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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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SO accross on my page on a well nown auction site I have the following for sale.
1 off - Chocolate fire guard - only suitable for electric fires.
3 off - Motorbike ashtrays - bracket suitable for Suzuki and Honda.
1 off - Half used tin of Tartan paint (Anderson)
1 box - 200ml tubes of elbow grease.
Various pea's for whistles. let me know the required size
12 bread rolls (part shipment from a bakers dozen)
Accorted left handed screwdrivers - please state end required.
1 off - Sky hook 2 ton rating.
7 Long stands - Various lengths.
If any items are of interest please let me know
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By (user no longer on site)
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"SO accross on my page on a well nown auction site I have the following for sale.
1 off - Chocolate fire guard - only suitable for electric fires.
3 off - Motorbike ashtrays - bracket suitable for Suzuki and Honda.
1 off - Half used tin of Tartan paint (Anderson)
1 box - 200ml tubes of elbow grease.
Various pea's for whistles. let me know the required size
12 bread rolls (part shipment from a bakers dozen)
Accorted left handed screwdrivers - please state end required.
1 off - Sky hook 2 ton rating.
7 Long stands - Various lengths.
If any items are of interest please let me know
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Hey. Do you know what capacity the long stand is?
I’m expecting a delivery of a big weight. Not sure when it will get here as it’s been quite a while since I ordered it. Hoping the two will go well together. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"SO accross on my page on a well nown auction site I have the following for sale.
1 off - Chocolate fire guard - only suitable for electric fires.
3 off - Motorbike ashtrays - bracket suitable for Suzuki and Honda.
1 off - Half used tin of Tartan paint (Anderson)
1 box - 200ml tubes of elbow grease.
Various pea's for whistles. let me know the required size
12 bread rolls (part shipment from a bakers dozen)
Accorted left handed screwdrivers - please state end required.
1 off - Sky hook 2 ton rating.
7 Long stands - Various lengths.
If any items are of interest please let me know
Hey. Do you know what capacity the long stand is?
I’m expecting a delivery of a big weight. Not sure when it will get here as it’s been quite a while since I ordered it. Hoping the two will go well together."
I have
2 off 1hr,
1 off 3.5hr
3 off 4hr
and
1off 27hr versions. |
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Omg, we got one of the apprentice plumbers years ago with one of these types.
We sent him down to get a list of made up crap with a long wait being one of them.
He gave the list to the bloke behind the counter.
Promptly stood there for well over an hour before questioning the guy if his stuff was ready even tho he'd stood and watched him serve loads of guy's.
Came back fuming and threw a hissy fit,so I glued his boots to the floor so next morning they where stuck on the floor.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Got any of the glass hammers going?
They are on back order.
due in some time in April"
Throw me in some jelly nails and you can have all my rocking horse poop |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got any of the glass hammers going?
They are on back order.
due in some time in April
Throw me in some jelly nails and you can have all my rocking horse poop"
i have plenty of that in stock already.
what length of nails do you need?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got any of the glass hammers going? "
Glass hammers do exist....so do bubbles for.spirit levels, set of tyres for challenger tank, even left handed trowels as well... |
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First morning on site as an apprentice I got sent to the builders merchant for a long weight..... I just took the day off and went home, came back the next day and the foreman was furious.... I just stood there and told him that every shop made me wait for hours and at the end of the day none of them had stock, so I had to go home....... nothing he could do, and he never fucked me around like that again..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"SO accross on my page on a well nown auction site I have the following for sale.
1 off - Chocolate fire guard - only suitable for electric fires.
3 off - Motorbike ashtrays - bracket suitable for Suzuki and Honda.
1 off - Half used tin of Tartan paint (Anderson)
1 box - 200ml tubes of elbow grease.
Various pea's for whistles. let me know the required size
12 bread rolls (part shipment from a bakers dozen)
Accorted left handed screwdrivers - please state end required.
1 off - Sky hook 2 ton rating.
7 Long stands - Various lengths.
If any items are of interest please let me know
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What I'm really needing is a bubble for a spirit level, mine needs replacing cant find one anywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Love this post OP. 
First I thought I will give it a cold shoulder. Then I thought i will give you a taste of your own medicine.
While I am here do you have any clouds with the silver lining in stock? I do need some. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Omg, we got one of the apprentice plumbers years ago with one of these types.
We sent him down to get a list of made up crap with a long wait being one of them.
He gave the list to the bloke behind the counter.
Promptly stood there for well over an hour before questioning the guy if his stuff was ready even tho he'd stood and watched him serve loads of guy's.
Came back fuming and threw a hissy fit,so I glued his boots to the floor so next morning they where stuck on the floor. "
My old boss used to do this on interviews in a DIY store. He'd send them to find sky hooks on the shop floor. We used to have to hide so we didn't get seen laughing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Love this post OP.
First I thought I will give it a cold shoulder. Then I thought i will give you a taste of your own medicine.
While I am here do you have any clouds with the silver lining in stock? I do need some."
I dont have silver i have light gray and i could add some glitter to them to make them sparkle if thats any good |
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"I could do with a skirting board ladder and some fallopian tubing "
I have 4 6 and 8 mill options on the tubing.
The ladders come in 1 2 or 3" lenghts.
Let me know which sizes you require |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Love this post OP.
First I thought I will give it a cold shoulder. Then I thought i will give you a taste of your own medicine.
While I am here do you have any clouds with the silver lining in stock? I do need some.
I dont have silver i have light gray and i could add some glitter to them to make them sparkle if thats any good"
OK that's a blessing in disguise because you are on the ball. Silver means I need to go back to the drawing board but I won't cut any corners.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Love this post OP.
First I thought I will give it a cold shoulder. Then I thought i will give you a taste of your own medicine.
While I am here do you have any clouds with the silver lining in stock? I do need some.
I dont have silver i have light gray and i could add some glitter to them to make them sparkle if thats any good
OK that's a blessing in disguise because you are on the ball. Silver means I need to go back to the drawing board but I won't cut any corners. "
I have spare corners in stock if you need them.
and lead free pencils to aid any design drawing you require to do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New in stock
Safety scissors with removable guards
Knifes made from butter
Tuneless Forks
Pineapple flavoured eddible panties
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Any glass hammers in at the moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"New in stock
Safety scissors with removable guards
Knifes made from butter
Tuneless Forks
Pineapple flavoured eddible panties
Any glass hammers in at the moment "
frozen or room temperature? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have any marbles?
I seem to have lost mine. 
Wonky should included them as purchase gifts with every order. His are clearly not where they should be (and going spare) and we all need some I think. "
This is what happened to mine. Its why I dont have any left to send out |
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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago
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"Do you have any marbles?
I seem to have lost mine. "
Wonko should included them as purchase gifts with every order. His are clearly not where they should be (and going spare) and we all need some I think. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I've got some emperor's clothes (only worn once), I'm happy to swap them for a rabbit hole guard - I keep going down them
C"
Galv or Stainless steel? both in stock in various sizes |
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"Ooh you're spoiling me with the shiny option. Yes, go for for that please - it'll match some of my other *ahem* tools and accessories.
I can send a cuckoo to collect. It's got a screw loose though - can you recommend an appropriate sized tool?
C"
I have toffee hammers in stock. just be carefull it doesnt get stuck to it |
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"I've got some emperor's clothes (only worn once), I'm happy to swap them for a rabbit hole guard - I keep going down them
C
Galv or Stainless steel? both in stock in various sizes"
Ooh you're spoiling me with the shiny option. Yes, go for for that please - it'll match some of my other *ahem* tools and accessories.
I can send a cuckoo to collect. It's got a screw loose though - can you recommend an appropriate sized tool?
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"SO accross on my page on a well nown auction site I have the following for sale.
1 off - Chocolate fire guard - only suitable for electric fires.
3 off - Motorbike ashtrays - bracket suitable for Suzuki and Honda.
1 off - Half used tin of Tartan paint (Anderson)
1 box - 200ml tubes of elbow grease.
Various pea's for whistles. let me know the required size
12 bread rolls (part shipment from a bakers dozen)
Accorted left handed screwdrivers - please state end required.
1 off - Sky hook 2 ton rating.
7 Long stands - Various lengths.
If any items are of interest please let me know
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Google the Framley Examiner, look at the free-ads.
No need to thank me.
M |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As its Poets day.
The shop is now closed till I can be bothered re opening it "
Gosh darnit. Ive got an outfit design from the Emperor's tailor i was hoping you could supply the material for my new clothes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you ever get any 'thingi-me-jigs' ill take 2.
I have 'whatsitcalled's in stock if they can be of use
They don't fit, but thanks.  "
I have thingy ma bobbers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As its Poets day.
The shop is now closed till I can be bothered re opening it
Gosh darnit. Ive got an outfit design from the Emperor's tailor i was hoping you could supply the material for my new clothes! "
I did buy the material for his new clothes but I cant find it anymore |
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