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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead "Why don't we just do the 20 usual pushups like on the women's thread ? | |||
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"No, I run, Walking Do yoga, Core training, Meditation, Parenting, Work, I'm not doing anymore. "Blimey - I'm tired just reading that lot.  | |||
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"No, I run, Walking Do yoga, Core training, Meditation, Parenting, Work, I'm not doing anymore. "why not?... you have all the time in the world | |||
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead "Please can you tailor the workout for the disabled among us?  Only 1 functional leg here, wheelchair user | |||
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"No, I run, Walking Do yoga, Core training, Meditation, Parenting, Work, I'm not doing anymore.
why not?... you have all the time in the world "Depending what it is I could be persuaded to do more | |||
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"Glad the active people have responded, but it's more about the lazy ones who didn't even try to do it... If you're one of those people (and don't have a medical reason), why not? " What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable | |||
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"Can't do press ups and never have been able to - but I'm on Day 63 of a Fat To Fit app that gives me a 10-15 minute set of exercises to complete combined with a daily brisk walk of at least an hour....so I'll continue with those instead "Good man, I recommend making a heavy hulahoop out of blue underground water pipe | |||
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" What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable "Sadly I only know basic man stuff, I'm not a gym rat or anything. I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it, your hip to waist ratio is too great. Awwwwww how about a skipping rope? | |||
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"Ladies can join in with push ups too yano "I hope you keep your elbows pointing backwards, not out to the sides like fellas! Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary | |||
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" What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable
Sadly I only know basic man stuff, I'm not a gym rat or anything. I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it, your hip to waist ratio is too great.
Awwwwww how about a skipping rope?"Skipping for a woman with one functional leg?! Face planting more like. I'll stick to pushing 10k by wheelchair in a hilly area and would challenge any self professed "ripped" or "gym fit" guy to get up the hills | |||
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"Ladies can join in with push ups too yano
I hope you keep your elbows pointing backwards, not out to the sides like fellas! Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary "Muscular backs on women are awesome. | |||
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" Skipping for a woman with one functional leg?! Face planting more like. I'll stick to pushing 10k by wheelchair in a hilly area and would challenge any self professed "ripped" or "gym fit" guy to get up the hills "Lol, I don't think you could have a fairer point, and I definitely couldn't do a single km up hill without palpitations!! | |||
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"I took a shit, that's equivalent to like 50 sit ups!" 1 shit down =50 sit ups. | |||
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"Ladies can join in with push ups too yano
I hope you keep your elbows pointing backwards, not out to the sides like fellas! Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary "Back workouts are my faves!! I don't care  . I'm hardly about to become she hulk just because I like to work my back  .
You're supposed to keep your elbows back for normal pushups anyway and wide push ups work your chest and shoulders more anyway, not your back? | |||
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" What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable
Sadly I only know basic man stuff, I'm not a gym rat or anything. I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it, your hip to waist ratio is too great.
Awwwwww how about a skipping rope?"Hula hooping as in a plastic hula hoop swung round the waist / hips? Chicks can't do that? | |||
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" Back workouts are my faves!! I don't care . I'm hardly about to become she hulk just because I like to work my back .
You're supposed to keep your elbows back for normal pushups anyway and wide push ups work your chest and shoulders more anyway, not your back? "Hmmm there might be a discrepancy in what we're calling our back and shoulders, I think of it as upper back and lower waist... I've got a torn rotator cuff so I can only do the wide way anyway  | |||
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" What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable
Sadly I only know basic man stuff, I'm not a gym rat or anything. I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it, your hip to waist ratio is too great.
Awwwwww how about a skipping rope?
Hula hooping as in a plastic hula hoop swung round the waist / hips? Chicks can't do that? "Oh my it's getting better | |||
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"Hula hooping as in a plastic hula hoop swung round the waist / hips? Chicks can't do that? "If they could do it for exercise, I would be running classes and selling massively overpriced hoops! You can do it for fun, but the hoop will always rotate around your belly button because your hips are too shapely, it gets pushed upwards. A woman's bellybutton is miles away from the natural pivot point in your pelvis, so it's extremely inefficient just to keep it moving. When I do it, it revolves right on my pelvic pivot point, right at he base of my dick. I barely have to move or use energy, it's just timing, tension and counterbalance. Extremely satisfying when you get into it, and perfect if you can't do aerobic exercise. The key is to never buy a hulahoop, they're always useless. You need plenty of water inside to keep momentum going and make it heavy for muscle building and toning, commercial ones are usually solid plastic, dead weight, with ridiculous nobbles all over so they hurt. | |||
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"Ladies can join in with push ups too yano
I hope you keep your elbows pointing backwards, not out to the sides like fellas! Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary
Muscular backs on women are awesome. "I agree they are awesome | |||
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"Ladies can join in with push ups too yano
I hope you keep your elbows pointing backwards, not out to the sides like fellas! Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary
Muscular backs on women are awesome. "Here here! Doesn't help OASC fitness tests still have different levels for men and women. When I applied (I didn't get in lol) I set myself the target of the men's levels. I beat all the men there (including an ex navy guy) at the pushups and sit ups. Didn't get men's level bleep test, but even after that I managed 43 push ups and 38 sit ups in a minute, all done one set after the other after the bleep test. Military standard, hands on temples, elbows to knees and elbows to 90degrees, no half arsed efforts. Never tell a woman she can't do what a man can. (Except anything involving a willy) | |||
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"Hula hooping as in a plastic hula hoop swung round the waist / hips? Chicks can't do that?
If they could do it for exercise, I would be running classes and selling massively overpriced hoops!
You can do it for fun, but the hoop will always rotate around your belly button because your hips are too shapely, it gets pushed upwards. A woman's bellybutton is miles away from the natural pivot point in your pelvis, so it's extremely inefficient just to keep it moving.
When I do it, it revolves right on my pelvic pivot point, right at he base of my dick. I barely have to move or use energy, it's just timing, tension and counterbalance. Extremely satisfying when you get into it, and perfect if you can't do aerobic exercise.
The key is to never buy a hulahoop, they're always useless. You need plenty of water inside to keep momentum going and make it heavy for muscle building and toning, commercial ones are usually solid plastic, dead weight, with ridiculous nobbles all over so they hurt.
"Well don't you talk some bullshit. Weighted hoops are great, and you have to keep core tensed to avoid bruises... | |||
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"Hula hooping as in a plastic hula hoop swung round the waist / hips? Chicks can't do that?
If they could do it for exercise, I would be running classes and selling massively overpriced hoops!
You can do it for fun, but the hoop will always rotate around your belly button because your hips are too shapely, it gets pushed upwards. A woman's bellybutton is miles away from the natural pivot point in your pelvis, so it's extremely inefficient just to keep it moving.
When I do it, it revolves right on my pelvic pivot point, right at he base of my dick. I barely have to move or use energy, it's just timing, tension and counterbalance. Extremely satisfying when you get into it, and perfect if you can't do aerobic exercise.
The key is to never buy a hulahoop, they're always useless. You need plenty of water inside to keep momentum going and make it heavy for muscle building and toning, commercial ones are usually solid plastic, dead weight, with ridiculous nobbles all over so they hurt.
"Erm.....if you say so. I've done it for exercise and fun. Been doing it since I was a child and can still do it now. Round my hips, my stomach, my arm and even my neck can't do it round my leg, I lose all coordination on that one | |||
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" Back workouts are my faves!! I don't care . I'm hardly about to become she hulk just because I like to work my back .
You're supposed to keep your elbows back for normal pushups anyway and wide push ups work your chest and shoulders more anyway, not your back?
Hmmm there might be a discrepancy in what we're calling our back and shoulders, I think of it as upper back and lower waist...
I've got a torn rotator cuff so I can only do the wide way anyway "Maybe between you and I but not between I and anatomy sorry . | |||
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"Well don't you talk some bullshit. Weighted hoops are great, and you have to keep core tensed to avoid bruises... "Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about... My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. I mean, it's not good enough for you to do it every day, is it? Similarly, you cannot dispute the fact that women are physically different to men. Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p | |||
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"Maybe between you and I but not between I and anatomy sorry . "Enlighten me... with your arms by your side, what do you call the part of your back above the elbows? And the bit below them? I'd just call them my upper back and waist / lower back. Is that anatomically incorrect? | |||
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"Well don't you talk some bullshit. Weighted hoops are great, and you have to keep core tensed to avoid bruises...
Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about...
My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. I mean, it's not good enough for you to do it every day, is it?
Similarly, you cannot dispute the fact that women are physically different to men. Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p"I'm not good at pushups?... I've whooped men's arses at the gym Have you got evidence? Good luck with your future fab meets | |||
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" I'm not good at pushups?... I've whooped men's arses at the gym Have you got evidence? Good luck with your future fab meets "Who said anything about pushups? Evidence of what? Make sense woman... | |||
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" I'm not good at pushups?... I've whooped men's arses at the gym Have you got evidence? Good luck with your future fab meets
Who said anything about pushups? Evidence of what? Make sense woman..."You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too? If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business. | |||
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"Maybe between you and I but not between I and anatomy sorry .
Enlighten me... with your arms by your side, what do you call the part of your back above the elbows? And the bit below them?
I'd just call them my upper back and waist / lower back. Is that anatomically incorrect?"Yes but I said shoulders | |||
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" You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too? If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business. " Whoooa there... what on earth are you talking about? You can't just make stuff up and pretend I said it!! I've never questioned your ability to do push ups. I never would, because women are perfectly capable of this and I am not. I have a permanent injury which prevents doing too many. I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with. I am not a PT and never claimed to be. I have asthma and can't do aerobic exercise, so I hoop while watching telly because it's virtually no effort for me. Because I'm a man with narrow hips. And I understand physics. Calm down. | |||
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" I'm not good at pushups?... I've whooped men's arses at the gym Have you got evidence? Good luck with your future fab meets
Who said anything about pushups? Evidence of what? Make sense woman...
You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too?
If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business.
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"OP are you deliberately trying to bait us women so we fall at your feet and tell you you're the best or so we get wound up and stand up for ourselves because you're talking bullshit and we won't just sit down and take it? I can't work it out but I'm just a woman so clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about "Apparently I think your shoulders are by your elbows | |||
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" You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too? If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business. Whoooa there... what on earth are you talking about? You can't just make stuff up and pretend I said it!! I've never questioned your ability to do push ups. I never would, because women are perfectly capable of this and I am not. I have a permanent injury which prevents doing too many. I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with. I am not a PT and never claimed to be. I have asthma and can't do aerobic exercise, so I hoop while watching telly because it's virtually no effort for me. Because I'm a man with narrow hips. And I understand physics. Calm down." . So women should only work out certain parts of our bodies for men's pleasure? I've heard it all now | |||
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead "Can I run 5k instead? It always amuses me how the weight guys often can’t/won’t do cardio | |||
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" You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too? If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business. Whoooa there... what on earth are you talking about? You can't just make stuff up and pretend I said it!! I've never questioned your ability to do push ups. I never would, because women are perfectly capable of this and I am not. I have a permanent injury which prevents doing too many. I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with. I am not a PT and never claimed to be. I have asthma and can't do aerobic exercise, so I hoop while watching telly because it's virtually no effort for me. Because I'm a man with narrow hips. And I understand physics. Calm down." Squats don't actually do that much for your glutes either sorry. They're more quad dominant | |||
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"OP are you deliberately trying to bait us women so we fall at your feet and tell you you're the best or so we get wound up and stand up for ourselves because you're talking bullshit and we won't just sit down and take it? I can't work it out but I'm just a woman so clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about "I don't understand where you've got this idea I'm baiting anyone other than lazy men. You lasses are trying to start fights, making stuff up and getting irrationally defensive, but you cannot win a fight against basic physics!!! | |||
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" You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too? If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business. Whoooa there... what on earth are you talking about? You can't just make stuff up and pretend I said it!! I've never questioned your ability to do push ups. I never would, because women are perfectly capable of this and I am not. I have a permanent injury which prevents doing too many. I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with. I am not a PT and never claimed to be. I have asthma and can't do aerobic exercise, so I hoop while watching telly because it's virtually no effort for me. Because I'm a man with narrow hips. And I understand physics. Calm down.. So women should only work out certain parts of our bodies for men's pleasure? I've heard it all now "Yes, and please do it in mega tight leggings, a bra top and a full face of make up. Ta love | |||
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"OP are you deliberately trying to bait us women so we fall at your feet and tell you you're the best or so we get wound up and stand up for ourselves because you're talking bullshit and we won't just sit down and take it? I can't work it out but I'm just a woman so clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about
Apparently I think your shoulders are by your elbows "Aren't they? | |||
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"OP are you deliberately trying to bait us women so we fall at your feet and tell you you're the best or so we get wound up and stand up for ourselves because you're talking bullshit and we won't just sit down and take it? I can't work it out but I'm just a woman so clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about
I don't understand where you've got this idea I'm baiting anyone other than lazy men. You lasses are trying to start fights, making stuff up and getting irrationally defensive, but you cannot win a fight against basic physics!!!
"Us "lasses" as you chose to call us , haven't started anything. We simply replied to your misogynistic comments. Maybe you should go back and read what you've wrote. We "can't" do certain things and should only do certain exercises for a man's benefit? Maybe go hunt for dinner once you're done too | |||
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead
Can I run 5k instead?
It always amuses me how the weight guys often can’t/won’t do cardio"Agreed seen it in basic and airborne school. Big muscle guys falling out of road marches because of 0 cardio. Sucking air like they were suffocating. | |||
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"OP are you deliberately trying to bait us women so we fall at your feet and tell you you're the best or so we get wound up and stand up for ourselves because you're talking bullshit and we won't just sit down and take it? I can't work it out but I'm just a woman so clearly I have no idea what I'm talking about
I don't understand where you've got this idea I'm baiting anyone other than lazy men. You lasses are trying to start fights, making stuff up and getting irrationally defensive, but you cannot win a fight against basic physics!!!
Us "lasses" as you chose to call us , haven't started anything. We simply replied to your misogynistic comments. Maybe you should go back and read what you've wrote. We "can't" do certain things and should only do certain exercises for a man's benefit? Maybe go hunt for dinner once you're done too "Calm down! Don't be getting irrational now! | |||
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" You're the one being sexist "women can't do pushups " .. do squats instead? And saying back muscles on women are scary? How about we want balanced, functional bodies too? If you're a PT and this is how you talk to your clients, I'm astounded you have business. Whoooa there... what on earth are you talking about? You can't just make stuff up and pretend I said it!! I've never questioned your ability to do push ups. I never would, because women are perfectly capable of this and I am not. I have a permanent injury which prevents doing too many. I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with. I am not a PT and never claimed to be. I have asthma and can't do aerobic exercise, so I hoop while watching telly because it's virtually no effort for me. Because I'm a man with narrow hips. And I understand physics. Calm down.. So women should only work out certain parts of our bodies for men's pleasure? I've heard it all now
Yes, and please do it in mega tight leggings, a bra top and a full face of make up. Ta love "Seeing as you asked so nicely | |||
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead
Can I run 5k instead?
It always amuses me how the weight guys often can’t/won’t do cardio"It's a common theme, alot don't realise that doing cardio benefits your lifting, whether bodybuilding or powerlifting. | |||
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"GENTLEMEN- I present to you... the sheer state of modern women. This thread was a simple morning reminder for men to have a little self respect, but women seem to think it's all about them, and they'll make up any old shit to protect their egos. Science is science. " GENTLEMEN- I present to you, how not to act | |||
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"Just some quotes from yourself... Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead (As if we're not capable of pushups) I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it (Generally dismissive of women) Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary (Downright rude) Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about... (Big up yourself, then say you're not a PT) My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p (Menwomen statement) I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. (Squats are not more useful, you're just a pervert with sweeping generalisations) I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with. (My IQ is just dandy thankyou and doesn't need proving to you) If you don't see the issue, you're the problem." Don't forget we are liars too | |||
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"GENTLEMEN- I present to you... the sheer state of modern women. This thread was a simple morning reminder for men to have a little self respect, but women seem to think it's all about them, and they'll make up any old shit to protect their egos. Science is science. GENTLEMEN- I present to you, how not to act "I think I might sit some popcorn infront of me so every time I squat I can reach some | |||
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"Just some quotes from yourself... Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead (As if we're not capable of pushups) I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it (Generally dismissive of women) Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary (Downright rude) Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about... (Big up yourself, then say you're not a PT) My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p (Menwomen statement) I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. (Squats are not more useful, you're just a pervert with sweeping generalisations) I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with. (My IQ is just dandy thankyou and doesn't need proving to you) If you don't see the issue, you're the problem. Don't forget we are liars too " You forgot nobody will want to play hide the sausage with me if I have back muscles | |||
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I think I might sit some popcorn infront of me so every time I squat I can reach some "I stick a dildo to a small box... makes me squat deeper | |||
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"Just some quotes from yourself... Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead (As if we're not capable of pushups) I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it (Generally dismissive of women) Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary (Downright rude) Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about... (Big up yourself, then say you're not a PT) My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p (Menwomen statement) I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. (Squats are not more useful, you're just a pervert with sweeping generalisations) I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with. (My IQ is just dandy thankyou and doesn't need proving to you) If you don't see the issue, you're the problem. Don't forget we are liars too You forgot nobody will want to play hide the sausage with me if I have back muscles "Just stick it between your shoulder blades and wank them off while you do lat pulldowns | |||
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"Just some quotes from yourself... Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead (As if we're not capable of pushups) I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it (Generally dismissive of women) Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary (Downright rude) Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about... (Big up yourself, then say you're not a PT) My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p (Menwomen statement) I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. (Squats are not more useful, you're just a pervert with sweeping generalisations) I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with. (My IQ is just dandy thankyou and doesn't need proving to you) If you don't see the issue, you're the problem. Don't forget we are liars too You forgot nobody will want to play hide the sausage with me if I have back muscles "Does the sausage still count if it's plastic? | |||
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"Just some quotes from yourself... Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead (As if we're not capable of pushups) I'd love to recommend hulahooping but chicks can't do it (Generally dismissive of women) Lasses with big, muscular backs are a bit scary (Downright rude) Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about... (Big up yourself, then say you're not a PT) My hulahoops are an example of perfect physics, you cannot improve on it. Your hoop is an overpriced, gimmicky piece of trash. Don't get so defensive, it's just another one of those things which we're unfairly good at and you're not :p (Menwomen statement) I suggested squats instead because they're more useful for women. It gives them nice asses, which we men enjoy more than big, muscular backs. (Squats are not more useful, you're just a pervert with sweeping generalisations) I haven't said anything sexist. Patronising you like this has nothing to do with your gender, it's your IQ and general temperament causing an issue which unfortunately requires dealing with. (My IQ is just dandy thankyou and doesn't need proving to you) If you don't see the issue, you're the problem. Don't forget we are liars too You forgot nobody will want to play hide the sausage with me if I have back muscles
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead "Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger? | |||
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead
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"Go on blokes, how many agree with the above?! I stopped paying attention right around the time he said 5 push ups are going to give women massively muscular backs. I do 200 a day and it hasn't worked for me "Because there's far, far better excercises to work your back. Pulldowns, rows, pull ups, etc . | |||
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead
Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?"I could be the box and dildo for mrs bluebell racer, that would make mine bigger | |||
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead
Can I run 5k instead?
It always amuses me how the weight guys often can’t/won’t do cardio
It's a common theme, alot don't realise that doing cardio benefits your lifting, whether bodybuilding or powerlifting.
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"GENTLEMEN- I present to you... the sheer state of modern women. This thread was a simple morning reminder for men to have a little self respect, but women seem to think it's all about them, and they'll make up any old shit to protect their egos. Science is science. " No I absolutely 100% disagree with you. How about you have respect for others? You seem to think you know everything about what exercises women can and can’t do, which is totally wrong! I can’t see a single reply on here that is “made up” to protect any ego. the only person making things up is you OP! What science are you on about? Speak for yourself and stop saying “we men” because I don’t agree with anything you’ve said on this thread... | |||
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" You can’t honestly think like this? This is a wind up, right? Please say it’s a wind up....... It's playful, cheeky, maybe a little provocative, but just as true as anything any of you have said. You can't deny there's a lot of irrational responses and gaslighting here. " I guess at least you recognise your behaviour | |||
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead
Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?
Weighted cock ring and use it as a hula hoop.
Not quite the same thing but I once saw a video of some women doing hip thrusts with weight plates on a strap on "I've sent you that one haven't I | |||
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" You can’t honestly think like this? This is a wind up, right? Please say it’s a wind up....... It's playful, cheeky, maybe a little provocative, but just as true as anything any of you have said. You can't deny there's a lot of irrational responses and gaslighting here. " The only one gaslighting on here is you. | |||
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"Drop everything right now and do 5 push ups. Do this every day until I say stop. Don't be a pussy or make excuses, just do it. I don't care if you do or not, but by the time you've read the rest of this post you'll probably find you could have done it and got back to fabbing by now, with slightly increased chances of pulling, so just crack on with it. Ladies, if you'd like to join in- do 5 standing squats instead
Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?
Weighted cock ring and use it as a hula hoop.
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" No I absolutely 100% disagree with you. How about you have respect for others? You seem to think you know everything about what exercises women can and can’t do, which is totally wrong! I can’t see a single reply on here that is “made up” to protect any ego. the only person making things up is you OP! What science are you on about? Speak for yourself and stop saying “we men” because I don’t agree with anything you’ve said on this thread..." Mate, quit virtue signalling, you obviously have only been following the female version of events. "The science" refers to women having a different hip to waist ratio than men, so they can't spin a hula hoop around their pelvis, right at the pivot point where you and I would do it. It gets pushed up around their belly button which is inefficient and fucks their backs, so it's no good for exercise. They can do it for fun, but they'd need narrow hips like ours to exercise effectively. What's wrong with that? | |||
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"Can I get my house husband, who is better at housework & can do all the manly jobs I'm too feeble to do, to do his 5 press ups after he's finished all his chores? " He wouldn't need to, would he? But then, he'd do it if he loved you | |||
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Do you have any exercises to make my man muscle bigger?
Weighted cock ring and use it as a hula hoop.
Not quite the same thing but I once saw a video of some women doing hip thrusts with weight plates on a strap on
I've sent you that one haven't I
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" No I absolutely 100% disagree with you. How about you have respect for others? You seem to think you know everything about what exercises women can and can’t do, which is totally wrong! I can’t see a single reply on here that is “made up” to protect any ego. the only person making things up is you OP! What science are you on about? Speak for yourself and stop saying “we men” because I don’t agree with anything you’ve said on this thread... Mate, quit virtue signalling, you obviously have only been following the female version of events. "The science" refers to women having a different hip to waist ratio than men, so they can't spin a hula hoop around their pelvis, right at the pivot point where you and I would do it. It gets pushed up around their belly button which is inefficient and fucks their backs, so it's no good for exercise. They can do it for fun, but they'd need narrow hips like ours to exercise effectively. What's wrong with that?" You’re kidding right? How judgmental are you to accuse someone of virtual signalling just because they disagree with you? Rarely have I read such BS that hasn’t been deleted already. | |||
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" No I absolutely 100% disagree with you. How about you have respect for others? You seem to think you know everything about what exercises women can and can’t do, which is totally wrong! I can’t see a single reply on here that is “made up” to protect any ego. the only person making things up is you OP! What science are you on about? Speak for yourself and stop saying “we men” because I don’t agree with anything you’ve said on this thread... Mate, quit virtue signalling, you obviously have only been following the female version of events. "The science" refers to women having a different hip to waist ratio than men, so they can't spin a hula hoop around their pelvis, right at the pivot point where you and I would do it. It gets pushed up around their belly button which is inefficient and fucks their backs, so it's no good for exercise. They can do it for fun, but they'd need narrow hips like ours to exercise effectively. What's wrong with that? You’re kidding right? How judgmental are you to accuse someone of virtual signalling just because they disagree with you? Rarely have I read such BS that hasn’t been deleted already. " Don't be daft, men aren't allowed to agree with women | |||
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" No I absolutely 100% disagree with you. How about you have respect for others? You seem to think you know everything about what exercises women can and can’t do, which is totally wrong! I can’t see a single reply on here that is “made up” to protect any ego. the only person making things up is you OP! What science are you on about? Speak for yourself and stop saying “we men” because I don’t agree with anything you’ve said on this thread... Mate, quit virtue signalling, you obviously have only been following the female version of events. "The science" refers to women having a different hip to waist ratio than men, so they can't spin a hula hoop around their pelvis, right at the pivot point where you and I would do it. It gets pushed up around their belly button which is inefficient and fucks their backs, so it's no good for exercise. They can do it for fun, but they'd need narrow hips like ours to exercise effectively. What's wrong with that? You’re kidding right? How judgmental are you to accuse someone of virtual signalling just because they disagree with you? Rarely have I read such BS that hasn’t been deleted already. Don't be daft, men aren't allowed to agree with women "I beg to differ. | |||
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"I do 1 sit up a day when I get out of bed have done all my life and still don’t have a 6pack all this training malarkey is a myth "This comment wins fab for me today hahaha x | |||
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" You’re kidding right? How judgmental are you to accuse someone of virtual signalling just because they disagree with you? Rarely have I read such BS that hasn’t been deleted already. How judgmental are you to accuse me of being judgmental, when you clearly don't understand what I've actually said in this thread, just like he was doing? Either you're virtue signalling, lazy or stupid. I gave the other guy the benefit of the doubt with the virtue signalling, reserving judgment for you... "Please judge away. You seem to get a kick out of it. Nothing in my post would suggest understand or not understand what your point was btw. I was commenting on your attitude alone. | |||
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"No, I run, Walking Do yoga, Core training, Meditation, Parenting, Work, I'm not doing anymore. "No wanking? Surely that's a work out | |||
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"Glad the active people have responded, but it's more about the lazy ones who didn't even try to do it... If you're one of those people (and don't have a medical reason), why not? What's the adapted routine for us medical-y ones though?! I'm gonna turn into a vegetable "Lots of sex. Get the heart pumping  | |||
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"People can be fit and healthy with out bulging muscles. " All I do is 15 push ups, five minutes stretching and I hulahoop while watching telly every day. All the people who took offence in the beginning are the snobby gym rats, showing off about all their time-consuming exercise and pretending I said I was some sort of expert | |||
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"People can be fit and healthy with out bulging muscles. All I do is 15 push ups, five minutes stretching and I hulahoop while watching telly every day. All the people who took offence in the beginning are the snobby gym rats, showing off about all their time-consuming exercise and pretending I said I was some sort of expert "Op. Good luck for future meets. You can take your hula hoop with you | |||
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"People can be fit and healthy with out bulging muscles. All I do is 15 push ups, five minutes stretching and I hulahoop while watching telly every day. All the people who took offence in the beginning are the snobby gym rats, showing off about all their time-consuming exercise and pretending I said I was some sort of expert "You sort if did say you were an expert 'Well... I've done it pretty much every day for 20 years, so I kinda know what I'm talking about.' | |||
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