate, do I know you?? ..it was my first pint!! ..another quality Laaandan Experience for me   |
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Very odd.