A hare and a bear were having a shit in the woods. The bear is struggling and after much puffing and panting and grunting he asks the hare if he suffers from poo sticking to his fur. The hare is horrified and offers a disgusted but firm NO. Great says the bear as he picks up the hare and wipes his arse with him.
" I'll be telling it. "
Just so long as you aren't DOING it. The RSPCA frown on such activity. I should know, I became addicted to the tickling sensation it gave.