The best

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Best 1 liner you’ve used or heard ... a lad at work whilst talking about Holly Willaboobie said

“I would crawl over a mile of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last man that fucked her” had me in stitches xx

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Eurgh

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd drink her bath water" is another good one that I've heard.

By *ocksareoffMan over a year ago

Out n About

"I'd use her shit for toothpaste and piss to gargle with" was one that made shudder