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What's the best thing you've seen in porn that turns out really shit when tried in real life?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cleaning a pool with a net. I never got invited over by the next door neighbour lying tanning himself in his garden "
Seriously?? That tool lost out I reckon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being picked up  it’s not a sexy primal moment of passion.
It’s more a struggle, a groan then pretending his back isn’t broken to save my feelings. "
Ha ha! Things are never aligned either right? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cleaning a pool with a net. I never got invited over by the next door neighbour lying tanning himself in his garden
Seriously?? That tool lost out I reckon"
There was no tanned male there, that was my point   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being picked up it’s not a sexy primal moment of passion.
It’s more a struggle, a groan then pretending his back isn’t broken to save my feelings. "
This 
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