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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to have made up veris on my profile. Some people thought they were real..
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MassiveCock (49), Man on 13 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
She sucked my massive 12" cock while admiring my six pack and full head of hair in the back of my £250,000 gold Porsche.
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Horny247 (24), Man on 20 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
I've been banned from Morrisons for life! But every time I see a cucumber or mushroom soup I'll think of you. You're the horniest old woman I've ever met. xxx
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SuckMyTangerine (37), Man on 14 February 1986 by Meeting in person:
The marks are disappearing now. My doctor says I should regain full use of it within 5 years. Treat this woman with respect guys!!!!
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I used to have made up veris on my profile. Some people thought they were real..
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MassiveCock (49), Man on 13 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
She sucked my massive 12" cock while admiring my six pack and full head of hair in the back of my £250,000 gold Porsche.
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Horny247 (24), Man on 20 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
I've been banned from Morrisons for life! But every time I see a cucumber or mushroom soup I'll think of you. You're the horniest old woman I've ever met. xxx
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SuckMyTangerine (37), Man on 14 February 1986 by Meeting in person:
The marks are disappearing now. My doctor says I should regain full use of it within 5 years. Treat this woman with respect guys!!!!
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I used to have made up veris on my profile. Some people thought they were real..
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MassiveCock (49), Man on 13 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
She sucked my massive 12" cock while admiring my six pack and full head of hair in the back of my £250,000 gold Porsche.
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Horny247 (24), Man on 20 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
I've been banned from Morrisons for life! But every time I see a cucumber or mushroom soup I'll think of you. You're the horniest old woman I've ever met. xxx
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SuckMyTangerine (37), Man on 14 February 1986 by Meeting in person:
The marks are disappearing now. My doctor says I should regain full use of it within 5 years. Treat this woman with respect guys!!!!
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I used to leave bad (joke) veri’s for people and they loved them!
My favourite went something along the lines of; “met me in a shell suit, smelling of biscuits, then proceeded to traumatise the Costa with a loud recounting of their recent rectal prolapse.
Left me lost in Manchester and stole my wallet...
send help” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I used to have made up veris on my profile. Some people thought they were real..
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MassiveCock (49), Man on 13 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
She sucked my massive 12" cock while admiring my six pack and full head of hair in the back of my £250,000 gold Porsche.
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Horny247 (24), Man on 20 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
I've been banned from Morrisons for life! But every time I see a cucumber or mushroom soup I'll think of you. You're the horniest old woman I've ever met. xxx
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SuckMyTangerine (37), Man on 14 February 1986 by Meeting in person:
The marks are disappearing now. My doctor says I should regain full use of it within 5 years. Treat this woman with respect guys!!!!
I used to leave bad (joke) veri’s for people and they loved them!
My favourite went something along the lines of; “met me in a shell suit, smelling of biscuits, then proceeded to traumatise the Costa with a loud recounting of their recent rectal prolapse.
Left me lost in Manchester and stole my wallet...
send help”"
Some people will believe you are into biscuits and shell suits.
I had men asking me "what did you do with the mushroom soup?" |
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