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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What discrete way would you show you're part of the lifestyle? We know the obvious ones like pampas grass and various jewellery items but how could you discretely signal to others you like a swing without arousing the suspicions of those that like a slide?!

Im going for blue stocks and a lavender scented candle in the bathroom window

What do you reckon?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Isnt there something about pineapples?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Isnt there something about pineapples? "

And pen ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wearing one red sock

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By *elloWoman  over a year ago

alpha centauri

Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The password.

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

A Chameleon sticker on the back of the car?

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By *rder66Man  over a year ago

Tatooine


"Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it "

Just out of curiosity, which woods?

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By *P994Man  over a year ago

Travelling

I’d use the secret handshake like the Freemasons, not quite sure what it is though

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm thinking of joining a swingers website.

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South

Thumbs up, jazz hands style. Anybody looks at you gone off just pretend you’re a hitch hiker.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it "

Those damn muddy knees give you away every time.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

A miniature swing ornament in your front garden.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London


"I'm thinking of joining a swingers website. "

Ooh, I've heard "things" about those places

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Thumbs up, jazz hands style. Anybody looks at you gone off just pretend you’re a hitch hiker."

That avatar is soooooo sexy!

Good picturing La Luna.

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By *heeky wiggles2020Man  over a year ago

near the seaside

Just wear a custom made T shirt that says

Have a fab day

Most people will just think it’s an oddly chirpy T shirt

But some ... those special few

Will recognise the double meaning .... which may lead to double penetration

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wearing a special badge that says 'theres no clique' on it

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By *nliveneTV/TS  over a year ago

Selby

A Pandora charm

or saying i watch Quest channel

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South


"Thumbs up, jazz hands style. Anybody looks at you gone off just pretend you’re a hitch hiker.

That avatar is soooooo sexy!

Good picturing La Luna."

Thanks Sam!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wearing a special badge that says 'theres no clique' on it "

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Suck on the fab ice lolly.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tattoo of a swing set

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool

I carry a small vial of my own jizz on a chain around my neck.

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By *atricia ParnelWoman  over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Colour coded nail varnish

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend

Say you look fab a lot and wear a black ring

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Colour coded nail varnish "
red..white and dark brown with sprinkles?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it "

This

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By *hrobinsonMan  over a year ago

Bridgnorth

I use the word fab at lot at work, especially when talking to the mums...

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’ve got a fab T shirt, ankle chain, lizard sticker on the car...

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By *ersey GirlCouple  over a year ago

Glasgow

A collar

R

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I carry a small vial of my own jizz on a chain around my neck."

That's vial.

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I carry a small vial of my own jizz on a chain around my neck.

That's vial. "

FFS!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Blue stocks?! Can people throw rotten tomatoes at us too?

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By *urham 3 riversMan  over a year ago

Co. Durham

is Rick Stein a swinger he is always saying fab ?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Isnt there something about pineapples?

And pen ? "

And Watermelon

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it "

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By *hantasmagoriaWoman  over a year ago

Newport


"Isnt there something about pineapples?

And pen ? "

Agh that song!!

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By *aver999Couple  over a year ago

East Mids

When your invited round for a cuppa and spy a bowl on the table full of keys

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By *iaisonseekerMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"I carry a small vial of my own jizz on a chain around my neck.

That's vial. FFS! "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

A unicorn logo with a cock-like horn, in full rainbow colours as a badge, scarf etc. Scarf doubles as a skirt and you wear no knickers under it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I write fabswingers.com across my husband's forehead before we go out in bubble writing

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By *xtrafun4youMan  over a year ago

Dunstable


"Coming back from a walk in the woods with muddy knees and 5 different spunk trails running down your face and arse cheeks. Or is that a bit too obvious?

And if course I've never done it "

now that's a good one.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

The secret signal.

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By *unover40Couple  over a year ago

yeovil

My wifes outrageous flirting....

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Walk everywhere with a sky remote, you never know when it’s needed

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By *J coupleCouple  over a year ago

stone


"A Chameleon sticker on the back of the car?"

Haha. We’ve got one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My wifes outrageous flirting...."

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By *olden PoleMan  over a year ago

Thal

Shine light up in the sky like the bat signal only change to a giant cock

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