That give my chocolate starfish the voice of an angel.
If that angel sang like a broken trombone that is.
There's been a hurricane a blowing for the last few days and I'm pretty sure I saw Dorothy and Toto fly past.
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"Most things to be honest "
It's been quiet here for longer than normal so I thought I was the same, however I bought some yellow fingers a few days ago and my god I've been waking myself up at night! |
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"Most things to be honest
It's been quiet here for longer than normal so I thought I was the same, however I bought some yellow fingers a few days ago and my god I've been waking myself up at night! "
You are so refreshingly honest Peach  |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
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"Most things to be honest
It's been quiet here for longer than normal so I thought I was the same, however I bought some yellow fingers a few days ago and my god I've been waking myself up at night! "
WOW |
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One of my meds
They don't even smell, it is literally just wind
I can't fart in public cos they aren't quiet
In work, I have to clench my cheeks and do a waddle run to the loos  |
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"One of my meds
They don't even smell, it is literally just wind
I can't fart in public cos they aren't quiet
In work, I have to clench my cheeks and do a waddle run to the loos "
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"They make my tortoise constipated.
Hmmmm, I think it's been a few days since I dropped the kids off at the pool. Maybe I'm half tortoise "
Possibly. I put the tort in a warm bath and gently brush him with a toothbrush, that seems to do the trick. I can pop round and do that for you if you like.  |
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"They make my tortoise constipated.
Hmmmm, I think it's been a few days since I dropped the kids off at the pool. Maybe I'm half tortoise
Possibly. I put the tort in a warm bath and gently brush him with a toothbrush, that seems to do the trick. I can pop round and do that for you if you like. "
May need to opt for a back strubby brush rather than a toothbrush. My water would get cold by the time you got past my crab ladder |
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"Most things to be honest
It's been quiet here for longer than normal so I thought I was the same, however I bought some yellow fingers a few days ago and my god I've been waking myself up at night! "
Ale gives the best ones though peereyeeewwww |
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"That give my chocolate starfish the voice of an angel.
If that angel sang like a broken trombone that is.
There's been a hurricane a blowing for the last few days and I'm pretty sure I saw Dorothy and Toto fly past.
What gives you windy-pops?"
I’m not a windy popper but it’s onion if anything does trigger me.
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"That give my chocolate starfish the voice of an angel.
If that angel sang like a broken trombone that is.
There's been a hurricane a blowing for the last few days and I'm pretty sure I saw Dorothy and Toto fly past.
What gives you windy-pops?"
Nothing. I never pass wind.
My poos smell of roses too
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That give my chocolate starfish the voice of an angel.
If that angel sang like a broken trombone that is.
There's been a hurricane a blowing for the last few days and I'm pretty sure I saw Dorothy and Toto fly past.
What gives you windy-pops?
I’m not a windy popper but it’s onion if anything does trigger me.
More so if it’s that specific time in the month "
Yeah right lady muck!
Your Dutch ovens could roast a large mammal. |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
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"That give my chocolate starfish the voice of an angel.
If that angel sang like a broken trombone that is.
There's been a hurricane a blowing for the last few days and I'm pretty sure I saw Dorothy and Toto fly past.
What gives you windy-pops?
I’m not a windy popper but it’s onion if anything does trigger me.
More so if it’s that specific time in the month
Yeah right lady muck!
Your Dutch ovens could roast a large mammal."
Heston Blumenthal could do with a new tv show |
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