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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You just got a call from a popular porn site / channel. They are offering you 1 million to have sex and to have it filmed and all rights go to them to have them distribute it how they want.
The catch? - It’s the last friend you had a conversation with by text message. They have been offered £1million also.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You just got a call from a popular porn site / channel. They are offering you 1 million to have sex and to have it filmed and all rights go to them to have them distribute it how they want.
The catch? - It’s the last friend you had a conversation with by text message. They have been offered £1million also.
Would you do it? "
Nope
It’s my daughter!!!
T |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nah not for 1 million it’d need to be nearer to 5 or a euro millions 3 week roll over. I hope EE customer services would be as excited about this as me?!  |
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"You just got a call from a popular porn site / channel. They are offering you 1 million to have sex and to have it filmed and all rights go to them to have them distribute it how they want.
The catch? - It’s the last friend you had a conversation with by text message. They have been offered £1million also.
Would you do it? "
This fucked me up coz an old school friend txt me this morning after not seeing him for like 8 years and he’s fat as fuck now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The last friend I messaged? Certainly not. Other friends maybe but not the last one I messaged "
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I know right...but I am sure him and me could get over it with a bottle of whiskey and agree never to speak about it again.
It’s 1million...come on!!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You just got a call from a popular porn site / channel. They are offering you 1 million to have sex and to have it filmed and all rights go to them to have them distribute it how they want.
The catch? - It’s the last friend you had a conversation with by text message. They have been offered £1million also.
Would you do it?
Nope
It’s my daughter!!!
T"
I did say ‘friend’ ...  |
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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago
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"You just got a call from a popular porn site / channel. They are offering you 1 million to have sex and to have it filmed and all rights go to them to have them distribute it how they want.
The catch? - It’s the last friend you had a conversation with by text message. They have been offered £1million also.
Would you do it?
This fucked me up coz an old school friend txt me this morning after not seeing him for like 8 years and he’s fat as fuck now"
Lol unlucky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You just got a call from a popular porn site / channel. They are offering you 1 million to have sex and to have it filmed and all rights go to them to have them distribute it how they want.
The catch? - It’s the last friend you had a conversation with by text message. They have been offered £1million also.
Would you do it?
This fucked me up coz an old school friend txt me this morning after not seeing him for like 8 years and he’s fat as fuck now"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You just got a call from a popular porn site / channel. They are offering you 1 million to have sex and to have it filmed and all rights go to them to have them distribute it how they want.
The catch? - It’s the last friend you had a conversation with by text message. They have been offered £1million also.
Would you do it? "
Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No can do. My last 'textee' is under the age of consent so big no-no.
The £1m fee is a curious figure these days. Yes, it would enable most people to pay off their mortgage and doubtless any other outstanding debt. It will also alleviate any 'better wait for payday' style budgeting. But sadly today it is many millions short of what is needed to sustain the archetypal 'millionaire's lifestyle' |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"No can do. My last 'textee' is under the age of consent so big no-no.
The £1m fee is a curious figure these days. Yes, it would enable most people to pay off their mortgage and doubtless any other outstanding debt. It will also alleviate any 'better wait for payday' style budgeting. But sadly today it is many millions short of what is needed to sustain the archetypal 'millionaire's lifestyle'"
I guess it depends what kind of lifestyle you're looking for - was thinking about this yesterday with £1m even without interest (which wouldn't be much anyway these days) I could maintain my current lifestyle debt free and still live comfortably without having to work for the next 20-30 years which would take me into my mid 80s at the upper end - I'd be happy with that.
With sound advice as to the best way to invest it and live off it my life would certainly be comfortable enough.
Found an interesting article too which said that £1m in 1980 would earn you about £160k in interest alone if you just banked it - these days you'd get about £20k in interest |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No can do. My last 'textee' is under the age of consent so big no-no.
The £1m fee is a curious figure these days. Yes, it would enable most people to pay off their mortgage and doubtless any other outstanding debt. It will also alleviate any 'better wait for payday' style budgeting. But sadly today it is many millions short of what is needed to sustain the archetypal 'millionaire's lifestyle'
I guess it depends what kind of lifestyle you're looking for - was thinking about this yesterday with £1m even without interest (which wouldn't be much anyway these days) I could maintain my current lifestyle debt free and still live comfortably without having to work for the next 20-30 years which would take me into my mid 80s at the upper end - I'd be happy with that.
With sound advice as to the best way to invest it and live off it my life would certainly be comfortable enough.
Found an interesting article too which said that £1m in 1980 would earn you about £160k in interest alone if you just banked it - these days you'd get about £20k in interest "
That's exactly what I was edging at. £1m 'buys' you a comfortable financially secure, yet humble, life. But if you want to start hobnobbing with the likes of the A-Listers and Elite sports stars in your 65 ft yacht, private jet, mansion and 8 holiday homes you're gonna need to do some sequels to your vid pretty quick! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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That's exactly what I was edging at. £1m 'buys' you a comfortable financially secure, yet humble, life. But if you want to start hobnobbing with the likes of the A-Listers and Elite sports stars in your 65 ft yacht, private jet, mansion and 8 holiday homes you're gonna need to do some sequels to your vid pretty quick! "
To be honest even if I had the money I wouldn't want the hobknobbing experience - comfortable and financially secure would suit me just fine |
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By *weedeldumbCouple (MM)
over a year ago
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Oh crikey, no. My last text was from a female so that's a good start but she's like my best friend I've known since we were in infants school. I just couldn't. She's like a sister to me. I couldn't 'rise' to the occasion. This vid would be a total turkey cos I and it would be a flop. Literally! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Omg 
My last text was with a mate - and I love her but not like that
But I need the money "
You see, I had/have mates that I reckon we would go for it.... it’s one million pounds!!! |
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"You just got a call from a popular porn site / channel. They are offering you 1 million to have sex and to have it filmed and all rights go to them to have them distribute it how they want.
The catch? - It’s the last friend you had a conversation with by text message. They have been offered £1million also.
Would you do it? "
I don't have any friends  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I texted my sister last 
So no, I shall pass on that one
Again...your last ‘friend’.. (top tip-skip the family texts.)
My boss , sort of a friend .... his wife would go mad so no "
Your 1 million pound richer...you don’t need to work for a while ... |
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"I texted my sister last
So no, I shall pass on that one
Again...your last ‘friend’.. (top tip-skip the family texts.)
My boss , sort of a friend .... his wife would go mad so no
Your 1 million pound richer...you don’t need to work for a while ..."
Nevertheless I wouldn't want to upset anyone's wife so I'd need her written consent |
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