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Chip shop chips or mcd's fries?
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Don't wank over your chips OP
No danger of that (again)... Salt got where you really don't want it last time!"
Were you using them to wank?
And in answer... chippy.
Only wait until you get home to wank.
And wait til after the wank to put salt n vinegar on. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Don't wank over your chips OP Save it for some nachos as a dip.
Ooh nachos!I prefer the cheese dip, I don't know who made the cum dip."
I suddenly don't want any dip  |
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By *rder66Man
over a year ago
Tatooine |
"Don't wank over your chips OP Save it for some nachos as a dip.
Ooh nachos!I prefer the cheese dip, I don't know who made the cum dip.
I suddenly don't want any dip "
In some places they are both the same colour.  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Don't wank over your chips OP Save it for some nachos as a dip.
Ooh nachos!I prefer the cheese dip, I don't know who made the cum dip.
I suddenly don't want any dip In some places they are both the same colour. "
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I don't even care which is the wrong colour.... either would be bad |
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By *exford OP Man
over a year ago
discombobulated land |
"Don't wank over your chips OP
No danger of that (again)... Salt got where you really don't want it last time!
Were you using them to wank?
And in answer... chippy.
Only wait until you get home to wank.
And wait til after the wank to put salt n vinegar on. "
I knew I'd been going wrong! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Chip shop chips for consistent quality.
McD's fries are only nice when fresh which seems like it rarely happens "
Agreed. Chip shop chips usually retain their temperature far longer, whilst McD's Fries are invariably cool or even cold. They lose their temperature very quickly. |
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By *exford OP Man
over a year ago
discombobulated land |
"Chip shop chips for consistent quality.
McD's fries are only nice when fresh which seems like it rarely happens
Agreed. Chip shop chips usually retain their temperature far longer, whilst McD's Fries are invariably cool or even cold. They lose their temperature very quickly."
All about the surface area.. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Don't wank over your chips OP
No danger of that (again)... Salt got where you really don't want it last time!
Were you using them to wank?
And in answer... chippy.
Only wait until you get home to wank.
And wait til after the wank to put salt n vinegar on.
I knew I'd been going wrong!"
You're welcome |
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Chip shop but gotta have curry sauce with the lumps
McDonald’s chips are generally cold and they sneaky fuckers too they put lots of salt so u buy more drink
Also a friend works at McDonald’s and she told me If you look at the bottom of every burger bun there’s a white patch sometimes with powder well apparently that powder is something that makes you feel like your not hungry so u order more dunno how true it is but it’s interesting |
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"McDonald’s chips are generally cold and they sneaky fuckers too they put lots of salt so u buy more drink"
I thought they had to stop doing this because of regulations about salt? That's why they're even more flavourless than they used to be.
Chip shop chips for me, please. Plenty of salt and vinegar, with gravy and a jumbo sausage. Or with fish if you're eating with someone from far enough south that they get judgemental about not having fish.
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Chippy chips with salt and chippy sauce... lush!!
Oh I forgot you southern softies dinnay know what chippy sauce is  ... it's a blended brown sauce with added vinegar and water which makes it lighter and less dense. Perfect for chippy chips...
Nom nom...  |
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Chippy chips if the owner controls the quality and consistency and they're done right.
To many times you get good and average from the same place.
Same with the fish, sometimes it's chunky flakes and crisp batter, other times the fish is mush and the batter isn't nice.
Stopped using my local ones to be honest but still have a couple I know that are good.
"Orange" chips anyone ? |
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By *ermite12ukMan
over a year ago
Solihull and Brentwood |
"Chippy chips with salt and chippy sauce... lush!!
Oh I forgot you southern softies dinnay know what chippy sauce is ... it's a blended brown sauce with added vinegar and water which makes it lighter and less dense. Perfect for chippy chips...
Nom nom... "
Your watering down HP sauce. Sure that should be against health regs. |
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"Chippy chips with salt and chippy sauce... lush!!
Oh I forgot you southern softies dinnay know what chippy sauce is ... it's a blended brown sauce with added vinegar and water which makes it lighter and less dense. Perfect for chippy chips...
Nom nom...
Your watering down HP sauce. Sure that should be against health regs. "
it's not HP sauce. That's fruity..
It is a spiced brown sauce with a lower viscosity than standard sauces.
All ya need to know is that it's braw on chippy chips!!! |
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By *icearmsMan
over a year ago
KIDLINGTON |
"It's chip shop chips for me every time...
Depends. For putting between 2 pieces of buttered thick white bread... Chip shop chips. For dunking in to thick chocolate milkshake McDonald's fries "
Still freaks me out  |
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