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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Say what you like in this thread, but the only rule is that you mention a vegetable somewhere at random, doesn’t have to make sense, in fact it’s better when it doesn’t, so any one can join in and is free to avocado! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!
Ouch! He'll need something chilli on it to bring the swelling down  "
He might have a leek. |
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!
Ouch! He'll need something chilli on it to bring the swelling down
He might have a leek."
A sit down wheat? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You need two to mango.
That's a fruit thread killer. 
Ah true. Slow brain today.  "
You're forgiven, once you've spanked yourself and posted a pic of your self disciplined bottom. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wonder if that bloke who was umming and ahing whether to have a wank or not has capsicum yet?!
I think he’s still pumpkin his penis 
Damn I should have said peanis  "
Let’s not be radish! |
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"This thread is radish-ing 
I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already.
Careful now, you butternut squash the vibe 
Fuck beet me to it.
Vx"
Sorry, there are only so many vegetable puns in the garlics-y |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I'm not really one for commenting on vegetable threads, so I'll make this one comment and that's shallot.
Only one comment! That doesn't salsify me. "
Beets me how you are still reading this? Is he dangling a carrot? |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
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"This thread is radish-ing
I don't know, I'm a little gourd of it already.
Careful now, you butternut squash the vibe
Fuck beet me to it.
Vx
Sorry, there are only so many vegetable puns in the garlics-y "
You called it flower
V x
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drove all the butternut way to London and back today. Ended up spending 11hrs in broccoli a slk. I am not a fan of Mercedes parsnip seats as they’re hard peas and uncomfortable. |
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We’re both vegetarian, we like nothing more than dining on a firm young carrot apiece! We find the cauliflower infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, flowers are simply tarts! Prostitutes for the Beas! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"We’re both vegetarian, we like nothing more than dining on a firm young carrot apiece! We find the cauliflower infinitely more fascinating than the geranium, flowers are simply tarts! Prostitutes for the Beas! "
Parklife! |
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"Say what you like in this thread, but the only rule is that you mention a vegetable somewhere at random, doesn’t have to make sense, in fact it’s better when it doesn’t, so any one can join in and is free to avocado! "
I'm feeling meloncholy so I'm going to find Inner peas by being a couch potato if there's mush room with the dog on it.
Maybe watch titanic, especially the bit where it hits the iceberg.
That should lead to me feeling hap pea er
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