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It seems to be the case that if you know you're about to sneeze you can make a conscious effort to keep your eyes open but if it sneaks up on you your eyes will close automatically to control the pressure placed on them. |
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over a year ago
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"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it 
Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!! 
I am on a roll today!!!"
Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role  |
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"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it
Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!
I am on a roll today!!!
Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role "
Pervert!!!
Dont play with your food!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it
Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!
I am on a roll today!!!
Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role "
Grrrrrrrrrr bloody eye i mean roll |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it
Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!
I am on a roll today!!!
Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role
Pervert!!!
Dont play with your food!!!"
Yes one of them statements is true  |
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"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it
Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!
I am on a roll today!!!
Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role
Do I get to choose which one?
Pervert!!!
Dont play with your food!!!
Yes one of them statements is true "
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"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it
Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!
I am on a roll today!!!
Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role
Do I get to choose which one?
Pervert!!!
Dont play with your food!!!
Yes one of them statements is true "
Eh, what happened there?
I said "can I pick which one?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can u put a fruit pastille in ur mouth without chewing it
Woo hooo, can do that one too, but I pull funny faces trying not to chew lol!!!
I am on a roll today!!!
Is that a nice squishy fresh hog dog role
Do I get to choose which one?
Pervert!!!
Dont play with your food!!!
Yes one of them statements is true
Eh, what happened there?
I said "can I pick which one?""
Try again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!
This I have to see lol
Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?
Didn't hear a thing now I'll bring the pepper
And that leather thingy? 
Didn't get it after .... long story lol
Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!
Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time 
Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....
anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!! "
mmmmm jaffa cakes  |
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"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!
This I have to see lol
Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?
Didn't hear a thing now I'll bring the pepper
And that leather thingy?
Didn't get it after .... long story lol
Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!
Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time
Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....
anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!
mmmmm jaffa cakes "
mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!
This I have to see lol
Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?
Didn't hear a thing now I'll bring the pepper
And that leather thingy?
Didn't get it after .... long story lol
Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!
Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time
Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....
anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!
mmmmm jaffa cakes
mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!! "
Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?  |
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By *ouvakMan
over a year ago
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"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!
This I have to see lol
Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?
Didn't hear a thing now I'll bring the pepper
And that leather thingy?
Didn't get it after .... long story lol
Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!
Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time
Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....
anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!
mmmmm jaffa cakes
mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!! "
mmmmmm caramac's now your tlking , haven't tried caramac popcprn theough but i bet it would be right nice |
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"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!
This I have to see lol
Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?
Didn't hear a thing now I'll bring the pepper
And that leather thingy?
Didn't get it after .... long story lol
Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!
Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time
Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....
anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!
mmmmm jaffa cakes
mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!
Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right? "
Yup, what else would we be talking about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!
This I have to see lol
Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?
Didn't hear a thing now I'll bring the pepper
And that leather thingy?
Didn't get it after .... long story lol
Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!
Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time
Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....
anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!
mmmmm jaffa cakes
mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!
Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?
Yup, what else would we be talking about?"
Err! nothing |
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"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!
This I have to see lol
Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?
Didn't hear a thing now I'll bring the pepper
And that leather thingy?
Didn't get it after .... long story lol
Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!
Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time
Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....
anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!
mmmmm jaffa cakes
mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!
Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?
Yup, what else would we be talking about?
Err! nothing "
I love it when you try to act sweet and innocent...... then I think back and realise I know better lol |
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"impossible to do...
you would lose ya eyeballs "
Nope, but it took some practice!!!
Lol, I sometimes get sneezing fits that go on for five mins, result of an over sensitive nose from having it busted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!
This I have to see lol
Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?
Didn't hear a thing now I'll bring the pepper
And that leather thingy?
Didn't get it after .... long story lol
Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!
Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time
Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....
anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!
mmmmm jaffa cakes
mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!
Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?
Yup, what else would we be talking about?
Err! nothing
I love it when you try to act sweet and innocent...... then I think back and realise I know better lol "
I only tried a leather thingy on and sat on ya lap  |
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"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!
This I have to see lol
Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?
Didn't hear a thing now I'll bring the pepper
And that leather thingy?
Didn't get it after .... long story lol
Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!
Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time
Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....
anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!
mmmmm jaffa cakes
mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!
Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?
Yup, what else would we be talking about?
Err! nothing
I love it when you try to act sweet and innocent...... then I think back and realise I know better lol
I only tried a leather thingy on and sat on ya lap "
yup, thats all you did with me.....
but i wasnt the only one there!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!
This I have to see lol
Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?
Didn't hear a thing now I'll bring the pepper
And that leather thingy?
Didn't get it after .... long story lol
Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!
Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time
Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....
anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!
mmmmm jaffa cakes
mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!
Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?
Yup, what else would we be talking about?
Err! nothing
I love it when you try to act sweet and innocent...... then I think back and realise I know better lol
I only tried a leather thingy on and sat on ya lap
yup, thats all you did with me.....
but i wasnt the only one there!!!! "
Oh you shouldn't listen to all you hear .... if you wanna know the true story about why we left pm me and I'll tell you |
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"Well call me Mr Impossible then, cos I can do it!!
This I have to see lol
Aha, she took the bait!!....... Oh bugger, did I say that out loud?
Didn't hear a thing now I'll bring the pepper
And that leather thingy?
Didn't get it after .... long story lol
Oh well, anything with stockings will do !!!!
Well I'm not sitting on your lap again ... I'm sure you had a gun in your pocket last time
Oh you flatterer, but remember, it was the sexy lady on my lap that erm... inspired me to... erm... rise to the occassion....
anyway, it was a box of jaffa cakes!!!
mmmmm jaffa cakes
mmm and I been stocking up with caramac too, but left the popcorn cos I dont know if ya like it sweet or salty!!!
Oh I deffo prefer sweet .... we are talking about popcorn here right?
Yup, what else would we be talking about?
Err! nothing
I love it when you try to act sweet and innocent...... then I think back and realise I know better lol
I only tried a leather thingy on and sat on ya lap
yup, thats all you did with me.....
but i wasnt the only one there!!!!
Oh you shouldn't listen to all you hear .... if you wanna know the true story about why we left pm me and I'll tell you "
You have mail hun xxx |
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