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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

This was great fun a couple of weeks ago so let's do a fresh round ..

You have the chance to sell yourself and tell us all why you are so amazingly fuckable or simply awesome .

But you only have 5 words to do it in so make them count.

Please newbies come and be heard and introduce yourself too .

Go ......

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

I don't fart in bed

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By *otSoPoshWoman over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I bake damn fine cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love to see men's cocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fire hazard - very flammable material

I'm hoping there are some future Darwin awards winners here..

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

Not perfect but limited edition

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tongues not just for talking

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

I want to please you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I don't fart in bed

Marry Me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to please you

Thanks for the earworm, Cede!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I bake damn fine cake"

And Cookies

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By *irtydevil666Man over a year ago

bristol

Broke the mould with me......

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Love to see men's cocks

Not Womens then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to please you

Thanks for the earworm, Cede!!

https://youtu.be/rQqwG_rQx7A

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ok my actual one

Filled with love and horniness

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Love to see men's cocks

Not Womens then

Trust you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Will leave you a husk.

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By *edeWoman over a year ago

the abyss

"I want to please you

Thanks for the earworm, Cede!!

You are most welcome beautiful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Interesting chat and mediocre sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Light at end of tunnel

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Love to see men's cocks

Not Womens then

Trust you

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I don't hug the quilt

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By *artender_onthelooseMan over a year ago

Dublin

Loves to break dry streaks

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman over a year ago

North West

Can breathe through my ears...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She loves to swallow cum

The missus that is

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Brings pudding to cottage pie

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By *parkle1974Woman over a year ago

Leeds

Small, sweet, sexy, sassy and fun

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"Ok my actual one

Filled with love and horniness

Can I fill you with something else?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Intelligent, fun, open minded, curvy, attractive

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By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

I am a great cuddler

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok my actual one

Filled with love and horniness

Can I fill you with something else?

Like a cream horn kind of way? Or chocolate bars... yum!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan over a year ago

Llanelli

Uses tools well, goes south

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Enjoy sitting after we’re done

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

"Ok my actual one

Filled with love and horniness

Can I fill you with something else?

Like a cream horn kind of way? Or chocolate bars... yum!! "

Whatever floats your boat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Brings pudding to cottage pie

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By *offiaCoolWoman over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"Brings pudding to cottage pie

There was only one person going to understand that off the wall comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pert boobs are the best.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Brings pudding to cottage pie

There was only one person going to understand that off the wall comment

Haha obvs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a sad old wanker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Making bbq ribs and beans

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Why I'm still a virgin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

18 stone of bearded manliness

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By *ancer36Woman over a year ago

Stirling

Petite, prancing, promiscuous...pocket rocket! X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like using my tongue

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