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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Would you rather be-
1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....
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2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??
Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you rather be-
1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....
or
2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??
Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that. "
I am really a combination of the two myself : ugly as sin, crap body and a totally crap shag.
Don't just take my word for it though, try it out.
But don't come just yet, I need time to cover my mirrors up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm definately somewhere inbetween right now!
But given the choice - i'd opt for number 1!
Purely because if i was that crap - I could always practice a lot and improve!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's all subjective to what different people think. I'm nothing special looks-wise but i've had my compliments and I always take it as a sign that i'm pretty good shag-wise when i'm invited back 99% of the time.
I'm not one for loads of one-offs, I like to see people more than once if we get on so I make an effort when i'm meeting someone and it seems to pay off in finding regular FWBs that way. |
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"Would you rather be-
1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....
or
2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??
Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that. "
no.1 sounds like Paris Hilton
no.2 sounds like Ron Jeramy |
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"Would you rather be-
1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....
or
2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??at
Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that. "
You would do just fine for me a good shag is the best x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Id rather be A... theres always self love, and just because im a crap shag,, doesnt mean the hundreds of men i can pull cos im stunning wont be 
they dont have to come back again |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
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"Neither - Would rather be somewhere in the middle of the 2 
Cheat! Come on! Pick one! You know you want to!! "
lol
If I have to choose, option 2 please.
I can put a paper bag on my head, visit the gym to get a better body and I suppose I could live with being an amazing shag!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you choose to be good looking and average in the other two?
But how would you get to be so good if you were a so ugly lol"
Sorry that may read wrongly..
Im commenting on the question, not the OP lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can you choose to be good looking and average in the other two?
But how would you get to be so good if you were a so ugly lol
Sorry that may read wrongly..
Im commenting on the question, not the OP lol"
Yeah yeah I know you meant it really lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you rather be-
1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....
or
2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??
Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.
no.1 sounds like Paris Hilton
no.2 sounds like Ron Jeramy"
Is it wrong that I think Ron Jeremy has the 'X' factor?  |
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"Would you rather be-
1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....
or
2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??
Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.
no.1 sounds like Paris Hilton
no.2 sounds like Ron Jeramy
Is it wrong that I think Ron Jeremy has the 'X' factor? "
Ermmmm YES!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Neither - Would rather be somewhere in the middle of the 2
Cheat! Come on! Pick one! You know you want to!!
lol
If I have to choose, option 2 please.
I can put a paper bag on my head, visit the gym to get a better body and I suppose I could live with being an amazing shag! "
Why not just save on the bag and gym and just shag even worse people - they'd think you were fantastic!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you rather be-
1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....
or
2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??
Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that. "
I love a challenge (just jotting my name on the back of my hand in case!) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you rather be-
1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....
or
2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??
Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.
I am really a combination of the two myself : ugly as sin, crap body and a totally crap shag.
Don't just take my word for it though, try it out.
But don't come just yet, I need time to cover my mirrors up"
Have you covered the mirrors up yet? I can nip to kfc for a bucket for my head if you like. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Would you rather be-
1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....
or
2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??
Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.
I am really a combination of the two myself : ugly as sin, crap body and a totally crap shag.
Don't just take my word for it though, try it out.
But don't come just yet, I need time to cover my mirrors up
Have you covered the mirrors up yet? I can nip to kfc for a bucket for my head if you like. "
you can bring a full bucket
we'll eat that and then you can wear the bucket if you want
i know it's a particular fetish of yours
besides have you seen the new shades of blonde collection by garnier ?
there's one called 'southern fried chicken crumb'
i think it'd be a look on you ! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would you rather be-
1) Drop dead gorgeous, amazing body, but a totally crap shag....
or
2) Ugly as sin, crap body, but an absolutely brilliant shag??
Me- I'm such a minger I make mirrors crack.... but I like to shag men so hard they forget their own name. And I'm happy with that.
I am really a combination of the two myself : ugly as sin, crap body and a totally crap shag.
Don't just take my word for it though, try it out.
But don't come just yet, I need time to cover my mirrors up
Have you covered the mirrors up yet? I can nip to kfc for a bucket for my head if you like.
you can bring a full bucket
we'll eat that and then you can wear the bucket if you want
i know it's a particular fetish of yours
besides have you seen the new shades of blonde collection by garnier ?
there's one called 'southern fried chicken crumb'
i think it'd be a look on you !"
I'm not far off southern fried chicken crumb now actually. fish batter is very last week.
mmmm buckets....
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