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"Scattered. I don’t want any final resting place for people to feel obliged to visit. " Ditto  | |||
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"*Hold my breath" For 54 minutes?! | |||
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"Scattered. I don’t want any final resting place for people to feel obliged to visit. Ditto "Pretty much this for me. Also I don't want anyone feeling guilt if they haven't been up to my grave. | |||
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"I'd like mine to be put in a firework so I can go out with a bang "Sorry, didn't see the post, snap! | |||
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"Scattered. I don’t want any final resting place for people to feel obliged to visit. " Same here. | |||
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"I've already organised mine. In a huge starshell by a well known firework manufacturer. Come sunset I'll go out in the biggest bang my part of North Wales has seen."  I'm the same!!!! | |||
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"Scattered. I don’t want any final resting place for people to feel obliged to visit. Ditto
Pretty much this for me. Also I don't want anyone feeling guilt if they haven't been up to my grave."Yes I've told mine dont put me in a grave yard  x | |||
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"I'd like my ashes to be made into a diamond. That diamond would be encrusted into a dildo that will go up Kitty's vaj. I might make it onto page one of Hot Photos. I might make it up her bum." Now we know who the diamond guy's friend was..  | |||
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Hate funerals with an absoulte passion and my only real request is to not have one. Just a wake and no one is allowed to be upset. I want morbid jokes at my expense and everyone complaining about what a miserable bastard I was
I've already opted to leave my body to medical science anyway. Quite partial to the idea of a medical student poking around in my innards or my skull ending up being used as a desk ornament. | |||
"I've told my kids I want them scattered over the cliff at blackgang chine IOW x" Ashes right? I mean not the kids | |||
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"Planted in with the roots of a young oak Tree taken from Ireland and replanted at my property in Spain, so when the kids/grandkids come to visit, part of me is there growing up on the hill. And there is the connection to Home. " Make sure they don't embalm your body though, all the chemicals seep into the soil  | |||
"Mine can go in the bin." Yep me too but our bin and not yours obvs!!!! Tony | |||
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"I read today that Lemmy had his ashes delivered to friends in bullets , total legend ! Any ideas on what you would like to happen to yours ? " I'd love to come up with something so original that friends and family would put it down to me being eccentric. In reality, I'm more 'do not stand at my grave at weep' as it's the last thing I'd want people to do. If I knew I was on my way, I'd love a good "wake" / party to create great or new memories before I went x | |||
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"... I'll be dead and won't give a fuck. ... Hate funerals with an absoulte passion and my only real request is to not have one. Just a wake and no one is allowed to be upset. I want morbid jokes at my expense and everyone complaining about what a miserable bastard I was
"Two posters there I can identify with. I have no children and have made it known in my papers that I don't want a funeral. What is is the true chance of actually getting your own ashes anyway? My plan has always been that when I've had enough I will go far out to sea in a rubber dinghy with a sharp knife to puncture it and with weight on my body. That way the fish, crabs and lobsters will get repaid for all I have taken from them over the years. My body won't get found so the sharks in the funeral trade won't benefit. | |||
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"You do get your own ashes back. I did a maintenance job at a crematorium a few years ago, and saw the whole process start to finish. Only surgical steel from artificial joints goes in the bin, but gold teeth can be a perk of the job for the unscrupulous. " Thanks for the clarification. Noted that your Jag is not gold! | |||
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"I'd like my ashes to be made into a diamond. That diamond would be encrusted into a dildo that will go up Kitty's vaj. I might make it onto page one of Hot Photos. I might make it up her bum." How I missed this I don't know dear god Jim, there are no words hahaha | |||
"Planted in with the roots of a young oak Tree taken from Ireland and replanted at my property in Spain, so when the kids/grandkids come to visit, part of me is there growing up on the hill. And there is the connection to Home. Make sure they don't embalm your body though, all the chemicals seep into the soil "I did not know that | |||
"Wallop me in a firework and send me skyward. Or whatever the fuck anyone wants. Shit on them for all I really care." great idea | |||
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"I'd like my ashes to be made into a diamond. That diamond would be encrusted into a dildo that will go up Kitty's vaj. I might make it onto page one of Hot Photos. I might make it up her bum. Now we know who the diamond guy's friend was.. "Funnily enough, i just read that and thought.... 'sooooo, how does being sewn into a pair of ladies knickers, grab ya??!' | |||
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"I'd like my ashes to be made into a diamond. That diamond would be encrusted into a dildo that will go up Kitty's vaj. I might make it onto page one of Hot Photos. I might make it up her bum. Now we know who the diamond guy's friend was..
Funnily enough, i just read that and thought.... 'sooooo, how does being sewn into a pair of ladies knickers, grab ya??!' "I got questioned about this comment today.. | |||
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"I'm tempted to donate myself to medical science, which is quite an odd thought for me, as I prefer to use natural remedies myself. I just like the idea of others learning from my body after I've gone. Fascinating stuff. C" I looked into it, you have to qualify and be in a certain catchment area. Even if you qualify, depending how you die they may refuse the body and the family get left to sort things and have a funeral | |||
Failing that I quite like the Hunter S. Thompson version of a burial. | |||
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"You do get your own ashes back. I did a maintenance job at a crematorium a few years ago, and saw the whole process start to finish. Only surgical steel from artificial joints goes in the bin, but gold teeth can be a perk of the job for the unscrupulous. Thanks for the clarification. Noted that your Jag is not gold!" That name was actually given to me by a couple that I used to play with years ago. Her husband had a few reliable guys for gang bangs that he used to refer to as his A Team. However there was also a couple of Dave's involved, and he used to refer me as Dave Silverjag. The name kinda got around a bit, so when I uploaded the profile on here all those years ago, I thought that if I stick with that, one or two might recognise me, and they did. | |||
"are there laws where your ashes cannot be shattered? ... or scattered even ffs" Probably not in or around reservoirs, not that they would amount to more than the metaphorical 'drop in the ocean'! | |||
"are there laws where your ashes cannot be shattered?" You can’t do it in a royal park. I know this because my ma wanted to be scattered in Regents Park. | |||
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She didn't want to do it , we didn't want to be seen so ..... I took over.
I put a hole in the corner of the bag and began to walk around like a hunchback as the ashes slowly trailed around behind me feeding the daffs n grass.....
I never confessed to my daughter that part of her Dad came home with us cos as I was letting go of him ...... bit went into both trainers......
R.I.P. xx | |||
"I don't care whst happens to my body...it's not like I need it after I'm dead. Have told hubby he can bury me at the bottom of the garden "Typical, another job for ME to do 
Cal | |||
"I don't care whst happens to my body...it's not like I need it after I'm dead. Have told hubby he can bury me at the bottom of the garden
Typical, another job for ME to do
Cal "But you're so good at doing stuff 
Nita | |||
"I'd like mine to be put in a firework so I can go out with a bang "https://scattering-ashes.co.uk/sky/firework-display/ Although I'm always reminded of this cartoon https://www.picfun.me/images/54d4b2b27669653435440000/send-everybody-to-crematorium-with-fireworks | |||
"Mine can go in the bin." This | |||
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"The tree thing is something I want. They put you in like this hessian sack with a tree sapling and you get planted, as the tree grows and your body decomposes the tree literally absorbs you and your remaining family/friends get the coordinates of the tree and you can have a little plaque put on the trunk. " Sounds good but it bet it comes with a price tag commensurate with the greenness of the idea. | |||
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"I won't care. I won't be here and if someone does what I did with my husband's it'd be too funny. My daughter went for his ashes and when he came home he was in something like a 2lb sugar bag. I thought ..... fuck really ? Anyway she said, What we gonna do Mum? I said ... we will scatter them in the park next to the church where we got married. She says okay. We got there. It was beautiful. We'd married in the Summer heat of 1976 and the air was full of ladybirds. Anyway .... Now it was Spring 2012. She says to me .... is this allowed? I said .... I dunno. She didn't want to do it , we didn't want to be seen so ..... I took over.
I put a hole in the corner of the bag and began to walk around like a hunchback as the ashes slowly trailed around behind me feeding the daffs n grass.....
I never confessed to my daughter that part of her Dad came home with us cos as I was letting go of him ...... bit went into both trainers......
R.I.P. xx " | |||
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"The tree thing is something I want. They put you in like this hessian sack with a tree sapling and you get planted, as the tree grows and your body decomposes the tree literally absorbs you and your remaining family/friends get the coordinates of the tree and you can have a little plaque put on the trunk. " Second that no cremation or ashes of me but this! | |||
"The tree thing is something I want. They put you in like this hessian sack with a tree sapling and you get planted, as the tree grows and your body decomposes the tree literally absorbs you and your remaining family/friends get the coordinates of the tree and you can have a little plaque put on the trunk. Second that no cremation or ashes of me but this! "This is what my husband chose for himself. He is in a willow coffin not a hessian sack and we can't put a plaque on the tree. Now, eight years later, the site looks like a normal wood and is very tranquil with wild flowers. | |||
"The tree thing is something I want. They put you in like this hessian sack with a tree sapling and you get planted, as the tree grows and your body decomposes the tree literally absorbs you and your remaining family/friends get the coordinates of the tree and you can have a little plaque put on the trunk. Second that no cremation or ashes of me but this!
This is what my husband chose for himself. He is in a willow coffin not a hessian sack and we can't put a plaque on the tree. Now, eight years later, the site looks like a normal wood and is very tranquil with wild flowers. "  | |||
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