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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You're the best looking woman on this website!! But what I really mean is I've sent this message to every female I like the look of and I hope you think I mean it so I can put my meat between your legs.
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new to this, be gentle with me = fantatist with no intention of meeting
looking to make new friends = no intention of meeting anyone.
wife is shy = i havent told her i am on here.
Hubby doesnt know = yes he does
love dogging = never tried it.
Shame you dont live closer = no intention of meeting anyone.
dont cut amd paste be original = will ignore it anyway.
ok so a bit naughty but just having a laugh. |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
 = I don’t have anything to actually say
I’m very picky = I’m not, no one will meet me
I’d love to go someone to go to a club with = I’m too scared to go on my own but as soon as you get me in cheaper, I’ll ditch you |
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Back again, been on the scene for a long time. Verify me if you remember me please
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I was the one that was infamous for pestering people and was hard to shake off. I have no friends. But I'm a good zombie wanker and am still desperate for bukkake or join a gangbang |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Can a cock be too big? = look at my profile
Do women like... = I have no idea about women and see them as a homogeneous group
What’s the tallest/oldest/etc, that you’ve met? = I’m tall/old/etc, and want attention |
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Always look and smell good
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I've been known to wash my knob and will do if you insist. Bought Lynx on BOGOF offer, will spray myself with it, until almost embalmed. I use multi-flavoured vapes, I hope it makes me smell exotic |
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"Always look and smell good
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I've been known to wash my knob and will do if you insist. Bought Lynx on BOGOF offer, will spray myself with it, until almost embalmed. I use multi-flavoured vapes, I hope it makes me smell exotic "
Congratulate me, I know how to bathe like an adult! I need a ticker tape parade for being functional!
See also "I know what soap is". |
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"Always look and smell good
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I've been known to wash my knob and will do if you insist. Bought Lynx on BOGOF offer, will spray myself with it, until almost embalmed. I use multi-flavoured vapes, I hope it makes me smell exotic
Congratulate me, I know how to bathe like an adult! I need a ticker tape parade for being functional!
See also "I know what soap is"."
I know what soap is. You should too
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I'm in no position to dictate standards but will agree to wash at your place, if it's the only way I can get a shag |
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"I'm generous = I'll buy you a drink and think it entitles me to sex
I'm nice = I think that entitles me to sex
I have manners = give me a gold star and a blowjob, I know how to human!"
That made me laugh... But I'm nice and have manners... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm generous = I'll buy you a drink and think it entitles me to sex
I'm nice = I think that entitles me to sex
I have manners = give me a gold star and a blowjob, I know how to human!"
A female friend of mine posted on FB the other day saying she was struggling to balance being a single Mum, with a chest infection and the recent loss of a parent
Within minutes she had offers from guys offering to 'look after her'
Whilst some were undoubtedly gracious offers, others were loaded with intent
It's not just Fab, some see opportunity in 'weakness' |
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"I'm generous = I'll buy you a drink and think it entitles me to sex
I'm nice = I think that entitles me to sex
I have manners = give me a gold star and a blowjob, I know how to human!
A female friend of mine posted on FB the other day saying she was struggling to balance being a single Mum, with a chest infection and the recent loss of a parent
Within minutes she had offers from guys offering to 'look after her'
Whilst some were undoubtedly gracious offers, others were loaded with intent
It's not just Fab, some see opportunity in 'weakness' "
Yup. It's a whole thing, everywhere.
(Although I did laugh when I was out due to injury, the number of magical healing penises that existed. Better than surgery and physiotherapy!) |
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"Alpha male
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I'm a tedious prejudiced bore, people steer clear of me
See also 'old fashioned values' "
Bit of a control freak, like women in their place, think I'm different (might even say so) but am part of the same cookie cutter mould. |
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Can lick pussy for hours = I have no fucking clue if women even want this, but it sounds like I give a shit about what they might want.
Discretion assured = fear not fair maiden, your neighbours will be in bed at 2am when I expect to rock up at your gaff wanting a blowie so no fucker will see me enter or leave 20 mins later
Have no pictures due to my job = can't risk my Mrs recognising the bathroom tiles
I make sure the lady has cum multiple times before I cum = my previous fucks have faked the shit out of orgasms just so I finish and fuck off |
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"I appreciate someone who makes a lot of effort with her appearance
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I expect you to satisfy me and make more effort than I ever will "
You'd better be hairless except for brows which are to my exact feelings on brow fashion, and have a perfect catwalk ready head of hair, freshly manicured and pedicured, makeup I approve of (exactly on the line between I can't tell and too much), exquisite taste in clothing and jewellery, skin perfect, looking ten years younger than you are.
I'll wipe my arse and if I like you might put on some Lynx. |
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"Can lick pussy for hours = I have no fucking clue if women even want this, but it sounds like I give a shit about what they might want.
Discretion assured = fear not fair maiden, your neighbours will be in bed at 2am when I expect to rock up at your gaff wanting a blowie so no fucker will see me enter or leave 20 mins later
Have no pictures due to my job = can't risk my Mrs recognising the bathroom tiles
I make sure the lady has cum multiple times before I cum = my previous fucks have faked the shit out of orgasms just so I finish and fuck off "
 you have such a way with words . You should publish of Peachisms |
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"Can lick pussy for hours = I have no fucking clue if women even want this, but it sounds like I give a shit about what they might want.
Discretion assured = fear not fair maiden, your neighbours will be in bed at 2am when I expect to rock up at your gaff wanting a blowie so no fucker will see me enter or leave 20 mins later
Have no pictures due to my job = can't risk my Mrs recognising the bathroom tiles
I make sure the lady has cum multiple times before I cum = my previous fucks have faked the shit out of orgasms just so I finish and fuck off "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can lick pussy for hours = I have no fucking clue if women even want this, but it sounds like I give a shit about what they might want.
Discretion assured = fear not fair maiden, your neighbours will be in bed at 2am when I expect to rock up at your gaff wanting a blowie so no fucker will see me enter or leave 20 mins later
Have no pictures due to my job = can't risk my Mrs recognising the bathroom tiles
I make sure the lady has cum multiple times before I cum = my previous fucks have faked the shit out of orgasms just so I finish and fuck off "
@ recognising the bathroom tiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can lick pussy for hours = I have no fucking clue if women even want this, but it sounds like I give a shit about what they might want.
Discretion assured = fear not fair maiden, your neighbours will be in bed at 2am when I expect to rock up at your gaff wanting a blowie so no fucker will see me enter or leave 20 mins later
Have no pictures due to my job = can't risk my Mrs recognising the bathroom tiles
I make sure the lady has cum multiple times before I cum = my previous fucks have faked the shit out of orgasms just so I finish and fuck off "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erotic massage = I haven't touched a human in forever and trying to find some way, any way that I might manage to get one naked and touch it. "
Or alternatively...
"I am clueless about message, but will gladly spend 5 minutes putting your spine out of line before I slip a finger between your arse cheeks" |
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By *.S.17Woman
over a year ago
Midlands |
My skills are so good you absolutely won’t be disappointed I can guarantee it = the art of persuasion may work on the grounds I have guaranteed my performance in a virtual message - with no pics or veri’s I’m clutching at straws but if I copy and paste it enough surely someone has to reply |
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Don't send me dick pics = I've been sent so many even though I don't want them I swear to motherfucking god one of these days I'm gonna hunt one of you cum dribbling, spazwangling, sperm that should have been swallowed and not cunting fertilised the goddam rotten egg that produced you, that I'm gonna go Liam Neeson on your arse, hunt you down and chop your naked mole rat off with a blunt cleaver before recreating a FUCKING BUSH TUCKER TRIAL WHERE YOU FINALLY GET TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK!
Aaaaaand breathe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Busy Professional -due to my work I need to be discreet and will show face pics upon request.
I’m married, my wife doesn’t known, I’d love to drop by mid week lunchtime for a quick 15 min shag.
I wear a suit, when I go to weddings, as evidenced by the pic of me in a suit with my arm around my wife with her face blacked out. |
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"Don't send me dick pics = I've been sent so many even though I don't want them I swear to motherfucking god one of these days I'm gonna hunt one of you cum dribbling, spazwangling, sperm that should have been swallowed and not cunting fertilised the goddam rotten egg that produced you, that I'm gonna go Liam Neeson on your arse, hunt you down and chop your naked mole rat off with a blunt cleaver before recreating a FUCKING BUSH TUCKER TRIAL WHERE YOU FINALLY GET TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK!
Aaaaaand breathe "
Very calm today peach has the diazopam kicked in? |
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"Don't send me dick pics = I've been sent so many even though I don't want them I swear to motherfucking god one of these days I'm gonna hunt one of you cum dribbling, spazwangling, sperm that should have been swallowed and not cunting fertilised the goddam rotten egg that produced you, that I'm gonna go Liam Neeson on your arse, hunt you down and chop your naked mole rat off with a blunt cleaver before recreating a FUCKING BUSH TUCKER TRIAL WHERE YOU FINALLY GET TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK!
Aaaaaand breathe
Very calm today peach has the diazopam kicked in? "
Sleep eluded me. Does it show? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't send me dick pics = I've been sent so many even though I don't want them I swear to motherfucking god one of these days I'm gonna hunt one of you cum dribbling, spazwangling, sperm that should have been swallowed and not cunting fertilised the goddam rotten egg that produced you, that I'm gonna go Liam Neeson on your arse, hunt you down and chop your naked mole rat off with a blunt cleaver before recreating a FUCKING BUSH TUCKER TRIAL WHERE YOU FINALLY GET TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK!
Aaaaaand breathe "
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"Don't send me dick pics = I've been sent so many even though I don't want them I swear to motherfucking god one of these days I'm gonna hunt one of you cum dribbling, spazwangling, sperm that should have been swallowed and not cunting fertilised the goddam rotten egg that produced you, that I'm gonna go Liam Neeson on your arse, hunt you down and chop your naked mole rat off with a blunt cleaver before recreating a FUCKING BUSH TUCKER TRIAL WHERE YOU FINALLY GET TO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK!
Aaaaaand breathe "
are you having a bad day ?? |
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Travel with work = it's fucking awesome, the wife doesn't hassle coz she thinks I'm on an overnighter somewhere I REALLY don't wanna be and I get to live a double life. Stupid cow even cooks me my favourite meal when I get home after emptying my nuts in someone else coz she's so grateful of the effort I go to to keep a roof over our heads hahahahahahahhahahahahaha
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What aftershave do women love? = I have zero confidence so I'm praying Doris at the Delhi drops her knickers whilst handing over the change from my pork sandwich once she catches a whiff of Au De Studmuffin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Somewhere near you = I haven’t got a clue where I am or where you are and couldn’t find you with a satnav because I live 100s miles away and got no fucking intention of even trying |
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"What aftershave do women love? = I have zero confidence so I'm praying Doris at the Delhi drops her knickers whilst handing over the change from my pork sandwich once she catches a whiff of Au De Studmuffin "
All women are the same and all men suit the same thing |
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7.5inch = 5inch
No limits = No limitS except this shopping list of thing's im not into
I'm shocked people are meeting during lockdown = ill be on tomorrow to forget i was shocked previously.
I volunteer and provide admin services to a non charity website as a hobby = Chance to be inconsistent, biased and hand out punishments to get my fix.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Safe sex only - but I will try to BB you in private
I'm clean - I've never seen the inside of a GUM Clinic
Single - this may well come as a surprise to my girlfriend
Bisexual - this may come as a bigger surprise to her |
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"Safe sex only - but I will try to BB you in private
I'm clean - I've never seen the inside of a GUM Clinic
Single - this may well come as a surprise to my girlfriend
Bisexual - this may come as a bigger surprise to her"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi fancy a fuck
Had anyone ever said... "yeah OK then.. Your place or mine?"
Yea I do for the craic sometimes, when I'm bored
And do they realise its a ruse? Or take it seriously.. "
I usually make it fairly obvious that I'm being sarcastic haha |
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""I like to get to know you"
I have a chart
Profile names down the side
Yarns spun across the top
I tick it when I've used that line on you
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Ditto
Chart of excuses for standing you and others up, in the rare chance that someone falls for any of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I won't respond straight away because I have a life = I actually spend all my time on here but I just want you to think I actually do have a life "
I won't respond straight away because I have a life = I won't respond straight away because I have a wife |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap
Ask me anything = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap
Would love to chat = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap
You’re hot = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap
Bit of a pattern... |
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I find all you ladies beautiful
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I'm desperate and would shag anyone, nobody in the real world will
Looking for someone to show me the ropes
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Utterly clueless
I'm a very kinky guy looking for other very kinky people
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I'm desperate, anyone will do for anything. Expect you to watch and reenact the depraved porn I like, whilst you ride me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap
Ask me anything = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap
Would love to chat = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap
You’re hot = I cant be arsed and think sex will fall into my lap
Bit of a pattern... "
Are we playing fab bingo again??? |
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