"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers  "
if she farted under the covers, that won’t improve matters. |
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If I did it with someone I didn’t know, I would be mortified, but with someone I know well, noises are funny.
I once fanny farted so loud it made him jump  |
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"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers "
Put her head under the covers... that'll teach her  |
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"If I did it with someone I didn’t know, I would be mortified, but with someone I know well, noises are funny.
I once fanny farted so loud it made him jump "
I think what made her really freak was that we were midflow so to speak, I felt my balls quiver with the breeze |
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"If I did it with someone I didn’t know, I would be mortified, but with someone I know well, noises are funny.
I once fanny farted so loud it made him jump "
The first time that I fanny farted it made me jump
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"If I did it with someone I didn’t know, I would be mortified, but with someone I know well, noises are funny.
I once fanny farted so loud it made him jump
I think what made her really freak was that we were midflow so to speak, I felt my balls quiver with the breeze "
I've never farted during sex thankfully! I'd be mortified. I do fanny fart sometimes and even that makes me cringe incase it comes across as a fart from the bum.
I try not to fart as it honestly grosses me out. I won't do it unless it needs to be done.
I don't mind a fat shit though. |
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"Women dont fart thow do they. They just make little fttt noises.  "
I once farted so loudly that the baby in my uterus jumped violently in surprise. He'd been having a little nap and I rudely awoke him. |
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"Women dont fart thow do they. They just make little fttt noises.
I once farted so loudly that the baby in my uterus jumped violently in surprise. He'd been having a little nap and I rudely awoke him."
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I once farted really loudly during an orgasm and was mortified. It was like a heavenly herald announced my arrival! Generally I find farts hilarious though. |
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"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers "
Perhaps you should have returned the compliment, whilst she was under the covers. I’m sure she would have popped her head up soon enough. |
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"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers "
Dirty bitch.....self inflicted Dutch oven! |
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"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers "
Lol maybe your partner is on here saying" I farted on him again" |
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It’s a natural thing is it not ? As they say better out then in .
Now you are married all the little ‘try not to do it’ things start to come out .
Was going to happen sooner or later . |
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"Women dont fart thow do they. They just make little fttt noises.
I once farted so loudly that the baby in my uterus jumped violently in surprise. He'd been having a little nap and I rudely awoke him."
Bet he had a chuckle |
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"Partner farted mid coitus and freaked out, is this normal? I tried to reassure her but she was oh so embarrassed she kept trying to hide under the covers if she farted under the covers, that won’t improve matters. "
Maybe she likes to Dutch oven herself. |
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