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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe.
I think my stupidity is quite well documented.... 
Have you ever glued something to you though ....
I glued a penis to my knee today"
It’s one way of not letting them leave  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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When my kids were tiny I stuck a rattle too my forehead using the suction cup that’s meant to stick it to the high chair. When I took it off I was left with the equivalent of a perfectly circular love bite in the middle of my forehead.
It was embarrassing at work the next day. |
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One time when I was d*unk I thought it would be a good idea to do a run and jump from the hall into the kitchen forgetting it was lower and ended up horizontal when my head hit the wall before crashing to the ground 
Also put a garden fork through my foot trying to get a football off shed roof and had no shoes on  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"When my kids were tiny I stuck a rattle too my forehead using the suction cup that’s meant to stick it to the high chair. When I took it off I was left with the equivalent of a perfectly circular love bite in the middle of my forehead.
It was embarrassing at work the next day. "
Haha! What did you really do though, don’t give us the ‘work safe’ story  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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"When my kids were tiny I stuck a rattle too my forehead using the suction cup that’s meant to stick it to the high chair. When I took it off I was left with the equivalent of a perfectly circular love bite in the middle of my forehead.
It was embarrassing at work the next day.
Haha! What did you really do though, don’t give us the ‘work safe’ story "
It wasn’t a rubber cock! Honestly tsk |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No but I did chop my thumb open with a pair of scissors when trying to open a bale of shavings.
Oh and I broke a toe when I stumped my foot on my bed!"
Been there my friend, with both |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Maybe.
I think my stupidity is quite well documented....
Have you ever glued something to you though ....
I glued a penis to my knee today
It’s one way of not letting them leave "
Wooden penis. I left that word off. Oops.
The one I showed you lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Think I’ve mentioned before in forums that I tried running through a patio door that was shut when I wasn’t looking
Smashed the glass and had shards of glass in my knee, forehead & nose |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have sawn through my finger before, cutting a bit of wood and the saw bounced out sliced it to the bone. Let’s just say passing out was the only option |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One time when younger and still living at mums came in from a night at the pub. On the way home my “expensive” zippo lighter ran out of gas, so decided, in my wisdom to fill it my self at home.
No prob, opened, poured in liquid, refitted. Simple.
Struck the lighter to made sure it worked. It worked alright. It lit the wick and fuel... and the fuel on the outside of the lighter that had split... and and fuel on my right hand where I’d spilt it... and part of the 2 month old carpet when I dropped it... lucky it wasn’t a big part!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When my kids were tiny I stuck a rattle too my forehead using the suction cup that’s meant to stick it to the high chair. When I took it off I was left with the equivalent of a perfectly circular love bite in the middle of my forehead.
It was embarrassing at work the next day. "
The cutest thing I've heard in a long time  |
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I was once sewing on my lap late at night and managed to sew the garment to my leggings. It was a university project and I genuinely contemplated cutting the leggings to free it so I didn't have to resew it. |
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Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...
You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....
Next time C’s cooking
K |
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"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...
You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....
Next time C’s cooking
K"
Oh gosh. My ex did similar dropping his razor in the shower but it did bleed and he fainted . |
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"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...
You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....
Next time C’s cooking
K"
Well that's one way to circumcise your little soldier |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Once glued a dress to my leg
Got a led light strip for going out clubbing and thought It would be cool to glue it on to the underside off the dress so I had like a under lighting offect
Glue sort off over glue and went out and there was some on the inside off the dress end up stuck to my leg
Had to pull it off my leg witch ripped the dress and had to sit the rest off the night with a hole on the side off my dress and a little patch off dress on my leg |
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"Anyone supergluing bits of themselves to themselves, or other things to themselves - dissolve it with acetone. Use cheap nail polish remover, the cheaper the better!"
Never knew this!? Brilliant! |
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I super glued a dildo to my hand a few years ago.
I write and produce adult pantomimes, i was making a drilldo and it was one of the ugly slags in Cinderella tie, i drilled at the middle of a dildo, filled it with glue and stuck a metal rod down the hole, not thinking the glue had to go somewhere, well it came out over the sides and stuck the dildo to my hand.
It really hurt getting it unstuck!! |
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"Anyone supergluing bits of themselves to themselves, or other things to themselves - dissolve it with acetone. Use cheap nail polish remover, the cheaper the better!
Never knew this!? Brilliant! "
I know, there is genuine homespun wisdom to be tapped into in this place  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....
obviously I would never be that stupid
You never did..... did you?  "
Maybe I did |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....
obviously I would never be that stupid "
I was doing a degree in Creative Events and we had to make a lot of things during the course - I often superglued my fingers together and had to rub oil on them to de-stick them. Hot glue guns were another accident waiting to happen but you soon learnt after the first few burns to take great care. |
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"No but I did glue my fingers together and my neighbour had to cut them apart with a stanley. Was very painful
R
Didn't you try acetone first?!"
No didn't have any. I tried driving to Tesco but didn't get out the drive
R |
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"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...
You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....
Next time C’s cooking
K
Oh gosh. My ex did similar dropping his razor in the shower but it did bleed and he fainted . "
my cock winced then!
I was trying to think of a decent excuse if I had to go to hospital and couldn’t
K |
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"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...
You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....
Next time C’s cooking
K
Oh gosh. My ex did similar dropping his razor in the shower but it did bleed and he fainted .
my cock winced then!
I was trying to think of a decent excuse if I had to go to hospital and couldn’t
K"
Well if it ever happens again, feel free to steal that story |
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"Anyone supergluing bits of themselves to themselves, or other things to themselves - dissolve it with acetone. Use cheap nail polish remover, the cheaper the better!
Never knew this!? Brilliant! "
Warm soapy water also dissolves superglue, just need to make continuous small rubbing movements to help break the glue bond |
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"I super glued a dildo to my hand a few years ago.
I write and produce adult pantomimes, i was making a drilldo and it was one of the ugly slags in Cinderella tie, i drilled at the middle of a dildo, filled it with glue and stuck a metal rod down the hole, not thinking the glue had to go somewhere, well it came out over the sides and stuck the dildo to my hand.
It really hurt getting it unstuck!!"
Wow, Shakespeare was right: there really are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can’t honestly say I have  ..
I’ve been stuck in a lift
Ooo stuck in a lift with you "
It was shocking and the language that came out my mouth to the lift engineer was |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...
You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....
Next time C’s cooking
K
Oh gosh. My ex did similar dropping his razor in the shower but it did bleed and he fainted . "
When I was a teenager I got up to no good with a guy one night round the back of a warehouse on the way home. He was very tall and lanky and had very tight crushed velvet trousers on. He wasn't wearing any pants and pulled the zip up very quickly - trapping the top of his penis in the metal zip. It bled profusely and we were panicking as it wasn't an obvious unzip to make. He was in great pain and we had to go to the local hospital. They had to cut his trousers off of him and give several stitches to his battered cock. They also had to lend him a pair of scrubs to go home in. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not superglued my glasses but I was cooking whilst naked the other day and turned the food processor bowl upside down to empty the purée and the blade dropped out and just nicked my cock...
You know when you cut yourself and it takes a few seconds to bleed and then it doesn’t stop?! I was looking down waiting for that to happen and thankfully it didn’t....
Next time C’s cooking
K
Oh gosh. My ex did similar dropping his razor in the shower but it did bleed and he fainted .
When I was a teenager I got up to no good with a guy one night round the back of a warehouse on the way home. He was very tall and lanky and had very tight crushed velvet trousers on. He wasn't wearing any pants and pulled the zip up very quickly - trapping the top of his penis in the metal zip. It bled profusely and we were panicking as it wasn't an obvious unzip to make. He was in great pain and we had to go to the local hospital. They had to cut his trousers off of him and give several stitches to his battered cock. They also had to lend him a pair of scrubs to go home in. "
That actually made me cringe a bit |
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"Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....
obviously I would never be that stupid
You never did..... did you?
Maybe I did "
But you won’t do it again I’m thinking |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....
obviously I would never be that stupid
You never did..... did you?
Maybe I did
But you won’t do it again I’m thinking "
If I’m honest, I can’t guarantee that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Superglued their glasses to their nose, and equally stupid other things....
obviously I would never be that stupid
You never did..... did you?
Maybe I did
But you won’t do it again I’m thinking
If I’m honest, I can’t guarantee that "
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